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I had sex w Eleanor Roosevelt. That bitch craved the "D"
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lol if you think fdr was real
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Jun 4, 2016 23:42
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He once designed his own outfit when he was assistant secretary to the navy
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Operator: Go ahead sir LBJ: Mr. Haggar? JH: Yes this is Joe Haggar LBJ: Joe, is your father the one that makes clothes? JH: Yes sir - we're all together LBJ: Uh huh. You all made me some real lightweight slacks, uh, that he just made up on his own and sent to me 3 or 4 months ago. There's a light brown and a light green, a rather soft green, a soft brown. JH: Yes sir LBJ: and they're real lightweight now and I need about six pairs for summer wear. JH: yes sir LBJ: I want a couple, maybe three of the light brown kind of a almost powder color like a powder on a ladies face. Then they were some green and some light pair, if you had a blue in that or a black, then I'd have one blue and one black. I need about six pairs to wear around in the evening when I come in from work JH: yes sir LBJ: I need...they're about a half a inch too tight in the waist. JH: Do you recall sir the exact size, I just want to make sure we get them right for you LBJ: No, I don't know - you all just guessed at 'em I think, some - wouldn't you the measurement there? JH: we can find it for you LBJ: well I can send you a pair. I want them half a inch larger in the waist than they were before except I want two or three inches of stuff left back in there so I can take them up. I vary ten or 15 pounds a month. JH: alright sir LBJ: So leave me at least two and a half, three inches in the back where I can let them out or take them up. And make these a half an inch bigger in the waist. And make the pockets at least an inch longer, my money, my knife, everything falls out - wait just a minute. Operator: Would you hold on a minute please? [conversation on hold for two minutes] LBJ: Now the pockets, when you sit down, everything falls out, your money, your knife, everything, so I need at least another inch in the pockets. And another thing - the crotch, down where your nuts hang - is always a little too tight, so when you make them up, give me an inch that I can let out there, uh because they cut me, it's just like riding a wire fence. These are almost, these are the best I've had anywhere in the United States, JH: Fine LBJ: But, uh when I gain a little weight they cut me under there. So, leave me , you never do have much of margin there. See if you can't leave me an inch from where the zipper (burps) ends, round, under my, back to my bunghole, so I can let it out there if I need to. JH: Right LBJ: Now be sure you have the best zippers in them. These are good that I have. If you get those to me I would sure be grateful JH: Fine, Now where would you like them sent please? LBJ: White House. JH: Fine LBJ: Now, uh, I don't guess there is any chance of getting a very lightweight shirt, sport shirt to go with that slack, is there? That same color? JH: We don't make them, but we can have them made up for you. LBJ: If you might look around, I wear about a 17, extra long. JH: Would you like in the same fabric? LBJ: Yeah I sure would, I don't know whether that's too heavy for a shirt. JH: I think it'd be too heavy for a shirt. LBJ: I sure want the lightest I can, in the same color or matching it. If you don't mind, find me somebody up there who makes good shirts and make a shirt to match each one of them and if they're good, we'll order some more. JH: Fine LBJ: I just sure will appreciate this, I need it more than anything. And uh, now that's a..about it. I guess I could get a jacket made outta that if I wanted to, couldn't I? JH: I think that - didn't Sam Haggar have some jackets made? LBJ: Yeah you sent me some jackets some earlier, but they were way too short. They hit me about halfway down my belly. I have a much longer waist. But I thought if they had material like that and somebody could make me a jacket, I'd sent them a sample to copy from. JH: Well I tell you what, you send us this, we'll find someone to make it LBJ: - ok JH: We'll supply the material to match it LBJ: Ok, I'll do that. Uh now, how do I - can you give this boy the address because I'm running to a funeral and give this boy the address to where we can send the trousers - don't worry, you'll get the measurements out of them and add a half an inch to the back and an give us couple of an inch to the pockets and a inch underneath to we can let them out. JH: What you 'd like is a little more stride in the crotch LBJ: Yeah that's right. What I'd like is to give me a half a inch more then leave me some more. Ok here he is. JH: Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed the others
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Jun 5, 2016 01:25
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FDR: Durr I bang my mother
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Jun 5, 2016 01:27
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me: fdr's mom gives bangin blowies
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Jun 5, 2016 02:37
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behind every great man is a woman who insists he bring his sweater, the tv said it could get chilly.
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Jun 5, 2016 02:56
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Punking on a man who healed the great depression and won the great war, but couldn't stand on his own two feet because of god's cruelty. Shameful.
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Jun 5, 2016 03:03
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william mckinley used federal money to build a telegraph line between his mother's house and the white house. he also kept a private train, constantly stocked, just in case he needed to visit her. so, fdr isn't the only president with mommy issues
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Jun 5, 2016 03:08
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noctambulous nebab posted:Punking on a man who healed the great depression and won the great war, but couldn't stand on his own two feet because of god's cruelty. Shameful. we can never own him as badly as god, true I like your av btw she is fine
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Jun 5, 2016 03:17
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Pick posted:Theodore Roosevelt's daughter Alice, who was cool as hell, referred to him as "a mamma's boy" I looked her up and you're right, Alice Roosevelt is cool as hell. They should do a tv series or movie about her. Code Name: Baby Lee. or Mrs. L . Wikipedia says "she smoked cigarettes in public, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach (Emily after her spinster aunt and Spinach for its green color) in the White House, and was seen placing bets with a bookie" and Once, a White House visitor commented on Alice's frequent interruptions to the Oval Office, often to offer political advice. The exhausted president commented to his friend, author Owen Wister, after her third interruption to their conversation and threatening to throw her 'out the window', "I can either run the country or I can attend to Alice, but I cannot possibly do both." When it came time for the Roosevelt family to move out of the White House, Alice buried a Voodoo doll of the new First Lady, Nellie Taft, in the front yard. Later, the Taft White House banned her from her former residence—the first but not the last administration to do so. Literally LOLing here
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Jun 5, 2016 03:31
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Yeah she was loving awesome
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Jun 5, 2016 04:56
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:behind every great man is a woman who insists he bring his sweater, the tv said it could get chilly. THEYD DIDNT HAVE TV BACK THEN FUCKO!!!! THEY HAD RADIO AND TO A LESSER EXTENT, THE NEWSPAPER A K A THE BROADSHEET
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Jun 5, 2016 05:24
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Fire side chats
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Jun 5, 2016 06:11
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:behind every great man is a woman who is in to pegging quite mercilessly
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Jun 5, 2016 06:37
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Blue Train posted:Operator: Go ahead sir Just like to say I'd like to live under a president that carries a pocket knife. I can't imagine any president I've lived through carrying one. Like maybe W for a photo op or something, but I'd like to have a president that is prepared to break down a box or open a difficult package or just do some light whittling at a moment's notice. I would actually vote for someone that could prove they have and use the same benchmade as me based on no other factors
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Jun 5, 2016 07:17
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The presidents were all nutties
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Jun 5, 2016 17:53
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Blue Train posted:What better way to hide the wheelchair than a frilly flowing dress You guys had a crippled president? How progressive.
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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:You guys had a crippled president? How progressive. Yeah after he got polio he couldn't walk. People thought he could because they worked out this weird two-point rocking "walk" he could do if someone was supporting him. Super painful though.
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