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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:when i am elderly i will spend all day alternately vaping weed and telling my grandkids fictional stories about my life when i am elderly i will spend all day alternately drinking scotch and taking my grandkids on magical boner rides
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:when i am elderly i will spend all day alternately vaping weed and telling my grandkids fictional stories about my life what with D&D and MMORPERGERS and weed and such, won't gen-X be the first generation to have a blast in the nursing home? maybe also the last to afford nursing homes, but still if I live to 75 I'm going to reward myself with that minecraft dickpalace that I've always wanted, gently caress building sheds in the backyard. Because it's all about the time you spend. dickpalace. criscodisco posted:when i am elderly i will spend all day alternately drinking scotch and taking my grandkids on magical boner rides drat straight on the first one there but change item B to "grandkids roommates" if you want to keep thanksgiving on the table-- that's an "old-tip" for ya!!
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May 30, 2016 05:53
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read de senectute by Cicero, op. all about the advantages of being an old fart.
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May 30, 2016 06:17
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H.H posted:read de senectute by Cicero, op. hello posting buddy. would u like this perforated gatorade i prepared, as it were??
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May 30, 2016 06:17
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hi, orkin. what's that about a perforated Gatorade?
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May 30, 2016 06:19
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H.H posted:hi, orkin. its a gatorade that, so to speak, has been tampered with. we should abruptly leave on a hike and with u going first have a nice big drink from this bottle of blue gatorade here.
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May 30, 2016 06:21
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are you trying to poison me?
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May 30, 2016 06:24
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with the mention of perforation, i thought this was a dribble glass gag, but now i feel unsafe sharing this thread with you orkin. please leave.
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May 30, 2016 06:25
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When I was a kid I used to run through other people's yards all the time, day or night. It was no big deal. As an adult I'd probably get the cops called on me if I did that.
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May 30, 2016 06:25
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H.H posted:are you trying to poison me? its a tonic. its like ur morning cider times ten. lie on this tarp and have a long sip brother 
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May 30, 2016 06:35
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Bitter Mushroom posted:land ownership in britain has been pretty much set in stone for the last thousand years, what with a lack of proper wars and revolutions to shake things up. We've reached a kind of equilibrium here that most people will never own land, but are fairly free to wander about other peoples. This happened in a typically low key and english revolt, the mass trespass of Kinder Scout. Glorious revolution English civil war Watt Tyler Overthrow of the Reptoids 8-Bit Scholar posted:yeah but bigotry sounds so much cuter in a British accent. This is my new dog paki.
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May 30, 2016 06:48
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laying down and waiting for death seems like a pretty sweet deal
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May 30, 2016 08:31
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Im ambivalent about getting something terminal because it means I can start smoking again. Also, not giving a single gently caress about anything is really liberating
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May 30, 2016 08:56
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Fargo Fukes posted:It's actually a lot cheaper to live in the countryside because there is nothing to do except wander the moors like an escaped mental patient. he means the good countryside not the outskirts of middlesbrough
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May 30, 2016 09:47
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8-Bit Scholar posted:yeah but bigotry sounds so much cuter in a British accent. My old roommate had English grandparents. They had a black lab named "sickle Cell". I thought it was hilarious at the time.
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May 30, 2016 10:00
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you remember joyriding? TWOCing? It was all the rage when I was a youth and never did it because i am a nerd I would do this when I am old and pretend to be senile and say I thought they were my cars Everyone will just say 'Oh grandpa!' And the police won't put me in prison because I'll loving die soon anyway
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May 30, 2016 10:08
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You mentioning old people made me think anout millenials and now I'm hoppin' mad!
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May 30, 2016 10:25
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Imagine old millennials am I right
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Fargo Fukes posted:It's actually a lot cheaper to live in the countryside because there is nothing to do except wander the moors like an escaped mental patient. i just assumed all land was owned by the same 12 barons or whatever, and they preferred to rent land to the peasantry (as is befitting their station) and would never sell it except for vast sums
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