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What if you pretended your middle finger was your wiener and jacked it off and then slowly raised it like u were gettin a boner but to flip someone off, lol. Anyway, have a good night everybody
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# ? May 17, 2016 04:55 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 14:53 |
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suckle upon mine ballsack OP
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# ? May 17, 2016 04:56 |
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idgi
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# ? May 17, 2016 04:56 |
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Chinatown posted:suckle upon mine ballsack OP
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# ? May 17, 2016 04:56 |
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Nooner posted:idgi It's just a funny way to flip someone off lol what's there to get
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# ? May 17, 2016 04:57 |
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I think I would be going at it for a while before anything came out of the tip OP.
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# ? May 17, 2016 04:57 |
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Sure, will do Op
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# ? May 17, 2016 04:59 |
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what if OP took a huge whiff of my sac after i walked around disney land all day lol
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# ? May 17, 2016 05:00 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I think I would be going at it for a while before anything came out of the tip OP. OP should use one of those finger lancets to allow some place for the finger cum to go, otherwise you'll get blue knuckles.
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# ? May 17, 2016 05:00 |
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The Pony Incident posted:It's just a funny way to flip someone off lol what's there to get okay yeah that is p funny
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# ? May 17, 2016 05:05 |
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The Pony Incident posted:It's just a funny way to flip someone off lol what's there to get What if you talk to someone real quietly so you know they can't hear you. So they ask you re repeat it and then you go, "Oh you want me to turn the volume up?" Then you make a cranking motion with one hand while raising up your middle finger.
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# ? May 17, 2016 05:07 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:What if you talk to someone real quietly so you know they can't hear you. So they ask you re repeat it and then you go, "Oh you want me to turn the volume up?" Then you make a cranking motion with one hand while raising up your middle finger. I think I've seen that one
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# ? May 17, 2016 05:09 |
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All I'm saying is if anyone tried this they would get laid, immediately
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# ? May 17, 2016 05:10 |
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i just tried it and a cop shot at me
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# ? May 17, 2016 05:11 |
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Iron Prince posted:i just tried it and a cop shot at me Tis but a form of being laid
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# ? May 17, 2016 05:12 |
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Does cum come out? What if I can't "get it up"? Could this be one of those Macro aggressions I heard about on facebook? I'm so lost OP. What the heck!?
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# ? May 17, 2016 05:12 |
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# ? May 17, 2016 05:14 |
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lol get this one, what if i pretended my weener was my middle finger and then showed it to people who make me mad when im driving and poo poo could you imagine??
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# ? May 17, 2016 05:17 |
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Warren Zevon posted:Does cum come out? there are some things I can't explain to you you just have to get out there and find out for yourself just stick with it and I'm sure you'll figure things out!
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# ? May 17, 2016 05:17 |
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What if you pretended to jump off a bridge op.
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# ? May 17, 2016 05:18 |
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man if i could redo my time in elementary school knowin what i know now i tell you what
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# ? May 17, 2016 05:18 |
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maybe if you just made the jerkoff motion with one hand and then the middle finger on the other slowly gets turgid, but the hands are separate, this would work.
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# ? May 17, 2016 05:19 |
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Hell Yeah posted:maybe if you just made the jerkoff motion with one hand and then the middle finger on the other slowly gets turgid, but the hands are separate, this would work. I am stealing this
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# ? May 17, 2016 05:22 |
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After contacting my lawyer I have decided to make you a very generous offer on the intellectual rights to your "separate-hands" style middle-finger jerk off, poster Hell Yeah please check your PMs immediately
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# ? May 17, 2016 05:26 |
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The Pony Incident posted:After contacting my lawyer I have decided to make you a very generous offer on the intellectual rights to your "separate-hands" style middle-finger jerk off, poster Hell Yeah please check your PMs immediately LOL
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# ? May 17, 2016 05:28 |
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i accept your offer in a non-gay way.
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# ? May 17, 2016 05:29 |
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Hell Yeah posted:i accept your offer in a non-gay way. My terms are non-negotiable
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# ? May 17, 2016 05:42 |
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That's how I cast Jismatic Spray.
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# ? May 17, 2016 07:47 |
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dont make me beat you up op you fuckin nerd
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# ? May 17, 2016 09:28 |
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Don't flip people the bird op it is very rude!! Even if your angry!!
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# ? May 17, 2016 10:27 |
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i do this. all thhe time
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# ? May 17, 2016 11:14 |
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I like the one where you blow into your thumb and make it seem like your middle finger is inflating. Really throws the other guy off because, hey, for all he knows, maybe that's how human anatomy works.
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# ? May 17, 2016 13:52 |
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sometimes when I am drunk and have to pee like super bad I will act like I am jacking off over the toilet and the piss is my giant load and I laugh and laugh and normally have to wipe the seat with toilet paper the next morning so my gf doesn't accidentally sit on it and get pregnant from my urine.
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# ? May 17, 2016 13:58 |
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Been doing this since middle school, OP. Stop being an unoriginal schlong.
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