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Gamer With Dignity posted:jlechem originally posted "your co worker". I guess he was confused and thought you're the man of the household. Oh poo poo you're right. None of my co workers are that young, and I work from home so...yeah.
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Punish her with ex shoryuken
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Jun 6, 2016 20:41
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Swan Curry posted:spend less on candles no
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Jun 6, 2016 21:06
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Wear a different outfit every hour and be sure to get each outfit sweaty or dirty enough to need to be washed. The point is, make sure she has enough laundry to run a load everyday. That'll show her.
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Jun 6, 2016 21:56
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iowa chop your own head off
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Jun 6, 2016 21:59
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Jastiger posted:I work from home so you w- oh, right
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Jun 6, 2016 21:59
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OP, kill yourself. Jokes on the both of them.
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Jun 6, 2016 22:05
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got a 6 month old daughter myself op. 
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Jun 6, 2016 22:43
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U should hug her and love her and cherish ur time w/ her. 
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Jun 6, 2016 22:46
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Burn the house down and move on to the next state. It's too late now, this place has forever been tainted.
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Jun 6, 2016 22:57
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:Remember the time that I spilled the cup
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Jun 6, 2016 23:24
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Ork of Fiction posted:U should hug her and love her and cherish ur time w/ her. P sure that torture is at least on paper illegal in the United States.
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Jun 6, 2016 23:51
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Sounds like your life's a real train wreck OP Edit: btw the inner drum of a washing machine makes an okay fire pit. Jesustheastronaut! fucked around with this message at 05:06 on Jun 7, 2016 |
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Jun 7, 2016 05:03
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Make up a goofy rhyme or something involving your wife in the words. Teach it to the child and have her drive wife insane with it. She's your pregnant wife so I'm assuming you know how to annoy her.
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Jun 7, 2016 05:34
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Swan Curry posted:spend less on candles
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Jun 7, 2016 06:22
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Jerk off ten times a day into your wife's underwear draw. Then when she wants sex, tell her you don't feel like it.
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Jun 7, 2016 06:26
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i dunno set everyone 9n fire. what the gently caress do you want from me you retard. go eat some corn about it
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Jun 7, 2016 06:45
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Operation: Passive aggressive is working great. She wants the dish washer unloaded in the morning so she can load it at night. I unload it....AFTER she gets home from work. So the chore is technically done before she needs it done, but it's not done when she wants it. Victory is mine. (The real reason is cuz i play Overwatch in the morning, but I don't tell her that poo poo)
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Jun 7, 2016 13:43
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make her watch iowa state football this probably counts as spousal abuse
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Jun 7, 2016 13:45
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Jastiger posted:Operation: Passive aggressive is working great. She wants the dish washer unloaded in the morning so she can load it at night. I unload it....AFTER she gets home from work. So the chore is technically done before she needs it done, but it's not done when she wants it. Do you just sit around playing video games like a child while your wife earns a living?
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Jun 7, 2016 15:48
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Meiers Goldbrick posted:Do you just sit around playing video games like a child while your wife earns a living? What other way is there? This goon sir is living the dream.
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Jun 7, 2016 16:12
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Meiers Goldbrick posted:Do you just sit around playing video games like a child while your wife earns a living? Overwatch is really good though, sorry
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Jun 7, 2016 16:14
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how do you even convey the fundamental concept of a mistake to a woman who lets jastiger heave his clammy folds on top of her
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Jun 7, 2016 16:24
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Mail her a glitter bomb Then when she's about to open it kill youre famil
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Jun 7, 2016 16:29
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SO if the washing machine wasn't put on four 4 days, that is technically your fault RIGHT
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Jun 7, 2016 16:39
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whoflungpoop posted:how do you even convey the fundamental concept of a mistake to a woman who lets jastiger heave his clammy folds on top of her Knew I shouldn't have bought my wif3 an account, fuuuuck. And it WOULD be my fault the wash wasn't done in 4 days except she wanted to "go outside" and "be social" and "make me mow the lawn since it was nice out". Just want to play Overwatch and not be bothered and not have the place stinky from chocolate milk is that so much to ask.
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Jun 7, 2016 19:26
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Chocolate milk does not sound like a healthy drink for your kid. Why not just give the little fatty a milkshake?
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Jun 7, 2016 20:07
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How the hell do you have a kid and manage to go 4 days without running the washer? Seriously, I have two three-year olds and we do at least 2 loads of laundry a day.
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Jun 7, 2016 20:08
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Drunk Nerds posted:How the hell do you have a kid and manage to go 4 days without running the washer? Laziness and other obligations. She made a spill on a Friday afternoon and I work until 9 those days, wasn't starting no laundry that late. Saturday and Sunday we were out doing stuff with the family and friends. Monday being chore day since it was the holiday was the day to tackle it all. Not that weird tbh. It helps that I don't generate a lot of laundry since I work from home.
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Jun 7, 2016 21:37
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it is weird u gross clown
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Happy Ending report! I've been washing that cloth ever since I posted this with every load of laundry I could fit it in and I am happy to say that as of today we are scent free and the rag is back to functional use. It does have a few dark sploches from the chocolate milk, but it looks like we've mostly recovered. The washing machine itself DOES have a bit of a lingering odor at times, but no where near as bad before, and it seems to dissipate every day. Killing my famil was really the right way to go, goons, thanks!
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