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Moxie
Aug 2, 2003

When did she start the file?

Maybe buy her a new Pokemon

Also get your dick game right bro. Take lemaze classes

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Moxie posted:

When did she start the file?

Maybe buy her a new Pokemon

Also get your dick game right bro. Take lemaze classes

IT's too late, they found an egg when he picked her up from the Pokémon Daycare :ohdear:

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
I picked squirtle first and was very happy with him. What do the uber nerds say about that? Who is best and worst?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
squirtle seems a popular choice

I picked charmander which was rough for the first gym (rock) but charizard is dope

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
the obvious solution is to play through ff7 again except name aerith after your mom and yuffie after your "girlfriend"

tifa is lowtax, obvi


edit: also :lol: her last name is "gainsborough"

what the gently caress kind of last name is that?

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

gotta catch em all!

(them = boners, she's collecting boners)

Hrist
Feb 21, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
Why is she even still playing Fire Red? Buy a drat DS already. Then she'd have room for 300 new exes to name too.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
the best pokemon game is the one where you take pictures of them and harass them with rocks to make them take better pictures and poo poo

still wish it were a pokemon hunting game

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Hrist posted:

Why is she even still playing Fire Red? Buy a drat DS already. Then she'd have room for 300 new exes to name too.

Kanto is one of the more fun locations but holy gently caress decoupling an attack's element from it's damage type was something that should have happened with Ruby/Sapphire.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
So did she name the missingno. after ur junk

Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum
pokemon? i barely know him

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Trump 2016 hey pokemon you're firered

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

So she like 150 exes?

Congrats on the aids op

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

donkey salami posted:

So she like 150 exes?

Congrats on the aids op

im weak against rock type penises poekmon

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

fire red urine

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Did anyone make a poke joke

:a2m:

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

donkey salami posted:

So she like 150 exes?

Congrats on the aids op

*seinfeld voice* SNORLAX? HOW COULD YA DATE SNORLAX?

Jellidelic
Nov 28, 2011

Rape Stink posted:

If your girlfriend can fill a pokedex with all the guys she's hosed you should probably sever.

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

loquacius posted:

but yeah OP your thing sounds p bad

that's what she said!

Motorola 68000
Apr 25, 2014

"Don't be nice. Be good."
OP how old are you because it sounds like you're 13.

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
When I played it I used the strength move to get Mew from the truck on that island next to the ss anne

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