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welcome, to the bark tank. in this show, we have contestants attempt to assuage (or calm) a pack of dogs. this pack of dogs may or may not want what the guests have to offer, but if they like it, they'll offer all the investment funds and business expertise they have. one thing is for sure: they can smell fear. bring your best gifts and ideas to appease the canines. are you ready to run with the dogs?
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those dogs seem pretty mild im in
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May 18, 2016 04:00
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Shaquin posted:those dogs seem pretty mild im in you walk in empty handed and with no ideas? 
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May 18, 2016 04:02
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okay now that this joker's been chased out, anyone with real ideas or beef ready to "step up"?
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May 18, 2016 04:04
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hello bark thank, i think we should turn polticians into dog food with my new patented meat grinder it's run with a foot press so even aminals can use it!!!
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May 18, 2016 04:07
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here boy. good boy. hi. hi. goood boy. goood boy. whos the good booooy?
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May 18, 2016 04:07
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dont forget to kill putty (its a reoccurring theme)
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May 18, 2016 04:08
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Putty posted:hello bark thank, i think we should turn polticians into dog food with my new patented meat grinder 
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May 18, 2016 04:09
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its hard to tell but that dog is extremely angry, and now, thanks to your suggestion, extremely hungry.
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May 18, 2016 04:09
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dad gay. so what posted:here boy. good boy. hi. hi. goood boy. goood boy. whos the good booooy?  this dog offers you a few good wags and a handshake if you've got a few belly rubs in you
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May 18, 2016 04:10
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im not sure if i won the investment or not but i thank the bark tank for their time both parties take a good whiff of each others asses before moving on to the next comntestant because dogs dont have hands to shake
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May 18, 2016 04:11
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*tucks ham under trench coat and quickens pace*
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May 18, 2016 04:13
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all those dogs arent very cool when compared to that cool dog
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May 18, 2016 04:14
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Chinatown posted:all those dogs arent very cool when compared to that cool dog he's a brand name of his own, maybe he'll show up as a guest investor
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May 18, 2016 04:16
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My mom's got cancer and I'm in it to win it. I'm gonna come at the barks hard with a lot of energy and clapping, I might run a few laps and then I'll tell them all about my home business, inflatable sex castles. My plan is to give these barks a hard sell and a big bone to take home to their bitches.
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May 18, 2016 04:17
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Tonsured posted:My mom's got cancer and I'm in it to win it. I'm gonna come at the barks hard with a lot of energy and clapping, I might run a few laps and then I'll tell them all about my home business, inflatable sex castles. My plan is to give these barks a hard sell and a big bone to take home to their bitches. are you just rattling cages or what? whats your deal? whats your idea? you talk a good talk but can you take them for a walk?
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May 18, 2016 04:19
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i expect to be invited back for Last Chance Bark Tank OP
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May 18, 2016 04:19
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Shaquin posted:i expect to be invited back for Last Chance Bark Tank OP we might be able to arrange something, but you're pretty much guaranteed a spot on "After Bark" if you have something we can film
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May 18, 2016 04:24
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>put peanut butter on dick and lie very still
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May 18, 2016 04:27
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JiveHonky posted:>put peanut butter on dick and lie very still Came here to post this..
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satanic splash-back posted:are you just rattling cages or what? whats your deal? whats your idea? you talk a good talk but can you take them for a walk? Ha. The sex toys in my castle are more than they appear, these dildos double as weaponized pooper scoopers, that warm brown sensation on your face? ya got poo on you dog.
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May 18, 2016 04:29
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Anderron Shi posted:Came here to post this.. lie down next to me, partners 50/50
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May 18, 2016 04:30
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WHO'S READY FOR A CAR RIDE
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May 18, 2016 04:30
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Fister Roboto posted:WHO'S READY FOR A CAR RIDE you have a buyer, and he's a good one 
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May 18, 2016 04:32
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JiveHonky posted:>put peanut butter on dick and lie very still  they've seen this idea, and frankly, they're amused but not excited.
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May 18, 2016 04:33
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May 18, 2016 04:34
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ok im back again this time i brought a present the head of ceasar milan
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May 18, 2016 04:37
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May 18, 2016 04:38
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I have an idea for dogs. It is a machine where you load in a live pig and it incrementally grinds it up into sausage as the dog nuzzles a button.
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May 18, 2016 04:50
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Iron Prince posted:I have an idea for dogs. It is a machine where you load in a live pig and it incrementally grinds it up into sausage as the dog nuzzles a button.  the beagle started wagging his tail and barking as soon as you finished talking and now he won't stop. he's super excited. he continues to bark over you as you try to talk to him. you can assume he's in for your idea but for now (and likely for the rest of the day) he will continue to bark at you while wagging his tail.
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May 18, 2016 04:54
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ok im back again this time i brought a present the head of jackson galaxy
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May 18, 2016 05:04
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JiveHonky posted:ok im back again this time i brought a present JiveHonky posted:ok im back again this time i brought a present dogs can't read spoilers please do not tease the bark tank
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May 18, 2016 05:06
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heres an idea - dro dogs©: cannabis dog biscuits when rover needs that clover to not just bark at the moon but go just as high in the sky, grab some dro dogs©
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May 18, 2016 05:30
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satanic splash-back posted:dogs can't read spoilers please do not tease the bark tank poo poo i never think about this! 
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May 18, 2016 05:34
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#donotpostmeonfetishblogs
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black dog looks at other black dog like "come on, really you doin this to me"
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