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us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
What if you pretended your middle finger was your wiener and jacked it off and then slowly raised it like u were gettin a boner but to flip someone off, lol. Anyway, have a good night everybody

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
suckle upon mine ballsack OP

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
idgi :confused:

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Chinatown posted:

suckle upon mine ballsack OP

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!

It's just a funny way to flip someone off lol what's there to get :)

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I think I would be going at it for a while before anything came out of the tip OP.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Sure, will do Op

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
what if OP took a huge whiff of my sac after i walked around disney land all day lol

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I think I would be going at it for a while before anything came out of the tip OP.

OP should use one of those finger lancets to allow some place for the finger cum to go, otherwise you'll get blue knuckles.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

The Pony Incident posted:

It's just a funny way to flip someone off lol what's there to get :)

okay yeah that is p funny

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


The Pony Incident posted:

It's just a funny way to flip someone off lol what's there to get :)

What if you talk to someone real quietly so you know they can't hear you. So they ask you re repeat it and then you go, "Oh you want me to turn the volume up?" Then you make a cranking motion with one hand while raising up your middle finger.

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

What if you talk to someone real quietly so you know they can't hear you. So they ask you re repeat it and then you go, "Oh you want me to turn the volume up?" Then you make a cranking motion with one hand while raising up your middle finger.

I think I've seen that one

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
All I'm saying is if anyone tried this they would get laid, immediately

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i just tried it and a cop shot at me :(

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!

Iron Prince posted:

i just tried it and a cop shot at me :(

Tis but a form of being laid

false flag post-op
May 13, 2009

Enjoy Every Sandvich
Does cum come out?

What if I can't "get it up"?

Could this be one of those Macro aggressions I heard about on facebook?

I'm so lost OP. What the heck!?

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
zZzzzzzzzzZZZZzzz

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
lol get this one, what if i pretended my weener was my middle finger and then showed it to people who make me mad when im driving and poo poo could you imagine??

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!

Warren Zevon posted:

Does cum come out?

What if I can't "get it up"?

Could this be one of those Macro aggressions I heard about on facebook?

I'm so lost OP. What the heck!?

there are some things I can't explain to you you just have to get out there and find out for yourself :) just stick with it and I'm sure you'll figure things out!

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
What if you pretended to jump off a bridge op.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


man if i could redo my time in elementary school knowin what i know now i tell you what

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

maybe if you just made the jerkoff motion with one hand and then the middle finger on the other slowly gets turgid, but the hands are separate, this would work.

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!

Hell Yeah posted:

maybe if you just made the jerkoff motion with one hand and then the middle finger on the other slowly gets turgid, but the hands are separate, this would work.

I am stealing this

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
After contacting my lawyer I have decided to make you a very generous offer on the intellectual rights to your "separate-hands" style middle-finger jerk off, poster Hell Yeah please check your PMs immediately

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

The Pony Incident posted:

After contacting my lawyer I have decided to make you a very generous offer on the intellectual rights to your "separate-hands" style middle-finger jerk off, poster Hell Yeah please check your PMs immediately

LOL

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i accept your offer in a non-gay way.

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!

Hell Yeah posted:

i accept your offer in a non-gay way.

My terms are non-negotiable

vudan
Dec 11, 2010
That's how I cast Jismatic Spray.

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
dont make me beat you up op you fuckin nerd

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
Don't flip people the bird op it is very rude!! Even if your angry!!

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i do this. all thhe time

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I like the one where you blow into your thumb and make it seem like your middle finger is inflating. Really throws the other guy off because, hey, for all he knows, maybe that's how human anatomy works. :shrug:

Two Free Toppings
Jul 1, 2007

SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE
sometimes when I am drunk and have to pee like super bad I will act like I am jacking off over the toilet and the piss is my giant load and I laugh and laugh and normally have to wipe the seat with toilet paper the next morning so my gf doesn't accidentally sit on it and get pregnant from my urine.

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Been doing this since middle school, OP. Stop being an unoriginal schlong.

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