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Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Aren't you that human being that started a SA rpg and never finished it?

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

MiracleWhale posted:

op how does it feel to be dying of a children's disease for babies

op is jewish which increases his risk for genetic diseases that might make him especially vulnerable to strep

basically op is defective

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Blacktoll posted:

Aren't you that human being that started a SA rpg and never finished it?

truly a justified reason for death

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Blacktoll posted:

Aren't you that human being that started a SA rpg and never finished it?

I'm that heterosexual that started an SA RPG and never finished it.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Windows 98 posted:

I'm that lovely OS that started an SA RPG and never finished it.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
can you hurry up and die, I wanna do other things too

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
op has AIDS from living a heathen lifestyle

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
op get your hair amputated youre probably getting sick from the matted dog feces in it. that or you are just really terrible at grooming yourself. either way become a skinhead

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

There, there. It's alright, everyone dies :smith:

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Windows 98 posted:

That is me taking a selfie for the newspapers to use when I die.

Well, if that is you then you are cute.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





ProfessorMurder posted:

quit yer bitchin.

Nascardad
Oct 22, 2009

"Racing is in my blood, I can't quite get out of it yet"
windows are you dead yet or what..getting impatient

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I actually really like Windows 98, at least his threads are normally all high effort and good and also introduce me to weird 70s torture movies :shrug:

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Windows 98 is like three olives except desperately poor

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Mange Mite posted:

Windows 98 is like three olives except desperately poor

Now that I think about it, I also like 3O almost exclusively because he makes everyone so god drat mad lol

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Mange Mite posted:

Windows 98 is like three olives except desperately poor

I'm actually technically middle class now with this new job I started 2 weeks ago :smug:

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

Mange Mite posted:

hopin for either this or PSGN

I signed up for PSGN for a year but found it really didn't have many good games so I canceled it

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Windows 98 posted:

I'm actually technically middle class now with this new job I started 2 weeks ago :smug:

so they promoted you to manager of the 7/11?

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Windows 98 posted:

I'm actually technically middle class now with this new job I started 2 weeks ago :smug:

Good luck keeping it after you go out for weeks with a disease out the Victorian era.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i thought torture porn was a dying artform, then i read this thread.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i got strep once and the doctor did that test where they swab your throat and i walked back out into the waiting room and fainted

i am all that is man

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

so they promoted you to manager of the 7/11?

No, now I'm President of Obscure Diseases at a new company

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Captain Yossarian posted:

I actually really like Windows 98, at least his threads are normally all high effort and good and also introduce me to weird 70s torture movies :shrug:

I mean your entitled to your opinion I guess

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
I am glad of it OP.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


itt windows 98 learns the bitter truth that not all problems can be solved with a shovel's swing

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.

Mange Mite posted:

Windows 98 is like three olives except desperately poor

That's... strangely accurate

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
im gonna be honest op i thought this was gonna be a parody thread about that guy sending his mom texts as he was getting murdered in that orlando gay club which would be a pretty hot take for a thread even by gbs standards

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
Still alive there, Windows 98?

If so, what's the prognosis? Will you live? Have you drafted your SA / GBS will yet? If not, will you do so ITT?

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Serviette posted:

Still alive there, Windows 98?

If so, what's the prognosis? Will you live? Have you drafted your SA / GBS will yet? If not, will you do so ITT?

- I leave my video game RPG to the public domain. May someone else have the pleasure of finishing that piece of garbage.
- I leave my 5's to Nooner. May god bless his soul.
- I leave $10 on a Visa gift card to dad gay. so what, may his return be glorious
- I leave my bad posts to my post history, always remember me for being terrible


Bury me with my torture porn files on a USB drive :911:

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

Windows 98 posted:

- I leave my video game RPG to the public domain. May someone else have the pleasure of finishing that piece of garbage.
- I leave my 5's to Nooner. May god bless his soul.
- I leave $10 on a Visa gift card to dad gay. so what, may his return be glorious
- I leave my bad posts to my post history, always remember me for being terrible


Bury me with my torture porn files on a USB drive :911:

Poor Windows 98. I remember him like he was yesterday.

Ashes to Ashes.

Fun to Funky.

Amen.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
is he dead yet?

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
Almost

Cymoril
Jul 1, 2005

Kittens Warm the World
Dinosaur Gum
Try some colloidal silver. Video the miraculous results.

Also, leave me all of your most valuable belonging.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Wouldn't it be funny if he actually died haha!

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
Death is pretty funny imho.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
:ghost:

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

poo poo's happening up in this piece

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
*Rests Forehead on Ouiua Board*

Oh angry spirit of Windows 98! Do you hear me? Is there beer where you are?

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The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
unless you have AIDS you're not gonna die from strep OP

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