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Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Habitual theft past a specific threshold, and after repeated warnings, is punishable by amputation of a hand.

The punishment for adultery and fornication such that it becomes a public ordeal, according to the Holy Qur'an, is lashing. Before the revelation of these verses, Muhammad followed the Judaic law in implementing the punishment of death by stoning. This was only given if the person admitted to it repeatedly, was not intoxicated and knew the repercussions. Even then, if during the punishment he repented, he was to be released

A woman is allowed to be accompanied by another woman in giving testimony in court for financial affairs

got some more coming as I cook them up

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www
Aug 4, 2010

inshallah brother

cub
Sep 6, 2014

by Shine

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Everyone has to touch the table. Whoever is last gets punched in the arm by the rest of us and if you cry we get to punch you again.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
there are no ties in the workplace, except mondays where everyone must wear a tie no exceptions

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Return Of JimmyJars posted:

Habitual theft past a specific threshold, and after repeated warnings, is punishable by amputation of a hand.

The punishment for adultery and fornication such that it becomes a public ordeal, according to the Holy Qur'an, is lashing. Before the revelation of these verses, Muhammad followed the Judaic law in implementing the punishment of death by stoning. This was only given if the person admitted to it repeatedly, was not intoxicated and knew the repercussions. Even then, if during the punishment he repented, he was to be released

A woman is allowed to be accompanied by another woman in giving testimony in court for financial affairs

got some more coming as I cook them up

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I'm really hoping that THIS rules thread addresses whatever is going on with the god drat poise stat in Dark Souls 3

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


San Dimas football rules

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
The last one in the circle jerk to jizz/sploosh onto the cookie must eat that cookie in its entirety.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Serviette posted:

The last one in the circle jerk to jizz/sploosh onto the cookie must eat that cookie in its entirety.

Eeewwwwwee

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
If it's brown slurp it down if it's black send it back

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
No posting unless you're making GBS threads at the same time

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

absolutely no girls allowed

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Thou shalt not farteth on a Wednesday, for it is the holey prophet's to dispense. pbuh

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
How are the OP's in SA-Mart supposed to type without them?

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

its technically treason to think or refer to the death of a moderator

thinking or referring to sodomy as related to a moderator is still kosher though

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