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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > if youre fucked up call this number
 
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Alberto Basalm
Nov 14, 2005

 star t calling 1 501 463 0988

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
is this the suicide hotline?

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Alberto Basalm
Nov 14, 2005

 no its a man who will takl you through anything\


edit: NEWPORT CONNECTICUT

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Its the secret phone number they give you when you leave the green berets

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
penis man

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
ive dialed it over and over for a few minutes and hundreds of green berets are emerging from the woods

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
he got me to take the gun from my head

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H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
dude, you don't have whatsapp.

otherwise I would totally msg you.

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Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Chinatown posted:

penis man
:eyepop:

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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

 i was hoping it would be mike jones' number

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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Gaunab posted:

he got me to take the gun from my head

drat.... who does thid loving guy think he is

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SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
http://www.okcaller.com/50146309

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jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

 is it a landline?

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



 im hosed up and i keep getting a busy signal is that a sign i should kill myself and my family?

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