|
yeah, but they left it in 2nd, you havve to make sure to leave it in 3rd
|
#
?
Jun 17, 2016 15:43
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 16, 2024 11:50 |
|
|
Get one of these: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fDrzMGdYWZc
|
|
#
?
Jun 17, 2016 15:44
|
|
|
If you see the road is flooded, ram your car at high speeds through the water for a free car wash!
|
|
#
?
Jun 17, 2016 16:28
|
|
|
MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:if you drive a manual and aren't pretending you're racing every time you have an opportunity to accelerate on the open road, you're a loving shameful human being This. If you don't let the engine rev to 5000 before shifting you may as well buy an automatic you pussy rear end bitch.
|
|
#
?
Jun 17, 2016 17:07
|
|
|
Whenever my wife goes to the gyno I go with her and steal a bunch of cervix swaps. They are great for cleaning the air vents on my car.
|
|
#
?
Jun 17, 2016 18:18
|
|
|
Come to a complete loving stop before any turn, and be sure to also do so in the middle of the turn also, to be extra safe
|
|
#
?
Jun 17, 2016 18:27
|
|
|
Booblord Zagats posted:Come to a complete loving stop before any turn, and be sure to also do so in the middle of the turn also, to be extra safe Better yet, don't turn at all. If you wind up needing to go in a different direction, just carjack someone going that way.
|
|
#
?
Jun 17, 2016 18:34
|
|
|
The best way to catch a free ride is to latch onto passing trucks like a lamprey
|
|
#
?
Jun 17, 2016 19:53
|
|
|
i had a friend in high school who told me that if you put mothballs in your gas tank they would give you a burst of speed
|
|
#
?
Jun 17, 2016 20:22
|
|
|
Want to save money and extend the oil life of your car? Open up the oil cap and turn your car on and while it's running take the garden hose and put water into your engine. This will loosen thick oil and make your car run much smoother and you will require less time consuming oil changes.
|
|
#
?
Jun 17, 2016 20:34
|
|
|
when maneuvering through traffic activate your four way flashers to effectively "call dibs" on any direction its a "car hack' dont tell too many people
|
|
#
?
Jun 17, 2016 20:43
|
|
|
Captain Yossarian posted:Lol I was just busting your "balls" so to speak (lady balls?) But honestly it's more then likely because Google owns YouTube. Do you have an Android phone? lady balls are called ovaries and yes I do, that makes sense now I'm mad about corporate bullshit but not gonna do anything about it because what can I do Infidel Castro posted:This. If you don't let the engine rev to 5000 before shifting you may as well buy an automatic you pussy rear end bitch. my tachometer was broken in my manual so IDK how high I usually went but it wasn't as high as I wanted to go. Car was a hard 20 years old and I was constantly worried it was gonna shake itself apart Was fun as gently caress though Looked like a Matchbox car too
|
|
#
?
Jun 17, 2016 21:00
|
|
|
Go as fast as you want, the speed limit is just a stupid sign put there by sissies
|
|
#
?
Jun 17, 2016 21:02
|
|
|
the rev limiter is there for a reason and you should be banging off it when accelerating for maximum speed and aggression also if you have a manual learn to quick shift without causing the revs to drop out of the power band you should ideally be chirping your tires from 1->2->3 DRIVE HARD
|
|
#
?
Jun 17, 2016 21:05
|
|
|
on flat, dry asphalt the fastest way to stop is to shift into reverse and floor it edit: if you're already going backwards, shift into 3rd and floor it
|
|
#
?
Jun 17, 2016 21:16
|
|
|
Booblord Zagats posted:Go as fast as you want, the speed limit is just a stupid sign put there by sissies I mean it's just a sign not a cop
|
|
#
?
Jun 17, 2016 21:17
|
|
|
just keep it between the lines, unless you need to pass someone or do some doughnuts
|
|
#
?
Jun 17, 2016 21:21
|
|
|
if you are wearing mirrored sunglasses you can actually drive by looking directly into your rear view mirror also try driving "vampire" style with your left foot on the gas and your right foot on the brake, its harder than it sounds!!!
|
|
#
?
Jun 17, 2016 21:23
|
|
|
Bust my ovaries
|
|
#
?
Jun 17, 2016 21:54
|
|
|
How about you suck my tip op
|
|
#
?
Jun 17, 2016 23:33
|
|
|
urinating on your vehicle refreshes the waxy coating and gives it a healthy shine; it ensures the paint lasts for the life of the vehicle. this works especially well to remove bird poo.
|
|
#
?
Jun 17, 2016 23:44
|
|
|
drunk driving is only illegal if you get caught
|
|
#
?
Jun 17, 2016 23:46
|
|
|
To get an extra shine out of your car mix up a dozen eggs and brush a light coat over the car. The natural enzymes actually lasts longer and protects better than wax.
|
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 00:20
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 16, 2024 11:50 |
|
|
You can put a turbocharger on a motorcycle. No one is stopping you.
|
|
#
?
Jun 18, 2016 03:13
|
|
