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Coke ain;t that great by itself, but it is great for loving or being social. Or for combining with heroin!
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if coke dont make you feel like you could gently caress a hole thru a brick wall i feel bad for ya dick
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Jun 10, 2016 02:05
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coke was awesome ten-eleven years ago when the dude my social group brought from would match whatever we bought, stick around, and party with us. Also get so trashed on beer that he A. would forget he matched and fall for it every time we asked him if he was gonna match us or not B. sneak into the basement to do tae-bo C. try to pay everyone with a car $100 to take him fishing at 4 AM Sunday morning in Indiana in February and/or D. ask every person in the room who he knew was sexually attracted to women if they wanted to "go in" on a hooker now I'm a parent and I don't get enough sleep already
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Jun 10, 2016 02:12
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I'm glad I did it a few times just to understand it and why it's so popular. For someone like me who is kinda shy and mumbles a lot. I have never before or since been so sure that the words coming out of my mouth were the clearest, best and most important I have ever uttered. (it was most likely an interminable string of complete bullshit, naturally) Also I spent a few loving awesome nights dancing like an idiot with my friends to disco and funk tunes. It was like being in the 70s I have a daughter now and I'm not sure how I would feel if she were to do it but at least I know what the fuss is all about.
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Jun 10, 2016 04:04
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treerat posted:if coke dont make you feel like you could gently caress a hole thru a brick wall i feel bad for ya dick Truth.
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Jun 10, 2016 04:17
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After the trip reports ITT i really wanna try cocaine now I probably shouldn't read the heroin thread....
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Jun 10, 2016 04:17
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Freestyle posted:After the trip reports ITT i really wanna try cocaine now Put drugs up your but, and then >You crack another BEER!
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Jun 10, 2016 04:20
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Cocaine has opposite effect on me. My wife says I get super chill and talk with this really slow, confident drawl. Maybe it was just the coke I bought from Matthew McConaheugh but w/e Also how would I wash cocaine? Like if I were sitting on some, but wanted to try this pure high out for myself? SWIM is asking for a friend
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Jun 10, 2016 04:36
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I've only gotten clean-ish coke a few times and it was pretty good. Anytime I get an urge to gently caress around with uppers anymore I remember being sleep deprived, dehydrated, and just feeling like dogshit the day after and the urge goes away pretty fast. Had some fun times on the poo poo but goddamn that crash after binging on the poo poo is brutal.
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Jun 10, 2016 05:09
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Tenzarin posted:I went through a half ounce in 3 days. It was a lot of fun. Another time I bought a quarter and banged this Heroin addict who couldn't handle the up. Good to see you again it's been a while
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Jun 10, 2016 05:15
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because caffeine alcohol and nicotine are the holy trinity
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Jun 10, 2016 05:30
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:coke was awesome ten-eleven years ago when the dude my social group brought from would match whatever we bought, stick around, and party with us. Also get so trashed on beer that he A. would forget he matched and fall for it every time we asked him if he was gonna match us or not B. sneak into the basement to do tae-bo C. try to pay everyone with a car $100 to take him fishing at 4 AM Sunday morning in Indiana in February and/or D. ask every person in the room who he knew was sexually attracted to women if they wanted to "go in" on a hooker Ffs that's some depraved poo poo, I can't imagine wanting to "go in" on a hooker. How does that even work, you get like 3 guys to chip in $20 each and then when she shows up be like "hey me and my buddies all split you so you gonna have to do all 3 of us at once. Shotgun butthole!"
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Jun 10, 2016 10:45
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dethkon posted:Ffs that's some depraved poo poo, I can't imagine wanting to "go in" on a hooker. How does that even work, you get like 3 guys to chip in $20 each and then when she shows up be like "hey me and my buddies all split you so you gonna have to do all 3 of us at once. Shotgun butthole!" Yeah, pretty much.
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Jun 10, 2016 12:04
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dethkon posted:Ffs that's some depraved poo poo, I can't imagine wanting to "go in" on a hooker. How does that even work, you get like 3 guys to chip in $20 each and then when she shows up be like "hey me and my buddies all split you so you gonna have to do all 3 of us at once. Shotgun butthole!" You're a goon, aren't you?
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Jun 10, 2016 13:17
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depraved? what?
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Jun 10, 2016 13:56
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the great deceiver posted:coke is a joke, pro combo is actually opiates and tons of fuckin caffeine
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Jun 10, 2016 14:07
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dethkon posted:Ffs that's some depraved poo poo, I can't imagine wanting to "go in" on a hooker. How does that even work, you get like 3 guys to chip in $20 each and then when she shows up be like "hey me and my buddies all split you so you gonna have to do all 3 of us at once. Shotgun butthole!" sounds like somebody's never done enough coke
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Jun 10, 2016 22:26
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man i just like smokin bowls. totally different scene tho
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Jun 10, 2016 22:35
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SnowblindFatal posted:That's a stupid myth that still keeps on going. There's 0 evidence supporting that. My point is if you get not sober and do stupid poo poo, it isn't the substance's fault. It's yours. Whether or not anyone has actually jumped off a building thinking they could fly isn't relevant. Substitute any dumb poo poo people do while high. Like that Stanford rapist dude trying to blame alcohol and party culture. Nah bro, you still made your own decisions. You're still responsible for your actions. And if you're so strung out that you really do have no control, then it's your fault for getting to that point (unless you were drugged or something obv). Roylicious fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Jun 10, 2016 |
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Jun 10, 2016 22:40
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Roylicious posted:My point is if you get not sober and do stupid poo poo, it isn't the substance's fault. It's yours. Whether or not anyone has actually jumped off a building thinking they could fly isn't relevant. Substitute any dumb poo poo people do while high. Noo I have a disease!!! Get me a beer, Stanley. Daddy's very sick. Who was that comedian talking about how people who think they can fly on acid are retards, because if you really thought that why wouldn't you try to take off from the ground first, instead of flinging yourself off the roof?
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Jun 10, 2016 22:56
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Cocaine users are funny to me because no one ever has a problem and everyone only does it every once in awhile until someone mentions they have some or "jokingly" says it'd be nice if they had some. Then you see them all instantly scurrying to the bathroom together every thirty minutes for ten hours. Several times a week. Every week. But they all only do it every once in a while. Doesn't matter to me except the annoying side effect is that I'm a bartender and once cocaine is in the mix no one ever leaves the bar and you have the same people talk talk talking away for your entire shift and that gets tedious. That and I'm jealous that my lack of cocaine use has barred me from some of the more interesting sexual encounters.
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Jun 11, 2016 07:00
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dethkon posted:Ffs that's some depraved poo poo, I can't imagine wanting to "go in" on a hooker. How does that even work, you get like 3 guys to chip in $20 each and then when she shows up be like "hey me and my buddies all split you so you gonna have to do all 3 of us at once. Shotgun butthole!" IIRC it was fifty for two people not an expensive escort I assumed they would take turns but no one took him up on it so it's a mystery Dealer dude also called a friend's cell when a bunch of us were hanging out together. Phone calls with this dude were always interesting so we'd automatically put it on speaker phone. Friend: Hey sup Louis Louis: Heyyyyyyy Kenny don't you like... own a lot of land? Friend: Well our house has a couple acres but it's a rental.. Louis: OK cool can we... go out there later? Friend: Dude, my family is there, why would I take you around them? Louis: Well, there's this hooker ODing on my couch and- Friend: WHO IS THIS PRANK CALLER PRANK CALLER I DON'T KNOW YOU -hangs up, everyone in the room goes nuts- And we never heard anything more about it so maybe she was okay? Although if she was going anywhere near this dude she was a long way from okay, in general
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Jun 11, 2016 07:07
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I had a septoplasty today along with gettin the old turbinates trimmed down. I guess during the operation my surgeon thought it appropriate to give me a taste of the medicinal grade yayo. When I woke up I was ready to fist gently caress a tiger, but getting my face drilled out and the anesthesia really killed the buzz. Gave my doc a wink and a nod on the way out.
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Jun 11, 2016 07:12
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CubanMissile posted:Cocaine users are funny to me because no one ever has a problem and everyone only does it every once in awhile until someone mentions they have some or "jokingly" says it'd be nice if they had some. Then you see them all instantly scurrying to the bathroom together every thirty minutes for ten hours. Several times a week. Every week. But they all only do it every once in a while. I make a concerned effort to dip my entire body in LSD every two or three months depending on what bands are in town (Sadly next weekend's John Carpenter show is gonna be a relatively sober experience), but cocaine is a once, twice a year event at most.
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Jun 11, 2016 08:17
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Any of you nerds on coke tonight? Life hack: Just tell folks you like skiing and tap a nostril. They'll get it if they're the sort to huff a line on a toilet tank with you at the bar.
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Jun 11, 2016 09:02
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caligulamprey posted:You really gotta keep coke a friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend situation where you know you're able to obtain at a drop of a hat, but it's just too much of an endeavor to bother, let's just stay in, smoke a pre-roll and watch Bad Boys II. Yeah, see that's why I'm wary of it. When people want you to do lines with them its always "coke is no big deal" but then they have to create social obstacles for themselves so that it's not too easily available. My best friend maintains that "coke is dumb, whatever, you can take it or leave it." but I know for a fact he stopped doing it when he gave some to his girlfriend and she got super into it the first time and would mention that she thinks about how nice it would be all the time now. Seems too seductive to be worth playing around with. But tbf, I don't know anyone that's died from it like heroin or pills, or turned into permanent monsters like meth. Worst I've seen is people I knew that had great nightclub jobs in their twenties where they were making $500-1000 a night in tips, and threw it all away partying. Now they're in their thirties and don't have a house or investments and they're kicking themselves. Or these people just lost some friends because they got too coked up too many times and were aggressive douchbags that got into fights or screaming matches over nothing.
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Jun 11, 2016 10:09
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyLpajq4yyw
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Jun 11, 2016 12:19
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frogge posted:Any of you nerds on coke tonight? I hate doing lines in toilet stalls, I usually go for a "smoke" and walk around an alley and just do key bumps in peace. My buddy grabbed a ball for me last night and his dealer made him wait for like 3 hours and made my friend watch the dealers kids while he went out and grabbed the ball from his guy. I gave my buddy a half g for his troubles though, I loving hate dealing with coke dealers cause they're always sketchy as gently caress.
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Jun 11, 2016 14:55
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CubanMissile posted:Cocaine users are funny to me because no one ever has a problem and everyone only does it every once in awhile until someone mentions they have some or "jokingly" says it'd be nice if they had some. Then you see them all instantly scurrying to the bathroom together every thirty minutes for ten hours. Several times a week. Every week. But they all only do it every once in a while. I just really like how it smells
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Jun 11, 2016 16:36
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I like to dry my own poop, cut in some Epsom salt and chop it up real fine and throw a party
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Jun 11, 2016 16:50
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my dick never really wanted to work on coke, idk why
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Jun 11, 2016 16:52
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CubanMissile posted:That and I'm jealous that my lack of cocaine use has barred me from some of the more interesting sexual encounters. That's your own drat fault, my brother.
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Jun 11, 2016 19:44
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Someone post the link to the E/N thread of old where the OP was talking about his/her cocaine problem, and after many gave him tips, someone started to just post using the lyrics from Clapton's Cocaine.
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Jun 12, 2016 18:56
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:IIRC it was fifty for two people Hehe "Naw, man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from OK."
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Jun 12, 2016 19:54
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Threw down fifty on some for a friend and I, and wouldn't you know it... he invites three fuckers I don't even know for free lines of our coke! Sure glad I paid fifty for about three lines! Yahoooooo!!!! But yeah coke is the best drug imo.
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Jun 12, 2016 22:49
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Free rides are the worst. I always offer to pay for drugs.
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Jun 12, 2016 23:01
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Cocaine sucks actually
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Jun 12, 2016 23:03
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paul_soccer10 posted:pm me if you want to buy some cocaine I paused at this post far too long. Good thing I'm mostly broke forever.
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Jun 12, 2016 23:40
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I've used lidocaine. I like to live on the edge.
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Diet cocaine lime is my preferred coke of choice.
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