WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE GOOGLE MACHINE

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humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Why is google doing this to me.

This site can�t be reached

https://www.google.com server DNS address could not be found.
DNS_PROBE_FINISHED_NXDOMAIN

# ? Jun 4, 2016 00:11

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 25, 2024 10:16

downout: Jul 6, 2009

Works for me? flush dns?

# ? Jun 4, 2016 00:12

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

I did. And I'm streaming baseball on the same machine.

Also getting broken image links on gmail/youtube.

:iiam:

# ? Jun 4, 2016 00:13

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

If Google dies, what happens to the internet?

# ? Jun 4, 2016 00:14

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Welcome to China.

# ? Jun 4, 2016 00:16

Misc: Sep 19, 2008

humpthewind posted:

If Google dies, what happens to the internet?

use bing they just steal their results from google

# ? Jun 4, 2016 00:18

Digital Fingers: Sep 2, 2012

Misc posted:

use bing they just steal their results from google

bing is better then google

# ? Jun 4, 2016 00:19

Digital Fingers: Sep 2, 2012

bing is my favorite thing

# ? Jun 4, 2016 00:21

Gamer With Dignity: May 15, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

It's working for me.

# ? Jun 4, 2016 00:21

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

# ? Jun 4, 2016 00:22

chaosbreather: Dec 9, 2001; Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

Government probably changed your hosts file so they could mitm you but then their mitm proxy went down for maintenance. Don't worry it will be up soon so they can continue to monitor all your activity.

# ? Jun 4, 2016 00:24

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Have you tried asking jeeves, op

# ? Jun 4, 2016 00:26

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

Ican get into Google fine.

OP must've gotten banned from Google LOL

# ? Jun 4, 2016 00:29

Professor Shark: May 22, 2012

I'll use my Virtual Reality to interface with Google

*beep beep, boop boop, click!*

Google says it's disgusted by your searching habits and doesn't want anything to do with you

# ? Jun 4, 2016 00:34

Gamer With Dignity: May 15, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

chaosbreather posted:

Government probably changed your hosts file so they could mitm you but then their mitm proxy went down for maintenance. Don't worry it will be up soon so they can continue to monitor all your activity.

# ? Jun 4, 2016 00:36

humpthewind: Jan 8, 2007; Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Thanks guys!

# ? Jun 4, 2016 07:44

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Reboot your Internet

# ? Jun 4, 2016 09:15

Masturbasturd: Sep 1, 2014

Well the problem is clear as mud, op

Domain names in the .com and .net domains can now be registered
with many different competing registrars. Go to http://www.internic.net
for detailed information.

Aborting search 50 records found .....
Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.AFRICANBATS.ORG
Registrar: TUCOWS DOMAINS INC.
Whois Server: whois.tucows.com
Referral URL: http://www.tucowsdomains.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.ANGRYPIRATES.COM
IP Address: 8.8.8.8
Registrar: NAME.COM, INC.
Whois Server: whois.name.com
Referral URL: http://www.name.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.AR
Registrar: ENOM, INC.
Whois Server: whois.enom.com
Referral URL: http://www.enom.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.AU
Registrar: PLANETDOMAIN PTY LTD.
Whois Server: whois.planetdomain.com
Referral URL: http://www.planetdomain.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.BAISAD.COM
IP Address: 91.218.229.20
IP Address: 92.53.96.24
Registrar: REGISTRAR OF DOMAIN NAMES REG.RU LLC
Whois Server: whois.reg.com
Referral URL: http://www.reg.ru

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.BEYONDWHOIS.COM
IP Address: 203.36.226.2
Registrar: INSTRA CORPORATION PTY, LTD.
Whois Server: whois.instra.net
Referral URL: http://www.instra.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.BR
Registrar: ENOM, INC.
Whois Server: whois.enom.com
Referral URL: http://www.enom.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.CN
Registrar: XIN NET TECHNOLOGY CORPORATION
Whois Server: whois.paycenter.com.cn
Referral URL: http://www.xinnet.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.CO
Registrar: NAMESECURE.COM
Whois Server: whois.namesecure.com
Referral URL: http://www.namesecure.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.DGJTEST028-PP-QM-STG.COM
IP Address: 8.8.8.8
Registrar: JAPAN REGISTRY SERVICES CO., LTD.
Whois Server: whois2016.jprs.jp
Referral URL: http://https://jprs.jp/registrar/

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.DO
Registrar: GODADDY.COM, LLC
Whois Server: whois.godaddy.com
Referral URL: http://www.godaddy.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.FORSALE
Registrar: NAMESILO, LLC
Whois Server: whois.namesilo.com
Referral URL: http://www.namesilo.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.HACKED.BY.JAPTRON.ES
Registrar: GODADDY.COM, LLC
Whois Server: whois.godaddy.com
Referral URL: http://www.godaddy.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.HANNAHJESSICA.COM
IP Address: 216.239.32.10
Registrar: VITALWERKS INTERNET SOLUTIONS LLC DBA NO-IP
Whois Server: whois.no-ip.com
Referral URL: http://www.no-ip.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.HAS.LESS.FREE.PORN.IN.ITS.SEARCH.ENGINE.THAN.SECZY.COM
IP Address: 209.187.114.130
Registrar: TUCOWS DOMAINS INC.
Whois Server: whois.tucows.com
Referral URL: http://www.tucowsdomains.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.HK
Registrar: UK-2 LIMITED
Whois Server: whois.hostingservicesinc.net
Referral URL: http://www.uk2group.com/

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.HOUDA.DO.YOU.WANT.TO.MARRY.ME.JEN.RE
Registrar: OVH
Whois Server: whois.ovh.com
Referral URL: http://www.ovh.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.IS.APPROVED.BY.NUMEA.COM
IP Address: 213.228.0.43
Registrar: GANDI SAS
Whois Server: whois.gandi.net
Referral URL: http://www.gandi.net

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.IS.NOT.HOSTED.BY.ACTIVEDOMAINDNS.NET
IP Address: 217.148.161.5
Registrar: HOSTING CONCEPTS B.V. D/B/A OPENPROVIDER
Whois Server: whois.registrar.eu
Referral URL: http://www.openprovider.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.LASERPIPE.COM.DOMAINPENDINGDELETE.COM
IP Address: 209.85.227.106
Registrar: REALTIME REGISTER BV
Whois Server: whois.yoursrs.com
Referral URL: http://www.realtimeregister.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.LOLOLOLOLOL.SHTHEAD.COM
IP Address: 123.123.123.123
Registrar: CRAZY DOMAINS FZ-LLC
Whois Server: whois.crazydomains.com
Referral URL: http://www.crazydomains.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.MAIKO.BE
Registrar: OVH
Whois Server: whois.ovh.com
Referral URL: http://www.ovh.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.MX
Registrar: PDR LTD. D/B/A PUBLICDOMAINREGISTRY.COM
Whois Server: whois.PublicDomainRegistry.com
Referral URL: http://www.publicdomainregistry.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.MY
Registrar: WILD WEST DOMAINS, LLC
Whois Server: whois.wildwestdomains.com
Referral URL: http://www.wildwestdomains.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.NOHAREKART.COM
IP Address: 116.203.75.233
Registrar: PDR LTD. D/B/A PUBLICDOMAINREGISTRY.COM
Whois Server: whois.PublicDomainRegistry.com
Referral URL: http://www.publicdomainregistry.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.NS1.CHALESHGAR.COM
IP Address: 8.8.8.8
Registrar: ENOM, INC.
Whois Server: whois.enom.com
Referral URL: http://www.enom.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.NS2.CHALESHGAR.COM
IP Address: 8.8.8.8
Registrar: ENOM, INC.
Whois Server: whois.enom.com
Referral URL: http://www.enom.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.PE
Registrar: PDR LTD. D/B/A PUBLICDOMAINREGISTRY.COM
Whois Server: whois.PublicDomainRegistry.com
Referral URL: http://www.publicdomainregistry.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.PK
Registrar: BIGROCK SOLUTIONS LIMITED
Whois Server: Whois.bigrock.com
Referral URL: http://www.bigrock.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.SA
Registrar: OMNIS NETWORK, LLC
Whois Server: whois.omnis.com
Referral URL: http://www.omnis.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.SHQIPERIA.COM
IP Address: 70.84.145.107
Registrar: ENOM, INC.
Whois Server: whois.enom.com
Referral URL: http://www.enom.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.SOUTHBEACHNEEDLEARTISTRY.COM
IP Address: 74.125.229.52
Registrar: GODADDY.COM, LLC
Whois Server: whois.godaddy.com
Referral URL: http://www.godaddy.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.SPAMMING.IS.UNETHICAL.PLEASE.STOP.THEM.HUAXUEERBAN.COM
IP Address: 211.64.175.67
IP Address: 211.64.175.66
Registrar: GOOGLE INC.
Whois Server: whois.rrpproxy.net
Referral URL: http://domains.google.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.SPROSIUYANDEKSA.RU
Registrar: MELBOURNE IT, LTD. D/B/A INTERNET NAMES WORLDWIDE
Whois Server: whois.melbourneit.com
Referral URL: http://www.melbourneit.com.au

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.SUCKS.FIND.CRACKZ.WITH.SEARCH.GULLI.COM
IP Address: 80.190.192.24
Registrar: COREHUB, S.R.L.
Whois Server: whois.corehub.net
Referral URL: http://corehub.net

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.TESTZZZZ.3000-RI.COM.DELETE-DNS.COM
IP Address: 8.8.8.8
Registrar: MEGAZONE CORP. DBA HOSTING.KR
Whois Server: whois.hosting.kr
Referral URL: http://www.hosting.kr

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.TR
Registrar: PDR LTD. D/B/A PUBLICDOMAINREGISTRY.COM
Whois Server: whois.PublicDomainRegistry.com
Referral URL: http://www.publicdomainregistry.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.TW
Registrar: WEB COMMERCE COMMUNICATIONS LIMITED DBA WEBNIC.CC
Whois Server: whois.webnic.cc
Referral URL: http://www.webnic.cc

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.UA
Registrar: PDR LTD. D/B/A PUBLICDOMAINREGISTRY.COM
Whois Server: whois.PublicDomainRegistry.com
Referral URL: http://www.publicdomainregistry.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.UK
Registrar: 123-REG LIMITED
Whois Server: whois.123-reg.co.uk
Referral URL: http://www.meshdigital.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.UY
Registrar: PDR LTD. D/B/A PUBLICDOMAINREGISTRY.COM
Whois Server: whois.PublicDomainRegistry.com
Referral URL: http://www.publicdomainregistry.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.VABDAYOFF.COM
IP Address: 8.8.8.8
Registrar: DOMAIN.COM, LLC
Whois Server: whois.domain.com
Referral URL: http://www.domain.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.VN
Registrar: ONLINENIC, INC.
Whois Server: whois.onlinenic.com
Referral URL: http://www.onlinenic.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.WORDT.DOOR.VEEL.WHTERS.GEBRUIKT.SERVERTJE.NET
IP Address: 62.41.27.144
Registrar: KEY-SYSTEMS GMBH
Whois Server: whois.rrpproxy.net
Referral URL: http://www.key-systems.net

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.YUCEHOCA.COM
IP Address: 88.246.115.134
Registrar: PDR LTD. D/B/A PUBLICDOMAINREGISTRY.COM
Whois Server: whois.PublicDomainRegistry.com
Referral URL: http://www.publicdomainregistry.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.YUCEKIRBAC.COM
IP Address: 88.246.115.134
Registrar: PDR LTD. D/B/A PUBLICDOMAINREGISTRY.COM
Whois Server: whois.PublicDomainRegistry.com
Referral URL: http://www.publicdomainregistry.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.ZNAET.PRODOMEN.COM
IP Address: 62.149.23.126
Registrar: PDR LTD. D/B/A PUBLICDOMAINREGISTRY.COM
Whois Server: whois.PublicDomainRegistry.com
Referral URL: http://www.publicdomainregistry.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.ZZZZZ.GET.LAID.AT.https://www.swingingcommunity.com
IP Address: 69.41.185.195
Registrar: TUCOWS DOMAINS INC.
Whois Server: whois.tucows.com
Referral URL: http://www.tucowsdomains.com

Server Name: GOOGLE.COM.ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.GET.ONE.MILLION.DOLLARS.AT.https://www.unimundi.com
IP Address: 209.126.190.70
Registrar: PDR LTD. D/B/A PUBLICDOMAINREGISTRY.COM
Whois Server: whois.PublicDomainRegistry.com
Referral URL: http://www.publicdomainregistry.com

Domain Name: GOOGLE.COM
Registrar: MARKMONITOR INC.
Sponsoring Registrar IANA ID: 292
Whois Server: whois.markmonitor.com
Referral URL: http://www.markmonitor.com
Name Server: NS1.GOOGLE.COM
Name Server: NS2.GOOGLE.COM
Name Server: NS3.GOOGLE.COM
Name Server: NS4.GOOGLE.COM
Status: clientDeleteProhibited https://icann.org/epp#clientDeleteProhibited
Status: clientTransferProhibited https://icann.org/epp#clientTransferProhibited
Status: clientUpdateProhibited https://icann.org/epp#clientUpdateProhibited
Status: serverDeleteProhibited https://icann.org/epp#serverDeleteProhibited
Status: serverTransferProhibited https://icann.org/epp#serverTransferProhibited
Status: serverUpdateProhibited https://icann.org/epp#serverUpdateProhibited
Updated Date: 20-jul-2011
Creation Date: 15-sep-1997
Expiration Date: 14-sep-2020

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# ? Jun 4, 2016 10:23

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

the machine is bleeding to death

# ? Jun 4, 2016 10:56

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 10:16

Nicomo: Jan 22, 2015

duckduckgo.com

Apparently it's less traceable like TOR browser. Don't know about that but it has ducks!

# ? Jun 4, 2016 11:30

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