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I got a fortune today, on Saturday June 11th (6/11). Was wondering if anyone could interpret it for me
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Jun 11, 2016 19:47
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For the sake of clarity it really should say the number of days from now your lucky star will shine instead of the number of months, since months vary in length.
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Jun 11, 2016 20:06
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immediately sever from whoever u made sex with 6mths ago.
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Jun 11, 2016 20:08
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Bookmarked, Pls update in 3 months
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Jun 11, 2016 20:38
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Something is going to happen on 9/11
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Jun 11, 2016 20:39
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I carry around a brilliantly vague fortune that reads "Someone will give you something", It could be true of any one at any time for any reason. Mariana Horchata posted:immediately sever from whoever u made sex with 6mths ago. ^^Like this^^
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Jun 11, 2016 20:41
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Something is going to happen on 9/11 This.....😱
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Jun 11, 2016 20:44
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If I read the portents correctly it means anal sex. GL.
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Jun 11, 2016 21:00
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Nigmaetcetera posted:For the sake of clarity it really should say the number of days from now your lucky star will shine instead of the number of months, since months vary in length. This just blew the whole fortune. What an irresponsible faux-Chinese, but probably Vietnamese people running it, restaurant.
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Jun 11, 2016 21:36
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did you watch lucky star op?
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Jun 11, 2016 22:26
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I got one that said "ask your mom"
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Jun 12, 2016 00:28
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Something is going to happen on 9/11   *Please American Jesus don't let this be* 
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Jun 12, 2016 02:21
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:I got one that said "ask your mom" weird I got one that says "ask DNA"
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Jun 12, 2016 02:23
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Fancy Corndog posted:I got a fortune today, on Saturday June 11th (6/11). Was wondering if anyone could interpret it for me thats when I'm gonna shoot you. Remember to duck
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Jun 12, 2016 02:37
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I dunno. Set a reminder on your smartphone's calendar to remind you 24 hours after that date that you got said fortune. Report back. I'm interested! 
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Jun 12, 2016 02:41
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Celluloid Sam posted:weird I got one that says "ask DNA" haha hell yeah sid coming through with the anime 
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Jun 12, 2016 02:55
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the chinese need 2 learn that other cultures aren't happy when pregnancy with a girl terminates
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Jun 12, 2016 03:06
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I got this one today. 
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Jun 12, 2016 03:18
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Marvin Freeman posted:I got this one today. Yeah, the farther away from the rear end in a top hat, the better you are. On the other hand, butt stuff can be fun.
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Jun 12, 2016 03:25
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White people be like: bebebebebebebebebebebebe But black people be like: brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr
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Jun 12, 2016 03:32
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Serviette posted:Yeah, the farther away from the rear end in a top hat, the better you are. On the other hand, butt stuff can be fun. oxtail is a lot tastier than a chicken head though. myth busted
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Jun 12, 2016 03:56
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The Goatfather posted:oxtail is a lot tastier than a chicken head though. myth busted You've got me there 
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Jun 12, 2016 04:12
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Gaunab posted:White people be like: Haha whoah black people r cold
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Jun 12, 2016 10:26
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The last fortune I got read "Today is a bad day to get hit by a bus." I'm willing to bet they were right.
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Jun 12, 2016 10:37
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unfortune cookie
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Jun 12, 2016 10:40
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I had one tucked away in my wallet. It says,"behind an able man, there are always other able men." Autocorrect just tried to change "able" to "ankle" for some reason.
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Jun 13, 2016 04:23
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