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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
As per that thread a week ago that nobody cares about, the vote for Nathilus' royal proclamation number one has been tabulated. Competition was stiff but the final result is in with a significant margin.

Therefore it gives me great pleasure as you ki... Ahem, queen to announce: by popular mandate in a poll a few people voted on, it is henceforth illegal in gbs to not be a troon.

I know this technical language might be intimidating, so I will elucidate. When you post in gbs you must now been troonish. Which is to say, post like a troon would post. A troon, by the way, is a trans goon.

It is NOT required that you change your genitals or take shots or anything. Don't worry. Nothing alarming is happening it's just the future.

That is all, thank you for coming. And by the way, before anyone says anything: yes. I know this loving dress makes me look loving fat. Shut up.

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
shut the gently caress up, fathilus

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
No, you. I already said to even

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
i poo poo my paaaaaaaaaannnnttttsssss.... also i am gender confused.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i read to the op several times and only keyed in on the following facts:
-nathilus sucks
-nathilus is fat
-fathilus
-i am gender confused

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Nooner posted:

i poo poo my paaaaaaaaaannnnttttsssss.... also i am gender confused.

Very good. A fine example to the mob, sir nooner.

Edit: gently caress. Dame nooner. My bad.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

but who is your quee- i mean, king?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Sir nooner more like she nooner lol

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

symbolic posted:

but who is your quee- i mean, king?

I don't have one. It's not like any of you are going to let me live long enough to sire... Or... Whatever; a lineage anyway. In a week or maybe a month my head will be on a pike and another monarch will reign. Such is gbs lordship.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
I AM THE MOTHERFUCKING IRON GODDAMN PRINCE

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Queen of sharts

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

JiveHonky posted:

Queen of sharts

A very drad shart.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
If you catch my meaning.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
*resists urge to violently mash krusty button*

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Nathilus posted:

If you catch my meaning.

I can hardly understand your posts can u not type so fatly?

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

JiveHonky posted:

I can hardly understand your posts can u not type so fatly?

Careful with the troon law now it means something different when I shout OFF WITH HIS HEAD. :dong:

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

those first two sentences were not impressive. i will not be reading the 8? that follow.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

those first two sentences were not impressive. i will not be reading the 8? that follow.

Its fine just be a troon. You don't have to do much your av is already good.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Nathilus posted:

Careful with the troon law now it means something different when I shout OFF WITH HIS HEAD. :dong:

WHEN YOU SHOUT ANYTHING IT MEANS EXACTLY THE SAME AS ANYONE SHOUTING ANYTHING IN GBS

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
when something happens in south central GBS

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
nothing happens in south central GBS

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
The plot twist is that none of it is real and actually we're all on the internet. :dominic:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
don't get me wrong im proud to be multi gendered and polysexual I just don't trust this supposed "pole" that voted you queen...

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

JiveHonky posted:

don't get me wrong im proud to be multi gendered and polysexual I just don't trust this supposed "pole" that voted you queen...

There was no pole for that i seized power after alex, the former king of gbs, was probated.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i spilled my beer because I am HOPPING MAD right now

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Nathilus posted:

There was no pole for that i seized power after alex, the former king of gbs, was probated.

You tried to but you forget about la revolucion!

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
look im gonna do my best to stop making GBS threads up this thread. yeah, it tough. a hard call to make. I just gotta make one thin clear:

FARTHILUS?
NOT.
MY.
KING.

*barfs into ye olde chamber pot*

Iron Prince fucked around with this message at 08:06 on May 28, 2016

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Iron Prince posted:

look im gonna do my best to stop making GBS threads up this thread. yeah, it tough. a hard call to make. I just gotta make one thin clear:

FARTHILUS?
NOT.
MY.
KING.

*barfs into ye olde chamber pot*

Rude fukkin peasants.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Nathilus posted:

Rude fukkin peasants.

smell my rear end air :cheerdoge:

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Nathilus posted:

Rude fukkin peasants.

ok I had to come back for this. peasant?

gently caress
YOU

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Iron Prince posted:

*resists urge to violently mash krusty button*

MASH THAT MOTHERFUCKING KRUSTY BUTTON

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