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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


whenever someone makes a political statement you disagree with try to drown them out with armpit fart noises

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


welcome to page 2

penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot
also dare cant possibly be liberal despite having a neighbour he really enjoys who is high up in the liberal party and has met hillary and all the other leadership ppl many times

or having a track record of voting green party in every election by blue party hardline or else parental mandate

etc etc

and havax definitely cant be friends with dare (the ?fake? liberal) because that just wont work especially after havax encouraged him to kill himself or called him dent head etc (and dare enjoyed it :D )

anyway wtf is wrong with these ppl and y is chump so black and white absolutist

im guessing this is an insecurity thing again

i was fine with staying out of here but u ppl tracked me down irl for like what the 50th time

god drat

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I told my friend one time that I didnt think that ted cruze would be a good president and then he got mad and left and sent me an email a few minutes latter that just said "human being" like 100 times and then had this picture attached



:confused:

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Nooner posted:

I told my friend one time that I didnt think that ted cruze would be a good president and then he got mad and left and sent me an email a few minutes latter that just said "human being" like 100 times and then had this picture attached



:confused:

i think you got "owned"

penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot

Nooner posted:

I told my friend one time that I didnt think that ted cruze would be a good president and then he got mad and left and sent me an email a few minutes latter that just said "human being" like 100 times and then had this picture attached



:confused:

i posted a euthanasia discussion on tw and ppl sent medeath threads for 8 months telling me to do it on pm and rep and the thread itself

the HEAD NEO NAZI hamao's brother ABSENT made the thread

i was not very confused and just became more friends with havax and absent through this process of internet/hypertext emotional vindication

penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i think you got "owned"

NO MORE TRIBALWAR OR TRIBES FOR U MISTER RACIST !!!!!!

WE KNOW WHAT U DID

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

penis man posted:

i posted a euthanasia discussion on tw and ppl sent medeath threads for 8 months telling me to do it on pm and rep and the thread itself

the HEAD NEO NAZI hamao's brother ABSENT made the thread

i was not very confused and just became more friends with havax and absent through this process of internet/hypertext emotional vindication

I cannot understand a single sentence you've posted in this thread

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


SciFiDownBeat posted:

I cannot understand a single sentence you've posted in this thread

turn your monitor on!! ahaehaehae man never gets old folks

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

penis man posted:

NO MORE TRIBALWAR OR TRIBES FOR U MISTER RACIST !!!!!!

WE KNOW WHAT U DID

knowing it and proving it are two different things, perry gayson :smugmrgw:

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Feb 11, 2007

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havax
Oct 2, 2002

by Pragmatica

penis man posted:

i posted a euthanasia discussion on tw and ppl sent medeath threads for 8 months telling me to do it on pm and rep and the thread itself

the HEAD NEO NAZI hamao's brother ABSENT made the thread

i was not very confused and just became more friends with havax and absent through this process of internet/hypertext emotional vindication

hehe that was a fun thread, bro

penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

knowing it and proving it are two different things, perry gayson :smugmrgw:

listen and believe is p good i swore i said that myself once apon a time but i heard listen and believe and BE CRITICAL is the best

cuz when u know u know but sometimes what u know u dont really know u just ~feel~

ive probably done some bad poo poo but i aint ever done remotely close to the stuff that others have to me so gl. black girls tend to know best but florida may be an exception etc

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

yes but only if neither of you is a frothing zealot

penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot

Strategic Tea posted:

yes but only if neither of you is a frothing zealot

do i seem like i want to post here LOL or emote with ANY of u

yes

congrats

u have created the model that breaks all models

u have predicted a double decade micro trend change

please teach me to day trade shpongle

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
yur a loving loser if u discuss politics

just look at D&D

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
regardless of this elections outcome i hope alot of people kill themselves over it

penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot

Chinatown posted:

yur a loving loser if u discuss politics

just look at D&D

its not really this its just more like if u went to panda bay and then didnt talk politics u r the loser

doubly so if ur brother is getting into dmt and this poo poo AFTER hs

triple so if theres a dood named ben just learning about quasimoto at age 23 and still thinks hes part of THE UNDEGROUND

its just like

@ some point things get so stupid u just want to say

ur raw food diet plan to heal cancer is psychosis want to see my dick sack and punch the ginger in the face?

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
i have a social justice warriror multicolored hair friend that will no longer speak with me because i told her i had some concerns about bernie's platform/policy ideas

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
I work with a bunch of hardcore rightwing dudes and for the most part they are cool, whenever something happens (like trans bathroom retardation recently) they will yell at me about it, and we all occasionally troll each other politically over poo poo like that but it's good-natured and we are all friends. It's not hard to avoid politics

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
I had a college friend that was super religious and read Ann coulter books. We bonded over our shared love of history, light debate, and banging as many sluts as possible. If you find a teetotaler that also likes going out and trying to score, you have struck DD gold

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

RaceBannon posted:

i have a social justice warriror multicolored hair friend that will no longer speak with me because i told her i had some concerns about bernie's platform/policy ideas

I think that no matter where you are on the political spectrum, everybody can agree that centrist Clinton-supporting Democrats are just the worst loving people. They're just gross. I'd sever too.

complimentary soap
Nov 29, 2014
if they are an rear end in a top hat about it then u cant be friends with them

otherwise i just keep agreeing with them, conversation over

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

Dreddout posted:

:confused: Those things don't have anything to do with politics though.

When your arguments rely on premises that are facts you can check those facts.

Fun story I once worked with a guy who said you can't compare violent crime rates between Sweden and the US because the US has more black people and it skews the numbers. Couldn't be friends with that dude, he definitely didn't fit the bill if you know what I mean

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

RaceBannon posted:

i have a social justice warriror multicolored hair friend that will no longer speak with me because i told her i had some concerns about bernie's platform/policy ideas

you loving poo poo

unwantedplatypus
Sep 6, 2012

SciFiDownBeat posted:

while being on separate ends of the political spectrum?

my friend group consists of a libertarian, a republican, a progressive socialist, a liberal, and a go-with-the-flow kind of guy. we almost never discuss politics because when we do it leads to arguments. but I wonder, is it possible to actually stay friends with someone while also discussing politics with them on the reg? if anyone has any personal experience in this regard, post it here

**this thread is NOT for political discussion**, just a way for goons to share their thoughts and personal experience

They're friends with you despite being on opposite ends of the autism spectrum. I'm sure everyone can find common ground OP, even with controversial topics :)

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

yes but it visually manifests as each of us having different colored lighting and aggressive chess playing in an abstract void

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
not only is it possible, it's necessary for the health of the nation

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

signalnoise posted:

When your arguments rely on premises that are facts you can check those facts.

Fun story I once worked with a guy who said you can't compare violent crime rates between Sweden and the US because the US has more black people and it skews the numbers. Couldn't be friends with that dude, he definitely didn't fit the bill if you know what I mean
No, no, no, Signalnoise!

Politics is about winning the most points for your team! Don't worry, as a former congressman I will give you my guide to winning political debates.

1. Assert no positive beliefs. This is critical to winning the game, you can't lose if you don't believe in anything!

2. Smugly dismiss all your opponents points. Ideally your grin should strech from ear to ear.

3. Act like you are the only rational human. Both sides are wrong on every debate, act like you know all the answers, but never offer any up. You must appear infallible.

4. Lead your opponent in circles. The conversation should never proceed past a set loop of responses. Keep doing this until he goes away.

5. Congratulations you now have a black eye won the competition! Enjoy all the blowjobs and bribes you will receive, senator!

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

Dreddout posted:

No, no, no, Signalnoise!

Politics is about winning the most points for your team! Don't worry, as a former congressman I will give you my guide to winning political debates.

1. Assert no positive beliefs. This is critical to winning the game, you can't lose if you don't believe in anything!

2. Smugly dismiss all your opponents points. Ideally your grin should strech from ear to ear.

3. Act like you are the only rational human. Both sides are wrong on every debate, act like you know all the answers, but never offer any up. You must appear infallible.

4. Lead your opponent in circles. The conversation should never proceed past a set loop of responses. Keep doing this until he goes away.

5. Congratulations you now have a black eye won the competition! Enjoy all the blowjobs and bribes you will receive, senator!

I'll thank you not to capitalize my username, dreddouT

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

signalnoise posted:

I'll thank you not to capitalize my username, dreddouT

pwned

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penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot

Dreddout posted:

No, no, no, Signalnoise!

Politics is about winning the most points for your team! Don't worry, as a former congressman I will give you my guide to winning political debates.

1. Assert no positive beliefs. This is critical to winning the game, you can't lose if you don't believe in anything!

2. Smugly dismiss all your opponents points. Ideally your grin should strech from ear to ear.

3. Act like you are the only rational human. Both sides are wrong on every debate, act like you know all the answers, but never offer any up. You must appear infallible.

4. Lead your opponent in circles. The conversation should never proceed past a set loop of responses. Keep doing this until he goes away.

5. Congratulations you now have a black eye won the competition! Enjoy all the blowjobs and bribes you will receive, senator!

this reminds me of k8 and dan i mean coral and chump

jfc u ppl can not have politic talks with ppl smarter than u without degenerating into anger that is CRazzzzyyy this is y its best to just debate with ppl u trust to begin with wouldnt want to ruin that cash cow "friendship"

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