The Mystery of Chuck Tingle

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DONKEY SALAMI: Jun 28, 2008; donkey? donkey?

I got the one about Bigfoot butt camp.

It was a gift!

From myself

To my boner

# ? May 27, 2016 16:41

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glowing-fish: Feb 18, 2013; Keep grinding,
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donkey salami posted:

I got the one about Bigfoot butt camp.

It was a gift!

From myself

To my boner

Are you seriously gay, and did you seriously become aroused by reading it?

# ? May 27, 2016 17:00

Bardeh: Dec 2, 2004; Fun Shoe

glowing-fish posted:

Are you seriously gay, and did you seriously become aroused by reading it?

I am halfheartedly gay, but I still get seriously aroused when I read a Tingler.

# ? May 27, 2016 17:07

DONKEY SALAMI: Jun 28, 2008; donkey? donkey?

I'm not gay. But my fetish is Bigfoot pegging stories

Very hard to find any in book length

So I settled

# ? May 27, 2016 17:09

RVWinkle: Aug 24, 2004; In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.; Nap Ghost

Wow this Chuck Tingle guy is legitimately hilarious.

Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'"

# ? May 27, 2016 19:45

Bakalakadaka: Sep 18, 2004

Chuck Tingle is a real hard buckaroo and he is my friend and husbando.

# ? May 27, 2016 20:01

shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

Martinpale posted:

Here, have two Reddit AMA's from the man himself:

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4gptv8/i_am_dr_chuck_tingle_2016_hugo_awards_nominee_for/
https://www.reddit.com/r/PieceOfShitBookClub/comments/3gxpmr/my_name_is_chuck_tingle_thanks_here_is_interview

And one from Jon Tingle, his son/editor:

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/3vz1x7/iama_jon_tingle_son_of_bestselling_romance_author/

Based on the writing style in these AMAs it's clear that moof is Chuck Tingle.

# ? May 27, 2016 21:14

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Turned gay by Taco Tuesday.

# ? May 27, 2016 22:14

kalel: Jun 19, 2012

Chuck Tingle is truly the J. D. Salinger of our time

# ? May 27, 2016 22:50

RVWinkle: Aug 24, 2004; In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.; Nap Ghost

Yeah right, Salinger's youtube channel would suck by comparison.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl0K01iagic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GasSC_z6Tos

# ? May 28, 2016 01:39

Curdy Lemonstan: Jan 25, 2012; by zen death robot

Jerry Cotton posted:

I haven't (yet) but I read The Legend of the Ten Elemental Masters from cover to cover and oddly enough it was really bad?!

Please. I need more info. What is it actually about?

# ? May 28, 2016 02:52

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

glowing-fish posted:

After doing a forums search, I have found that the SA forums contain precious little material on a man that we should all take to be a goon here:

Dr. Chuck Tingle, Taekwondo Grandmaster, professor of Holistic Massage, and the author of absurd gay erotica.

Not much is known about Chuck Tingle. His first book, "My Billionaire Triceratops Craves Gay rear end", was released in December of 2014, and since then he has written several dozen books about gay sexual contact between men and dinosaurs, inanimate objects, and abstract concepts. His books have become increasingly self-referential. At least, I have gathered as much from their titles, I have yet to read them. He also has a social media presence, where he posts inspirational sayings about pounding butts.

Most recently, in a bizarre series of events, he was nominated for a Hugo Award by the right-wing "Rabid Puppies" campaign, as a way to mock the Hugo Awards. Chuck Tingle responded by writing a book "Pounded in the Butt by my Hugo Nomination", and then announcing, via twitter, that he would have Zoe Quinn accept his award. He also made a series of bizarre videos mocking Vox Day.

I am a follower of internet weird stuff, but the story of Chuck Tingle is certainly expectation stretching. I don't know if he is even gay, or if anyone reads his books out of real sexual interest.

I wonder if he is a goon.

The only thing I know is that #truebuckaroos know that #loveisreal

he is now, and will always be my favorite author

# ? May 28, 2016 02:53

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Curdy Lemonstan posted:

Please. I need more info. What is it actually about?

Well don't want to spoil it for anyone but it's about ten elemental masters.

# ? Jul 31, 2016 02:54

luncheon meat: Oct 11, 2007; Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDCTYYlo0CE

not as good as this one imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4fERulwNrc

But still, Love a Tingle

# ? Jul 31, 2016 03:11

Rasta_Al: Jul 14, 2001; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.; Fun Shoe

The cover of Pounded In the Butt By My Own Butt is my fav. It makes me giggle and wiggle

# ? Jul 31, 2016 03:15

Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

all ladys can do anything that boy bucks can do this includes GETTING HARD and participating in horseplay (at gym or home). the point of tinglers is to prove that love is real for ALL WHO KISS. this means lady bucks and boy bucks and also for jet places who get hard and maybe a bigfoot or a dinosaur. this is the way of the buckaroo reality

-chuck tingle

# ? Jul 31, 2016 03:54

Friginator: May 13, 2014; by zen death robot

He completely ruined this song for me.

But my favorite ones are stories about stuff like being hosed by that color changing dress and those solid red Starbucks cups that are going to need lengthy explanations in a few years.

# ? Jul 31, 2016 04:07

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

i have shingles in both of my legs it hurts to walk far

# ? Jul 31, 2016 04:08

Friginator: May 13, 2014; by zen death robot

Oh, god, I just saw he has one out now about Pokemon Go.

# ? Jul 31, 2016 04:16

Soup du Journey: Mar 20, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

chucks personas based on my life ama

# ? Jul 31, 2016 04:49

Soup du Journey: Mar 20, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

WatermelonGun posted:

I feel weird now

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :yeah:

# ? Jul 31, 2016 04:55

dreezy: Mar 4, 2015; yeah, rip.

I want Japan to make an anime based on a chuck tingle book.

# ? Jul 31, 2016 05:09

DAD LOST MY IPOD: Feb 3, 2012; Fats Dominar is on the case

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# ? Jul 31, 2016 06:05

peanut: Sep 9, 2007

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# ? Jul 31, 2016 14:11

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

peanut posted:

Latest update

This dude is better at our job than we are.

I'm gay.

# ? Jul 31, 2016 16:37

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etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Bardeh posted:

Chuck Tingle is a cool dude, and his books are very funny. There's also the bonus of getting some red hot gay sex action in every single one. You literally can't lose.

I liked how he trolled those weirdos who were angry about Science Fiction books getting too many minority and women characters.

# ? Jul 31, 2016 16:49

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