|
I've put on like 45lbs since my 20s, and my penis has shrunk in the same timeframe. is this a coincidence? i hope so, because i like pizza and liquor too much to cut back.
|
#
?
May 22, 2016 04:29
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 23, 2024 12:16 |
|
|
Shaquin posted:god drat it is this the fisting thread for real men with real fisting urges or what lets get a little transparency in this loving forum holy poo poo if you have fisting urges, i may be able to help. please answer this questionaire: - when did you first fist? - how many times a day do you want to fist? - has the urge to fist persisted for at least four hours? - do you want to fist right now?
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2016 04:29
|
|
|
I'm stuck in a time loop.
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2016 04:30
|
|
|
I have a big split down the middle of my butt. From what I've seen from tv and the Internet it's supposed to be one solid smooth rump. Is there some kind of putty or ointment I can use? 
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2016 04:32
|
|
|
business gorillas I sincerely hope all the medication you recommend in this thread is going to be homeopathic
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2016 04:40
|
|
|
another email patient! let's see what's in this one!Dying to Run Away posted:Dear Dr. Gorillas, im sorry to hear that you've gotten your girlfriend pregnant. its a well-known fact that if you do sex to a woman during the new moon, it is impossible for her to get pregnant. while it is too late to go back in time, there is one thing you need to know. it is your child and you need to step up to take care of it. however, what if you changed and became an entirely different person? selling your identity to a russian hacker or hispanic immigrant is a surefire way to dodge child support payments. after all, for all the court knows, Dying to Run Away is a 14 year old krokodil addict from the ukraine or a 53 year old short order cook from guatemala. start downloading whatever you can from obscure pornographic websites and your current identity will be a thing of the past as soon as you disable your firewall! don't run away from your commitments, just make them someone else's! Sincerely, Business Gorillas, PhD.
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2016 04:44
|
|
|
Business Gorillas posted:if it pees when you burn, this may actually be you rendering fat. have you noticed a change in surroundings recently? are you on a grill or pan-like object? i have reason to believe that you actually aren't a person but some form of sentient meat im straddling a camp fire right now, but that's the point. i shouldn't be uncontrollably pissing while I do it, which may eventually put out the fire. the fire being out is NO loving BUENO
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2016 04:45
|
|
|
Doc Friday posted:I'm stuck in a time loop. what time and date are you stuck in? if it's a good time or date, maybe the best thing is to leave it alone and enjoy it
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2016 04:46
|
|
|
Iron Prince posted:im straddling a camp fire right now, but that's the point. i shouldn't be uncontrollably pissing while I do it, which may eventually put out the fire. the fire being out is NO loving BUENO have you considered maybe constructing some kind of straw device you can shove up your urethra to divert the piss away from the fire?
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2016 04:47
|
|
|
Business Gorillas posted:what time and date are you stuck in? if it's a good time or date, maybe the best thing is to leave it alone and enjoy it The present.
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2016 04:49
|
|
|
Business Gorillas posted:have you considered maybe constructing some kind of straw device you can shove up your urethra to divert the piss away from the fire? i mainly just never want to piss at all
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2016 04:52
|
|
|
Doc Friday posted:The present. try going to sleep. you'll wake up in the future! Iron Prince posted:i mainly just never want to piss at all
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2016 06:14
|
|
|
in theory can't you just convert the liquid part of the piss into sweat and the solid part into agonizingly painful kidney stones?
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2016 06:16
|
|
|
$10 copay for that one iron prince
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2016 06:17
|
|
|
MiracleWhale posted:in theory can't you just convert the liquid part of the piss into sweat and the solid part into agonizingly painful kidney stones? always be pissing is part of the hippocratic oath
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2016 06:19
|
|
|
Business Gorillas posted:if you have any medical or personal issues you need help with, send me an anonymous e-mail at gorillamanphd at gmail dot com and i will help you out with medical, psychological, or dating advice my problem is that I can't send email I'd like to ask for your help but I can't send email
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2016 06:36
|
|
|
RVWinkle posted:my problem is that I can't send email I'd like to ask for your help but I can't send email rvwinkle posting from the state pen on a contraband palmpilot
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2016 06:38
|
|
|
yes hello my mind spider has been uppity recently please advise 
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2016 06:43
|
|
|
MiracleWhale posted:business gorillas I sincerely hope all the medication you recommend in this thread is going to be homopathic Business Gorillas posted:always be pissing is part of the homocratic oath ftfy
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2016 07:19
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 23, 2024 12:16 |
|
|
 the doctor is out for the night. i'll begin helping people again tomorrow. thank you and goon bless
|
|
#
?
May 22, 2016 07:33
|
|