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I think the far side had a cartoon about this but we can't psoting far side cartoons here
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Dogs don't use language and are thus incapable of thought as we conceive of it. i mouth thingswithout actually saying things all the time and i dont feel like a dog. maybe the problem isnt with dogs not talking its with us not lipreading. deaf people might have something to contribute here, ill buy some ad space
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They either recognize their next level master and wish to serve, or they go off and serve themselves as dogs.
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMzZdSovgjM Lol
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Orkin Mang posted:i mouth thingswithout actually saying things all the time and i dont feel like a dog. maybe the problem isnt with dogs not talking its with us not lipreading. deaf people might have something to contribute here, ill buy some ad space Deaf "people" flunk the Turing test every time
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McDowell posted:They either recognize their next level master and wish to serve, or they go off and serve themselves as dogs. i feel your putting the cart before the dog, so to speak. instead of talking in circles we should get their attention with ad space then ask the deaf people if they can lip read dogs
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Moridin920 posted:Professor Shark is the best poster in GBS praise from caesar is praise indeed
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OH MY GOD MASTER IS HOME I HEAR MASTER COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!! I"VE BEEN WAITING AT THE DOOR BUT MASTER HASN"T COME IN WHERE IS MASTER??????????? I GUESS MASTER IS NOT COMING IN AND HAS LEFT ME I SHALL BARK TO ALERT MASTER OF MY PRESENCE MAYBE MASTER FORGOT ME!!!!!!!!!!! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WOOF! WHERE IS MASTE- MY BALLS ITCH I SHOULD LICK THEM! That's what dogs think.
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Moridin920 posted:Professor Shark is the best poster in GBS is he the guy that posts all those gifs of cottage cheese
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dogs hate ambulances because they think ambulances can run faster and bark louder
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Enfield posted:dogs hate ambulances because they think ambulances can run faster and bark louder its true, i just can't fit an ambulance in my purse
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whenever i meet a new dog i immediately violently establish myself as the alpha after that they think what i tell them to think
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Mandator posted:whenever i meet a new dog i immediately violently establish myself as the alpha i do the same thing with women
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Mandator posted:i do the same thing with women Swine aren't women.
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wow this thread is offensively racist, how can this even exist on these forums
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May 12, 2016 04:08
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this person has not been aggressive to me, so i'm gonna return the favor by rearing up on my back haunches and digging my poorly groomed front claws into their shirt, teasing my gross idiot tongue in and out of the newly made holes.
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satanic splash-back posted:wow this thread is offensively racist, how can this even exist on these forums we've got more dirt on the mods than they have on us. there's nothing they can do
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I think its. FRIEND? Yes? HAPPY! -> PLAY? YES? HAPPY No? FOOD? Yes? HAPPY No? PLAY? and so forth.
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Phillip K. Dick posted:All right. Put yourself in the world of a dog. Let’s say you’ve just brought the dog home. He’s never seen a garbage man; he’s never seen a garbage pail. You put him in the yard. What would happen? First Student posted:He’d try to guard the garbage pail. Phillip K. Dick posted:Right. Because he thinks that what you are doing every day when you take out the garbage is that you’re storing the garbage in a very strong container where nobody will get it. You take it out to this metal container, put the garbage in, and carefully put a lid on it. Even a lid that can hardly be opened. You go into the house. Everyday you do the same thing. After a few days, you’ve got a whole can full of this stuff. He can smell it. Every day it smells better. After a few days he begins to think, “How can I get some of that?” Then, when it’s just ripe, full, and ready to be eaten, these guys show up and take it. And the dog is freaked out. He says, “What is going on? This one is ready and it gets ripped off.” OK. Then, after a while he realizes why he’s there – that it’s his job to keep these guys from ripping off all this valuable stuff. And it’s no garbage to him. It’s a depository for the most precious possession that the people have – because to him its food, which is his most precious possession – the thing he would guard. It’s like his dish. If some other dog starts for his dish, he jumps that dog. So the dog, he thinks about jumping the garbage men. But he wouldn’t see them as men at all – he’d see them as creatures – vague creatures that come in the dawn, different from the people of the house.
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like, what is this, do you HONESTLY believe dogs think anything different than you do? what in the actual gently caress? like, do you even think, ever?
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next time i make a movie i am making sure you "anti-dog" people are taken down a notch
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If I was a dog I would think about fine bitches all day.
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i always look at dogs and assume they must feel really overheated all the time and poo poo so they're probably thinking about how warm they are
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Dogs get confused when they wake themselves up with their own farts, hopefully this helps y'all understand their mental capacity
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diabeetz posted:Dogs get confused when they wake themselves up with their own farts, hopefully this helps y'all understand their mental capacity like to see how coherent you are when you wake to a loud sound and an awful smell that isn't from my mom
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They want to smell things. So do cats. It's like "how does that smell?" at all times.
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If my sense of smell were thousands of times more sensitive than a humans I'd spend all day getting high offa my own farts too!
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Meat and butts and meat an buttts and meat and butts and butts and meat? And butts! And meat and buttds and meat and butts and
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basement jihadist posted:"im wolfkin" Great job!
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"I'm gonna eat this remote control"
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