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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


well, hellballs. i just came up with this brilliant and completely original concept for a pop-up porno book. like you pull a tab and the dick goes into the butt or w/e. so i google it as part of my copyright / patent "due diligence" and what do i find?! this guy, violating my intellectual property rights!

:siren: NWS IDIOTS :siren: http://popupporno.org

i'm gonna fix his rear end in court but i have to admit these pop up porno stories are pretty good and honestly i think we're seeing the direction in which art needs to head in the 21st century to stay relevant to the larger culture

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




We should upload that erotica story GBS wrote.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i thought you meant like a small porno, generally not really viable enough of a business model to justify a permanent location, taking over a space for a short while and drawing in more sales than it otherwise would because of its perceived novelty and exclusivity, OP

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

i thought you meant like a small porno, generally not really viable enough of a business model to justify a permanent location, taking over a space for a short while and drawing in more sales than it otherwise would because of its perceived novelty and exclusivity, OP

yeah like instead of a food truck it's a porn truck, there's a special line for scat cuz it's so popular, we always have a couple scats sizzlin on the grill

penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot
IM CUMMMING AHLJEA:HEAKJH:KEAHJA:KHANHAEKHEAJHJAJHAHAHA

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i thought it was gonna be like VH1 pop up video

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
will there be a chapter about facefucking OP?

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Iron Prince posted:

i thought it was gonna be like VH1 pop up video

princess bendover once coughed during a dvda and the scene had to be reshot -- because it was a commercial for cough drops!

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Chinatown posted:

will there be a chapter about facefucking OP?

there will be a chapter about oral but whether it constitutes facefucking depends on how fast you move the tab back and forth

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Pull tab a to move OPs mouth onto Chinatowns balls.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

MiracleWhale posted:

there will be a chapter about oral but whether it constitutes facefucking depends on how fast you move the tab back and forth

hmm....interesting

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


JiveHonky posted:

Pull tab a to move OPs mouth onto Chinatowns balls.

as you pull the tab my mouth gradually opens wider and wider and then a second mouth pops out aliens style

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

MiracleWhale posted:

as you pull the tab my mouth gradually opens wider and wider and then a second mouth pops out aliens style

:stare:

penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot
chinaman and nooner + k8 for 2016 presidency anyway later cuz i know this is gonna reverse on me or something

Na'at
May 5, 2003

You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star
Lipstick Apathy
Disappointed that it wasn't like pop-up video with cute anecdotes about the starlets hosed up childhoods or some "where are they now" blurbs for those classic hairy 80's flicks.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Iron Prince posted:

i thought it was gonna be like VH1 pop up video

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Pull my finger.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


pull my penis, you may have to do it a few times to get results but trust me it's worth it

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
What about a place called Porn Pals where you give them a list of stuff you would like to see in a porno and they have the members of their Porn Squad find a porno matching your exact criteria? Or maybe we could call it Bust Buy.

penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot

MiracleWhale posted:

pull my penis, you may have to do it a few times to get results but trust me it's worth it

talc my b-hole babby

IS THAT TIGHT ENOUGH FOR YA

ARRR MATEY NO IT AINT

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Porn is just fine the way it is. :colbert:

unwantedplatypus
Sep 6, 2012
Pop up porn. So like porn storybooks except for children?




intriguing

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

penis man posted:

talc my b-hole babby

IS THAT TIGHT ENOUGH FOR YA

ARRR MATEY NO IT AINT

holy poo poo you made a good post

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

penis man posted:

IM CUMMMING AHLJEA:HEAKJH:KEAHJA:KHANHAEKHEAJHJAJHAHAHA

it's the scat man

skiddely bop bop bow

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
sue that motherfu ker

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


unwantedplatypus posted:

Pop up porn. So like porn storybooks except for children?




intriguing

kids these days don't know how spoiled they are. when I was a kid I had to jerk to the same playboy every time that we stole from my friend's dad and hid under the shed, and it wasn't even gameified. didn't support street pass and guess what: playboy hadn't even invented premium currency at that time. today I can;t even get it up without buying 50 cum cubes

polio king
Jun 19, 2004

Iron Prince posted:

i thought it was gonna be like VH1 pop up video

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Mariana Horchata posted:

sue that motherfu ker

I won't really afford a lawyer at this time but I'm hoping the naacp will help

penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot

That Robot posted:

it's the scat man

skiddely bop bop bow

alex this is gross for a variety of reasons but mostly because liz is actually into this fetish and u are being insulting to her because she is very diligent in hiding it and talcing her b-hole

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


i just watched a porno and get this, i popped up

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
Dare is making funny posts, holy balls :stare:

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

penis man posted:

alex this is gross for a variety of reasons but mostly because liz is actually into this fetish and u are being insulting to her because she is very diligent in hiding it and talcing her b-hole

lol

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015




me, after viewing the pop-up porno in the op. looking like rain in PA

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