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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
How do you light your cig,?

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noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot
Stove top...

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
magnifying glass + sun

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot
Sorry

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I rub your ma'am's pussy until it's red hot then stick the cigar on her clit op

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Touch it to myself because I'm hot as gently caress

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
smoking is the leading cause of lung cancer and vaping. pls seek help, we are all worried about you.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
You don't need a light if you vape

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Wendigee posted:

I rub your ma'am's pussy until it's red hot then stick the cigar on her clit op

Good lord. That would never get hot enough because science

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
a 1w blue laser should do the trick hope this helps

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Iron Prince posted:

magnifying glass + sun

Came here to post this

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
im sure you have one just laying around. maybe in the junk drawer??

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I'm trying to remember how I've done it. All I can think of is spinning the lighter wheels against the climate inhaling really hard

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

King of Bees posted:

I'm trying to remember how I've done it. All I can think of is spinning the lighter wheels against the climate inhaling really hard

Ugh. Wheel against flint

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

King of Bees posted:

Ugh. Wheel against flint

Toaster

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Yep

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I'm not making a third Enfield joke.


Light it off the tailpipe of your car, be sure to take a few drags off the pipe first.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Propane tank, blowtorch adapter, striker.

duh.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
just lol if u don't have a bunch of lighters hanging around like why u use matches bro

Sammus
Nov 30, 2005

Remove the metal guard from the lighter and slowly grind the flint with the wheel, but not so much it sparks. After you've done this for a few seconds, strike the lighter as you normally would. If you're lucky, when you strike it you'll get a little, tiny flame that is just enough to light your cig with.

Or use the stove top.




Iron Prince posted:

magnifying glass + sun


I remember back in the day stoners were all :2bong:"Solar hits braaaaaaah":2bong:

Sammus fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Jun 8, 2016

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I've already changed most of my lights to LEDs, but they still fail way too often for me to bother with replacing all of them like its some kind of mission.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
keep your last lighter when your next lighter goes out of fuel hold the heads together and press the button on one and light the other there will be enoughf fuel to keep a flame

source: former broke rear end college student

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist
Tin foil in the microwave

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
9 volt battery and a paperclip

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
just keep pooping out threads King, some folks will tell you to stop and maybe put some more thought into these threads but DONT LISTEN TO THEM.

follow your gut and your heart and just keep making threads for every random thought you have. thats the American way.


god bless

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Use the flint you have in your emergency zombie apocalypse survivor kit.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

JiveHonky posted:

just keep pooping out threads King, some folks will tell you to stop and maybe put some more thought into these threads but DONT LISTEN TO THEM.

follow your gut and your heart and just keep making threads for every random thought you have. thats the American way.


god bless

Thank you friend

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Ork of Fiction posted:

I've already changed most of my lights to LEDs, but they still fail way too often for me to bother with replacing all of them like its some kind of mission.

Uh, you want the other King of Bees thread, bud.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

a 1w blue laser should do the trick hope this helps

I actually have a 2W blue because I'm a retarded nerd and it works great for this sort of thing, too bad I don't smoke

Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009

Go left.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Probably prayer

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
in prison we would take a AA battery and stick a blade from a shaving razor into the top of it until it got hot enough to light a cig

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Huh when I was in prison we were too busy making out

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
well ya duh the cigarette is for afterward

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

the great deceiver posted:

well ya duh the cigarette is for afterward

Fuckin noice

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

the great deceiver posted:

in prison we would take a AA battery and stick a blade from a shaving razor into the top of it until it got hot enough to light a cig

How long were you in? What did you do?

I think I would slit my wrists if it was over a year.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
^^^^ Prison is like 60% of that dude's posts, shame on you for not paying attention^^

PS: They're good stories, deciever, I like them

Low difficulty, stove, High difficulty, burner on the water heater

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

rub on a stick really quickly until it ignites in flames

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

out of gas, gas can empty, lungs recovering, brain feeling sober, please send help

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noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

Booblord Zagats posted:

^^^^ Prison is like 60% of that dude's posts, shame on you for not paying attention^^

PS: They're good stories, deciever, I like them

Low difficulty, stove, High difficulty, burner on the water heater

I have but I forgot why he went in, seems like you have to gently caress up really bad to go straight from jail to prison.

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