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ninety
Mar 13, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Barack Hussein Obama has the sexiest feet in presidential history.

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AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
"I first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily on a hassock. I spied it through the door. It was a beautiful foot, sleek. Such casual elegance and clean lines! But not a big foot, not formidable, maybe a little ...frail. I imagined cradling it in my arms, protecting it from unsmooth roads."
-Peggy Noonan

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

he prob has the biggest presidential dong in US history

them black genes amirite

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

nawcom posted:

he prob has the biggest presidential dong in US history

them black genes amirite

:eyepop:

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

ninety
Mar 13, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

(and can't post for 4 years!)

mods please sticky

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
pics or gtfo :obama:

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
:yikes:

ninety
Mar 13, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

(and can't post for 4 years!)

no one else even has a claim to sexiest presidential feet compared to B. obama.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Lyndron johnson had the biggest dong he would use it as a political weapon because he was that much of a monster

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
oh you need me to do this for you huh senator well I'm going to slap my dick around on you for a while how do ya feel now bitch??

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

This dudes eyes in another dimension

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGRAE-y851M

ninety
Mar 13, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Shaquile O'Neal has AMAZING feet but they aren't presidential material at all.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

I didn't like the original coneheads I'm not gonna watch the remake

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
feet are weird arent they, whats the deal with feet anyways

:jerry:

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

boomshakalaka

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




I bet Justin Trudeau's are better.

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
not more impressive than a regular dunk just an rear end in a top hat move

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
how small was nixon's dick i wonder. this question keeps me up most nights, including tonight.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
ninety we don't want to hear about your male foot fetish

keep it to big boobs and dragon dildos hth

at least one wordfilter works! cuck sjw

horray wordfilters are back!

im gay

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Too bad Robert Pattinson can't run for prez.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Not the original, but maybe a clever way to get around state censors? Mods???

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

mdm posted:

Lyndron johnson had the biggest dong he would use it as a political weapon because he was that much of a monster

He'd straight-up whip it out and piss on reporters' shoes, and conduct interviews while taking a poo poo with the door open.

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
Think were gonna need more text here, op

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