post in this thread if you wear a tiiny hat on the tip of your cock

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Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

Mariana Horchata posted:

arent there monks that wear lil cockhats?

this sounds promising

# ? Jun 3, 2016 21:32

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criscodisco: Feb 18, 2004; do it

Ironically, foreskin is the best way to keep a tiny yarmulke attached to the tip of your penis.

When I was a kid I found my dad's dirty magazine stash, and it the front of Hustler there was a monthly comic strip that was close-up photos of a white dick and a black dick with googly eyes on them, having a conversation. I don't remember much about the jokes other than thinking "whoa this is really racist".

# ? Jun 3, 2016 21:37

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

criscodisco posted:

Ironically, foreskin is the best way to keep a tiny yarmulke attached to the tip of your penis.

When I was a kid I found my dad's dirty magazine stash, and it the front of Hustler there was a monthly comic strip that was close-up photos of a white dick and a black dick with googly eyes on them, having a conversation. I don't remember much about the jokes other than thinking "whoa this is really racist".

this is a good origin story

# ? Jun 3, 2016 21:39

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

criscodisco posted:

Ironically, foreskin is the best way to keep a tiny yarmulke attached to the tip of your penis.

When I was a kid I found my dad's dirty magazine stash, and it the front of Hustler there was a monthly comic strip that was close-up photos of a white dick and a black dick with googly eyes on them, having a conversation. I don't remember much about the jokes other than thinking "whoa this is really racist".

When I was really little and walking home from the nearest 7-11 with my parents I found a black and white photograph of two men lounging on the beach together with hardons sticking straight up in the air.

It was very confusing to me and it made my mom impossibly upset, which probably contributed significantly to any latent homosexuality that would feature later.

e: Naturally the first thing I did was show it to my brother and laugh.

# ? Jun 3, 2016 21:55

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

When I was really little and walking home from the nearest 7-11 with my parents I found a black and white photograph of two men lounging on the beach together with hardons sticking straight up in the air.

It was very confusing to me and it made my mom impossibly upset, which probably contributed significantly to any latent homosexuality that would feature later.

e: Naturally the first thing I did was show it to my brother and laugh.

i went to Hardon Beach and all i got was this latent homosexuality

# ? Jun 3, 2016 21:57

boar guy: Jan 25, 2007

simpsons did it

# ? Jun 3, 2016 21:57

Rockman Reserve: Oct 2, 2007; "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

yes OP if you discount the qualifier "tiny"

# ? Jun 3, 2016 22:08

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

Ryoshi posted:

yes OP if you discount the qualifier "tiny"

if your dick is large enough to fill a normal sized hat you should see a doctor

# ? Jun 3, 2016 22:46

Rockman Reserve: Oct 2, 2007; "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

I alternate between a child size Astros hat and silk top hat for fancier occasions - not full sized but def not tiny

# ? Jun 3, 2016 22:49

crusty: Apr 16, 2015; Crustacean

I fail to see the point... a true gentleman such as myself would immediately feel obliged to remove the hat were I to flop my cock out in the presence of a lady

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:01

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Mine's smoking a cigarette.

Hogge Wild posted:

i have really long taint hairs

its like my balls had a neckbeard

combine these and you get Z Z Cock

but only if the "beard" is long enough

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:39

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

i'm sporting a trillby tonight

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:59

Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; HOLY SHIT I JUST WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT BIRDS IN CAGES. DID YOU KNOW PUTTING BIRDS IN CAGES MAKES YOU LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER? CAUSE IT DOES AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU KNOW. I ALSO WANT YOU TO KISS YOURSELF IF YOU EVER THINK ABOUT PUTTING A BIRD IN A CAGE.

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

if your dick is large enough to fill a normal sized hat you should see an oncologist

FTFY

# ? Jun 14, 2016 04:45

Flyball: Apr 17, 2003

I used to wear a pork pie hat, but with that wide brim it looked really weird underneath my pants, so I had to say goodbye to it.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 09:50

the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

skander posted:

I used to wear a pork pie hat, but with that wide brim it looked really weird underneath my pants, so I had to say goodbye to it.

same here but i wear the pork pie hat cuz my dick is really into ska

# ? Jun 14, 2016 11:05

basement jihadist: Oct 3, 2002

i have one just like the red hat ladies who go to old lady meals together and my shaft is purple

# ? Jun 14, 2016 11:26

basement jihadist: Oct 3, 2002

criscodisco posted:

Ironically, foreskin is the best way to keep a tiny yarmulke attached to the tip of your penis.

When I was a kid I found my dad's dirty magazine stash, and it the front of Hustler there was a monthly comic strip that was close-up photos of a white dick and a black dick with googly eyes on them, having a conversation. I don't remember much about the jokes other than thinking "whoa this is really racist".

well i too buy them for the articles

# ? Jun 14, 2016 11:28

the great deceiver: Sep 23, 2003; why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

basement jihadist posted:

i have one just like the red hat ladies who go to old lady meals together and my shaft is purple

my grandma was in the red hat ladies. she also looked like a penis but thats just a coincedence

# ? Jun 14, 2016 11:30

basement jihadist: Oct 3, 2002

i was your penis grandma in another life maybe

# ? Jun 14, 2016 13:07

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

basement jihadist posted:

i was your penis grandma in another life maybe

I wish I was in a rock band, this would be the name of my next album.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 13:22

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basement jihadist: Oct 3, 2002

FlimFlam Imam posted:

I wish I was in a rock band, this would be the name of my next album.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 18:30

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