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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Different waters focus on different things in their first playthrough so we end up with malty beers and hoppy beers and all sorts of variations.

Some waters just go for a speedrun without getting any flavor so we end up with Bud Light.

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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
OK, thanks!

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
okay

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i speed run through 10 beers on a tuesday

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

i'm glad everyone is so supportive of such an obviously true fact

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
I AM RETARDED

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
I don't remember if I have posted in this thread already but I'm am VERY mad about your bullshit beer opinion

oblique
Sep 20, 2001

Like me, they have no way to go but up.
shove your nerd metaphors up your rear end op

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Is this about hollow earth

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
HOLLOW EARTH JUST NEEDS TO BE FILLED WITH SOME EVERCLEAR AND WATERMELON CHUNKS

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

no, liquor is not a part of this metaphor

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
WHY NOT

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
im with op -->

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy


because liquor is water's New Game+ but they used memory editing to win

duh

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
what the hell is this nerd poo poo just drink whatever the gently caress has an ABV listed on the label and be done with it

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I could go for a beer right now

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Iron Prince posted:

what the hell is this nerd poo poo just drink whatever the gently caress has an ABV listed on the label and be done with it

Not Interesting Enough

also most beer in The Only Real Country™ doesn't come with abv listed

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.
+1

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
whats liquor then

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
OP is drinking piss.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
coors banquet

bitch

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
its ok op, a lot of things are not a video game.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
So is urine water's game over screen?

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
thinking about getting shitfaced alone on gin again tonight

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
What does that make tequila then?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Iron Crowned posted:

What does that make tequila then?

end game grind

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
k, keep me posted OP

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Germstore posted:

end game grind

I must like playing on Deathmarch then!

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
sometimes a beer hits the spot

but then you gotta combo that to get your points up to the max

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