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I'm a god drat human being. I can wipe my rear end. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71kig4xhDUE  No reptilians allowed ITT. Post why you love being a human. I love it because if I gently caress up, even really bad, I can just be like,  poo poo happened.Also. While having balls is not strictly for humans. I do enjoy having mine licked.
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You can't fool me sapient vending machine
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May 20, 2016 01:32
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it says you're a goat in your name. idiot
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May 20, 2016 01:32
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I don't like being human. I feel inferior.
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May 20, 2016 01:32
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May 20, 2016 01:33
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Being human allows me to jerk off while I post.
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May 20, 2016 01:33
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new av found!
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May 20, 2016 01:34
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Doc Friday posted:Being human allows me to jerk off while I post. 
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May 20, 2016 01:34
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hmm that's a caprine as gently caress thing to say you goat bastard
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May 20, 2016 01:36
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I'm a robot
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May 20, 2016 01:37
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I always imagined you as the adorable goat in your av Vendagoat. Youve hurt a lot of us today
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Rasta_Al posted:I always imagined you as the adorable goat in your av Vendagoat. Youve hurt a lot of us today
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May 20, 2016 01:38
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Microwaves Mom posted:new av found! it suits you imo 
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May 20, 2016 01:38
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VendaGoat posted:I'm a god drat human being. I can wipe my rear end. I know it seems like a callous thing to say, but you're not responsible for her behaviour. You should read this - I found it really helpful when I was in a similar situationNear constant flatulence that has a smell so powerful to me that I risk cumming on particularly strong farts. In addition I can't hold them back for more than 10 minutes at most; if I try then it'll practically explode out my rear end, soil my pants a bit, and of course make me cream them like I was edging for a whole day. The thing is, it becomes oddly easier to hold it if I somehow manage to keep them contained past that threshold point (I.e. industrial butt plugs) but if they're held in for over an hour I can't fart for a week. Instead, my cock farts instead of cumming (but the cum is still built up in my balls) and my body odor becomes my farts. My breath is of course foul to everyone but me. The result is if I hold it in too long, I become a perpetually aroused, sporadically ejaculating filth hound.
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May 20, 2016 01:39
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i am a human garbage disposal
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May 20, 2016 01:40
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Rasta_Al posted:I always imagined you as the adorable goat in your av Vendagoat. Youve hurt a lot of us today I know right? Sorry for that. Here, let me take a selfie to prove it. 
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May 20, 2016 01:41
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VendaGoat posted:I know right?
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May 20, 2016 01:41
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Welp unsubscribed haha creepy poo poo man bye definitely don't email.me more of that type of image
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May 20, 2016 01:42
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JiveHonky posted:it suits you imo no i meant for you. I don't buy avs.
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May 20, 2016 01:42
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Wow, denis leary got old
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May 20, 2016 01:42
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CJacobs posted:Wow, denis leary got old the good thing about dennis is his standup from the past sucks just like the current stuff
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May 20, 2016 01:43
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Back into the vending machine with you
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May 20, 2016 01:43
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Microwaves Mom posted:no i meant for you. I don't buy avs. you mother-
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May 20, 2016 01:44
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you suck vendagoat. stop posting
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May 20, 2016 01:45
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I'm a pod people, just like all of the other sandys
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May 20, 2016 01:45
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Hell Yeah posted:you suck vendagoat. stop posting Hell Yeah
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May 20, 2016 01:45
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More human Than human
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May 20, 2016 01:48
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Computre
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May 20, 2016 01:49
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In vaudeville there's an old bit where characters will quickly exchange hats and change their thinking and perspective. So when I tell I'm hat fappy you know for a fact that i'm masturbating madly.
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May 20, 2016 01:51
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parody thread, 'God damnit! I'm Hunan!' it could contain all sorts of hilarious asian-oriented vaguely racist observations
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May 20, 2016 01:56
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Mozi posted:parody thread, 'God damnit! I'm Hunan!' ive got this idea about something with peepee in coke, want to help me workshop it?
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May 20, 2016 02:05
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Mozi posted:parody thread, 'God damnit! I'm Hunan!'  I'll make the website.
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Nooner posted:ive got this idea about something with peepee in coke, want to help me workshop it? i think that's gold as is, as long as it's a chinese person placing said peepee in aforementioned coke
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May 20, 2016 03:18
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i thought it was common knowledge that if you ever post in gbs you are subhuman at best
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I'm a human and a lizardperson- and an arcturian godling all at once why can't I get along 
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