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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

PBS Newshour posted:

i actually came back around the wind in the pillows joke was pretty good

:keke:

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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
I've been hittin' the ol' dusty waifu pretty hard for the past twelve hours. :clint:

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Serak posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQKnUOnDMn8

"Please take a look at the fortress-like toughness of Japan's cool breasts"

even the Mongols could not conquer them

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Dinosaurmageddon posted:

I've been hittin' the ol' dusty waifu pretty hard for the past twelve hours. :clint:

I love my waifu don't get my wrong but I tried to make sweet love to her manhole lady night and lemme tell ya it's like throwing a hotdog down a highway

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


on the other hand when my waifu gets wet boy howdy I couldn't stop if I wanted to, you know? hahaha the brakes don't worry lmbo! hahaha the pedal does nothing

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

MiracleWhale posted:

I love my waifu don't get my wrong but I tried to make sweet love to her manhole lady night and lemme tell ya it's like throwing a hotdog down a highway

Did you just tell us your wife has a loose butthole? I don't think she will like that.

playmidair.com
May 14, 2016

by Shine
i am not a whore

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


playmidair.com posted:

i am not a whore

playmidair.com
May 14, 2016

by Shine
i wuld t alcom powder my butthole too if i had worked at urban outfitters for a significant amount of time

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Did you just tell us your wife has a loose butthole? I don't think she will like that.

:chloe:

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015



lol

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

:qq:

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
jivehonkey with the consecutive savage owns in the jpanese tityt car thread

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Yes but does the air feel like bags of sand

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Windows 98 posted:

Yes but does the air feel like bags of sand

I'm pretty sure tits actually feel like party balloons filled with mayonnaise

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

MiracleWhale posted:

I'm pretty sure tits actually feel like party balloons filled with mayonnaise

i bet you squeeze a kewpie mayo bottle at night

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

breast bullet time
breast blown by strong wind
drone landing on breasts
roomba vs breasts


how the hell did they get dame judy dench to do the narrating

is she in one of the videos

is she the one in the mask

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Putty posted:

jivehonkey with the consecutive savage owns in the jpanese tityt car thread

:getin:

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

is she the one in the mask

I assumed this show was from the Saudi Arabian version of the discovery channel

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

glad to see hitomi tanaka's getting decent work

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





In Japan, women are like an alien species. Their bodies must be scientifically studied to be understood.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


if you aren't an octopus named Chad then good luck getting a second glance from a Japanese woman in 2016

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

Pawn 17 posted:

In Japan, women are like an alien species. Their bodies must be scientifically studied to be understood.

I don't think even Japanese people jerk off to their weird porn. It's just an artform

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

RaceBannon posted:

I don't think even Japanese people jerk off to their weird porn. It's just an artform

It's actually a movement, a way of life!

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot
The road is a harsh mistress and not a good waifu to hold for very long.

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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Waifu's and bacon, please

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