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daffodilass
Jun 13, 2016

by Shine
If I wipe my face with a paper towel it becomes nearly translucent, and if I wait like 30 minutes it's back to how it was before. I wash my face every day.

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Antifa Spacemarine
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.
Maybe don't eat 50 Totino's Pizza Rolls every day?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
little caesars deep dish

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
eat fresh motherfucker!!!!

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Shaman Ooglaboogla posted:

Maybe don't eat 50 Totino's Pizza Rolls every day?

What the gently caress else are we supposed to eat? VEGETABLES?!

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


No.

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer

daffodilass posted:

If I wipe my face with a paper towel it becomes nearly translucent, and if I wait like 30 minutes it's back to how it was before. I wash my face every day.

Use gentle face wash soap. moisturize every morning and every night. You're probably stripping the oil off your face too aggressively and causing your face to overcompensate. Stripping less natural oil off your face will actually help reduce the amount of oil produced over time.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
I wash my face with Dr. Bronners 18-In-One Peppermint Pure-Castile Soap

All One, bitch!!!

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Usually when I've been up for awhile and I'm sleep deprived. Not only my face, but my earlobes get a little grimy too. This is the main reason why I keep wet naps around, just one sheet will clean my face and ears.

It's also a good idea to apply one to your headphones from time to time.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
more fatsgendered thread action from everyones favorite poster daffodilass

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

yeah, but your nose oil is perfect for cutting through excessive beer head if the bartender sucks at pouring, so it's an overall positive.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

BossRighteous posted:

yeah, but your nose oil is perfect for cutting through excessive beer head if the bartender sucks at pouring, so it's an overall positive.

i only drink Coors Banquet, the king of beers, so I dont have to worry about that.

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Jan 1, 2007

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This thread is really going places.

To answer your question: yes they are, but not because I have a terrible diet consisting mostly of tobacco & beer. I just don't wash my face. Why bother? Everybody just stares at my chest anyway.

root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

Chinatown posted:

i only drink Coors Banquet, the king of beers, so I dont have to worry about that.

This is explicitly NOT the king of beers. America® is the King of Beers®

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Rub raw bacon on your face you greasy whore

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Wb gagelion

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Hello OP. I am a greasy Dago, wop.

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
when i was a teenager. are u a teenager, op?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
2 words: talcum powder.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

No, but most pics of Ted Cruz showed a very glossy and presumably, greasy forehead. You're in great company, op.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
Have you tried accutane?

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
It's just you. You're a greasy disgusting freak.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
you can buy those oil dabbing plastic sheets in the beauty section at your local supermarket and keep it in your purse OP

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx
Solve your skin problems the Enfield way

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

try using antiperspirant all over your mug, op

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

jarofpiss posted:

try using antiperspirant all over your mug, op

this is excellent advice

daffodilass
Jun 13, 2016

by Shine

jarofpiss posted:

try using antiperspirant all over your mug, op

does this work? asking for a friend

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

daffodilass posted:

does this work? asking for a friend

yeah use the clear kind though

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

or a very thin layer of elmer's glue

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Cut your head off with a tablesaw, op and forget about your greasy forehead problem.

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