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Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
Pork makes me want to smoke, OP

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

people who on tv make me want to smoke.

Also Twilight Zone rules

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I always want to smoke, even when im smoking im thinkin about that next smoke

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Isaac posted:

I always want to smoke, even when im smoking im thinkin about that next smoke

tazjin
Jul 24, 2015


Nothing, smoking is for disgusting people who want to stink in public

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I smoke a hundred cigarettes and drink a thousand beers.

Thats just in one day, imagine in one year

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Isaac posted:

I smoke a hundred cigarettes and drink a thousand beers.

Thats just in one day, imagine in one year

you and me both, brother

tazjin
Jul 24, 2015


Isaac posted:

I smoke a hundred cigarettes and drink a thousand beers.

Thats just in one day, imagine in one year

did you know that 16 beers a week means you're an alcoholic?

you are an alcoholic :nono:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

tazjin posted:

did you know that 16 beers a week means you're an alcoholic?

you are an alcoholic :nono:

no it doesn't

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
A big pile of herring.

PinkoBastard
Oct 3, 2010
Cause I'm the E, I don't slang or bang
I just smoke motherfuckers like it ain't no thang

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Everything makes me want to smoke. I've smoked since I was 12, and at 37 I'm up to between 3-4 goddamn packs a day. It's such a gross addiction and trying to quit makes me want to behead puppies.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

criscodisco posted:

Everything makes me want to smoke. I've smoked since I was 12, and at 37 I'm up to between 3-4 goddamn packs a day. It's such a gross addiction and trying to quit makes me want to behead puppies.

You can do both you know. Just adopt the puppies with the money you're saving from not smoking, the shelter will love you!

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
DEEZ NUUTTZZZZ

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