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Lost Canyoneer
Nov 1, 2009
Any alcohol in an amount sufficient to get you drunk is unhealthy, but don't let that stop you.

Just pick a drink that has the fewest unnecessary calories and the lowest potential for nasty hangovers. Also you should like the way it tastes, but that's optional, I guess.

I recommend bourbon on the rocks, personally.

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Papal Infallibility
May 7, 2008

Stay Down Champion Stay Down
Seriouspost calorie per ABV the best is champagne, as far as hard stuff goes tequila and mezcal are surprisingly the least terrible? Otherwise as mentioned a drink a Bloody Mary or a Breakfast Stout because they have vitamins and nutrients

Papal Infallibility fucked around with this message at 04:05 on May 26, 2016

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

Unguided posted:

Wine is already good for you, so brandy must be even better since they distilled all the garbage out of it.

actually grappa is better than regular brandy and its literally distilled garbage so your postulate is only half-true

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,
drink a Golden Cadillac, a Grasshopper, a White Russian, and a Brandy Alexander in quick succession. its very healthy and you wont get sick

e: bonus retro drink: have a Snowball (from the Savoy cocktail book): equal parts gin, cream, anisette, and creme de violette

Redonionking
Mar 13, 2001

I AM A BRILLIANT HAMOLOGIST
Grimey Drawer
Kale vodka smoothies.

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot
It's definitely wine. Red, white, sparkling, who cares go crazy.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFAvSXS5H0E

Cheese it!

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*

noctambulous nebab posted:

It's definitely wine. Red, white, sparkling, who cares go crazy.

except not. wine is extremely sugary

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

except not. wine is extremely sugary

Liquor fucks up the esophagus and isn't as pleasant of a drunk as softer forms of alcohol. You've got to compromise somewhere with the juice.

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*

noctambulous nebab posted:

Liquor fucks up the esophagus and isn't as pleasant of a drunk as softer forms of alcohol. You've got to compromise somewhere with the juice.

ask me how i know you arent legally able to buy alcohol

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

ask me how i know you arent legally able to buy alcohol

I am of age and mainly drink beer. These are my opinions.

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
get beefy bitch

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

noctambulous nebab posted:

I am of age and mainly drink beer. These are my opinions.

I drink mikes hard rootbeer like an adult male.

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

I drink mikes hard rootbeer like an adult male.

Drinking miller right now hbu

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot
I actually got a ticket when I was 16 because I drank a single Mike's Hard Lemonade and was out past curfew.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

noctambulous nebab posted:

I actually got a ticket when I was 16 because I drank a single Mike's Hard Lemonade and was out past curfew.

Next tell us about your wacky zima high jinks.

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Next tell us about your wacky zima high jinks.

Tell me something about yourself instead. Have you done anything?

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*

noctambulous nebab posted:

Tell me something about yourself instead. Have you done anything?

nice meltdown

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

I can tell you're really chill by the lack of punctuation.

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
i can tell ur gay by ur posting lmao :owned:

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot
Pathetic. Bye

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party

Nice face!

:iceburn:

Turns out the best drink is :nattyburn: .This one time I drank it and it cured my cancer.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
everclear because its almost pure alcohol and less ingredients = healthier

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
turns out i can dish it out but ic ant take it. crying into my hibiki irl. stop with the burns poopnanners. too real m8

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

noctambulous nebab posted:

I actually got a ticket when I was 16 because I drank a single Mike's Hard Lemonade and was out past curfew.

i got pulled over for drunk driving at 17 and got away with just a ticket for speeding because the juvenile hall guy couldn't be assed to come pick me up at 2am

and thats how i learned that drinkling a driving is a dumbfuck idea

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

turns out i can dish it out but ic ant take it. crying into my hibiki irl. stop with the burns poopnanners. too real m8

*Pour's you a mimosa*

Here's your drink, madam!

GopherFlats
Mar 16, 2011
The gently caress is wrong with Mimosa's? You can't have Sunday brunch without a pitcher of Mimosa's with the rest of your hungover friends

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Couldn't handle the old one two from the bongster.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Make it a Mike's

Marv Albert
May 15, 2003

If your goal is healthiest, your best bet is going with the most neutral-flavored vodkas, or just drinking 95% grain alcohol. Liquor, beer, and wine makers aren't required by the FDA to divulge additives, so their products contains who knows what.

If it doesn't taste like just alcohol, it's not a relatively healthy alcoholic beverage.

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*

Marv Albert posted:

If your goal is healthiest, your best bet is going with the most neutral-flavored vodkas, or just drinking 95% grain alcohol. Liquor, beer, and wine makers aren't required by the FDA to divulge additives, so their products contains who knows what.

If it doesn't taste like just alcohol, it's not a relatively healthy alcoholic beverage.

Boom Shakalaka!!

naem
May 29, 2011

It isn't bourbon if it's not from Kentucky

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

naem posted:

It isn't bourbon if it's not from Kentucky

this is interesting but false

BluPotato
Jul 18, 2006

pretty much anything you can drink until deaths sweet embrace takes you.

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Screwdriver or bloody mary

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