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Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

The USA does not need a heavily armed populace. Then again it ain't called the bill of needs!!

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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

*Stands on a roof with a katana*

Breathe in, breathe out. Concentrate.

Be the blade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12PzNzCdgDg&t=20s

White Phosphorus
Sep 12, 2000

President Ark posted:

yeah, that's just what we need, to fire guns wildly into the air when we see missiles, so that instead of fallout killing everyone the hail of bullets falling out of the sky kills everyone much faster

This can be minimized with proper organization and training. Once the procedures are laid down, local communities could organize "Cruise Missile Shoots" using drones during patriotic holidays. Practice makes perfect.

Murphy Brownback posted:

Who do you honestly think is going to shoot cruise missiles at us? Any direct government sanctioned attack on us is a death sentence for whatever country orders it, whether it's Russia, China, North Korea, whoever.

It does not pay to be arrogant, it does however pay to be prepared.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
lets just loving take down north korea. just loving decapitate that poo poo, kill all the leadership. we'll be welcomed as liberators and transition smoothly to democracy

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
That's retarded OP. We need guns to keep the mosquito population in check to prevent Malaria.

The way to stop cruise missiles is by using T-Shirt cannons to fire up volley ball nets.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Frankenstyle posted:

That's retarded OP. We need guns to keep the mosquito population in check to prevent Malaria.

The way to stop cruise missiles is by using T-Shirt cannons to fire up volley ball nets.

Great idea but you need giant space trampolines.

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Feb 11, 2007

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100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
Can't wait for all those stray bullets to rain from the sky.

Nurse Fanny
Aug 14, 2007

White Phosphorus posted:

Two words.

Cruise missiles.

As footage from Syria has shown us, the extremely low flight profile of modern cruise missiles allows them to be easily spotted by people on the ground while the missiles are still hundreds of miles from their targets. Given the huge swathes of suburban sprawl around major metropolitan areas, places the U.S. in a very unique and advantageous position of being able to counter the modern cruise missile threat using civilian militias for detecting and defeating incoming missiles. The ubiquitous nature of the sub-urban sprawl pretty much forces the potential adversaries to fly their missiles over millions of eyes and millions of military style semi-automatic rifles. Ordinary people watching from the roofs of their homes using social media to alert neighboring communities and the rest of the country about the approaching missiles will make a surprise attack impossible. While millions of rounds fired at any given missile during its length approach will reduce the number of missiles that actually make it to their target.

Hence the claims that military style semi-automatic weapons are useless against a modern army are completely unfounded. While calls to limit the proliferation of those weapons can only come from people of questionable loyalty who are receiving funding from Putin or the Chinese.

Mods. Please forward the personal information of people who poo poo post in this thread to the appropriate authorities thank you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPvmIxu-LSA

see it works

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

its really weird seeing poo poo i downloaded as hosted .wmv files back in the day now up on youtube

ManDingo
Jun 1, 2001

OMGVBFLOL posted:

lets just loving take down north korea. just loving decapitate that poo poo, kill all the leadership. we'll be welcomed as liberators and transition smoothly to democracy

AMERICA.....gently caress YEAH!!!

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

White Phosphorus posted:

Two words.

Cruise missiles.

As footage from Syria has shown us, the extremely low flight profile of modern cruise missiles allows them to be easily spotted by people on the ground while the missiles are still hundreds of miles from their targets. Given the huge swathes of suburban sprawl around major metropolitan areas, places the U.S. in a very unique and advantageous position of being able to counter the modern cruise missile threat using civilian militias for detecting and defeating incoming missiles. The ubiquitous nature of the sub-urban sprawl pretty much forces the potential adversaries to fly their missiles over millions of eyes and millions of military style semi-automatic rifles. Ordinary people watching from the roofs of their homes using social media to alert neighboring communities and the rest of the country about the approaching missiles will make a surprise attack impossible. While millions of rounds fired at any given missile during its length approach will reduce the number of missiles that actually make it to their target.

Hence the claims that military style semi-automatic weapons are useless against a modern army are completely unfounded. While calls to limit the proliferation of those weapons can only come from people of questionable loyalty who are receiving funding from Putin or the Chinese.

Mods. Please forward the personal information of people who poo poo post in this thread to the appropriate authorities thank you.

But what if the missiles are targeted at the suburban neighborhoods?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

White Phosphorus posted:

Hence the claims that military style semi-automatic weapons are useless against a modern army are completely unfounded.

i don't know why anyone would actually think this, unless they happened to have just emerged from a time capsule closed in 1945

naem
May 29, 2011

Fun fact, a lot of super rich people are buying land in New Zealand because no one is targeting them with nukes, and it's far enough away to have a decent chance of survival from fallout etc. good place for a bunker

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

naem posted:

Fun fact, a lot of super rich people are buying land in New Zealand because no one is targeting them with nukes, and it's far enough away to have a decent chance of survival from fallout etc. good place for a bunker

they are going to have a fun time when the single remaining polish aircraft carrier (also untargeted by a nuke) rolls on up and declares them a slave island :twisted:

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
The entire point of having a nuke is so no one fucks with you; going somewhere with no nukes is like going and joining the sickly nerd kids on the playground for protection.

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Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender

White Phosphorus posted:

Two words.

Cruise missiles.

As footage from Syria has shown us, the extremely low flight profile of modern cruise missiles allows them to be easily spotted by people on the ground while the missiles are still hundreds of miles from their targets. Given the huge swathes of suburban sprawl around major metropolitan areas, places the U.S. in a very unique and advantageous position of being able to counter the modern cruise missile threat using civilian militias for detecting and defeating incoming missiles. The ubiquitous nature of the sub-urban sprawl pretty much forces the potential adversaries to fly their missiles over millions of eyes and millions of military style semi-automatic rifles. Ordinary people watching from the roofs of their homes using social media to alert neighboring communities and the rest of the country about the approaching missiles will make a surprise attack impossible. While millions of rounds fired at any given missile during its length approach will reduce the number of missiles that actually make it to their target.

Hence the claims that military style semi-automatic weapons are useless against a modern army are completely unfounded. While calls to limit the proliferation of those weapons can only come from people of questionable loyalty who are receiving funding from Putin or the Chinese.

Mods. Please forward the personal information of people who poo poo post in this thread to the appropriate authorities thank you.

its all cool man, I got my giga watt'd out laser pointer. Im all ready to start blinding attack helicopters in the night when I am woken up with fire, screaming, and explosions to let me know the battle still continues.

The god emperor the Donald Trump reign will begin this year.

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