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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VatYp5UCxvo

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

that'd be a nice truck for my infant daughter

truck for real men:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

this what im talking about

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice
I hope he hits a very small bump

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Gaunab posted:

that'd be a nice truck for my infant daughter

truck for real men:



I love that trend of putting semi-truck wheels on big duellys, it looks so cool when they do it with low-profile tires too

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

amusinginquiry posted:

I hope he hits a very small bump
i fuckin love these fuckin things

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

like this

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

amusinginquiry posted:

I hope he hits a very small bump

Almost all those cars are on airbags, so it can rise up when actually driving

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Gaunab posted:

that'd be a nice truck for my infant daughter

truck for real men:



even if you don't buy into the whole "people with big modded trucks have baby dicks" (which is true btw) thing, you still look like a loving tiny clown in these dumb loving things. It looks like something a five year old would think is cool.


numberoneposter posted:

this what im talking about






Jonny 290 posted:

a 1985 notion of a 'monster truck'



Now these on the other hand are cool trucks.

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
People who drive bigass trucks and aren't in a rural area or don't need it to haul things regularly are pieces of poo poo who waste my time when they try to navigate the parking lot with their massive truckboattruck.

Who are you trying to fool? Everyone knows your dick is tiny.

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRziS6C3i1Q

this is the best engine for trucks to have

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

City of Tampa posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRziS6C3i1Q

this is the best engine for trucks to have
wheres the afterburner???

stump collector
May 28, 2007

Jonny 290 posted:

a 1985 notion of a 'monster truck'



sick

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
one of the editors at jalopnik has a bagged and stanced baja and it's the most amazing obnoxious troll truck ever, nobody likes it, which makes me like it, because i'm a hipster

http://jalopnik.com/my-stanced-and-bagged-2005-subaru-baja-is-almost-as-awe-1747058375

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

OMGVBFLOL posted:

one of the editors at jalopnik has a bagged and stanced baja and it's the most amazing obnoxious troll truck ever, nobody likes it, which makes me like it, because i'm a hipster

http://jalopnik.com/my-stanced-and-bagged-2005-subaru-baja-is-almost-as-awe-1747058375

Minus the random red topper, it's probably in the top three trucks in this thread along with the 80s Toyota 4X4 and slammed/bagged black mini.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Jonny 290 posted:

a 1985 notion of a 'monster truck'



Bah! This is nothing compared to my Little Mule, Pepe.

Wee Stubby Nublet
Nov 20, 2015

by Lowtax

naem posted:

I wish anyone still made small trucks even




















 

naem
May 29, 2011

:stare:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Windows 98 posted:

My cousin has a truck just like that but it's light grey and has a sticker on the back windows that says "It's lifted because fat girls can't jump"

Your cousin sounds like a fun guy to go drinkin with

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

what

naem
May 29, 2011

naem
May 29, 2011

Can we go back to whatever this was again because,

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Gaunab posted:

if your wife doesn't have a big suv, she WILL probably die in a car crash

I'm buying my wife a bmw isetta

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

You quoted the whole thing douche

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Linux Pirate posted:

even if you don't buy into the whole "people with big modded trucks have baby dicks" (which is true btw) thing, you still look like a loving tiny clown in these dumb loving things. It looks like something a five year old would think is cool.


i drove a friend's once and tbh it was kind of cool being so high up, could see loving miles ahead of the traffic

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
why do Liberals get so mad about trucks

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
seriously though what are we people with small penises supposed to do?


you always blame us for trying to compensate

but the real problem is the bullies and smallpenis shamers


if you would stop making fun of us, we wouldn't have to compensate

you're just furthering the cycle of insecurity

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naem
May 29, 2011

they call me war of the worlds cause I'm a tripod

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