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now that lebrown james showed how much money can buy u and your friends can drive into dairy queen and pick yourself up a "baked" funnel cake wow looka tthis wow i'm gonna be coming soon too haha coming to pick up the funnel cake and coming home and coming anyways i guess thanks nba for showing us how to rig a season and god bless lebrown i hope your hair comes back skeet skeet skeet tell me in the comments below your favourite flavour of dq funnel cake and what you're excited to do about these funnel cakes now at your ifnger tips record breaking year in basketball and dq cool eats hot treats
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wth?! I didn't know!! This is some real news I can use op
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i'm giong to hug the funnel cake and cry on it like i'm a professional ballsmen who was told how the series was gonna play out in a room full of jews two months ago nodding and looking at steph curry being like wow this guy could make a pretty girl oh well
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social vegan posted:i'm giong to hug the funnel cake and cry on it like i'm a professional ballsmen who was told how the series was gonna play out in a room full of jews two months ago nodding and looking at steph curry being like wow this guy could make a pretty girl oh well the funnel cake was the ballsman trophy in this one metaphore sorry for not clearing that up
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wait a sec... This thread isn't about funnel cake at all is it?!? It's a thinley veiled front to be mad at ballsport!! I'm mad now!! 
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Jun 20, 2016 03:52
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i feel like the writers at the nba are taking bold moves with this season's storyline, maybe predictable but just enough to keep me watching next season. I hope they start to do spinoffs like law and order and csi did.
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Iron Prince posted:wait a sec... This thread isn't about funnel cake at all is it?!? It's a thinley veiled front to be mad at ballsport!! I'm mad now!! look here bitch it's not just funnels cakes am i watch the food network in my own backyard no nigga this is dairy queen a tasty treat you can afford and eat back in the RV  wow is that a cookie but it has goo in it ya goo cookies check it off the list wow is that nut pizza ya bitch serving u a slice
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Jun 20, 2016 03:55
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I'd eat the gently caress out of all of these 2000 calorie abominations you can bet your sweet rear end
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Jun 20, 2016 03:56
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NOT. SOLD. IN. TEXAS. well guess where I live dammit I can't eat this poo poo in my rv poo poo ain't even available in gods greatest country bitch
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i used to think it was called dairy queen because DQ sounds like "dick" if you say the two letters aloud but thanks to my main man my cousin honie i know it's called dairy queen because it's a joint where royalt feast medieval times but future flavuors
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Iron Prince posted:NOT. SOLD. IN. TEXAS. well guess where I live dammit I can't eat this poo poo in my rv poo poo ain't even available in gods greatest country bitch u need enough teeth per capita to be able to bit e into ice cream sorry bud
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they don't serve the great desserts in texas because everyone in texas thinks "a la mode" is what mateen entered before going 2 pulse
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Iron Prince posted:NOT. SOLD. IN. TEXAS. well guess where I live dammit I can't eat this poo poo in my rv poo poo ain't even available in gods greatest country bitch I hope there was some executive board meeting where they decided that everyone in Texas is a piece of poo poo and they didn't deserve delicious ice cream.
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Jun 20, 2016 04:05
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Hey op,
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to be totally honest theyre doing Texas a solid with this one
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i like to get a nice milkshake at the dairy queen. last time i bought a hamburger they charged extra for lettuce, like a bunch of GD animals. the one near my house has the speaker up loud so it feels like the high school girl taking my order is furious at me for wanting a brownie earthquake. when i get to the window she's always polite though, so i don't get too scared.
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RVWinkle posted:I hope there was some executive board meeting where they decided that everyone in Texas is a piece of poo poo and they didn't deserve delicious ice cream. Every company should do this imo
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i never got anything besides a blizzy at DQ and a handjob from a fine lady w wit and cunning out back when we were going steady does anyone actually like the burgers more importantly when u get a funnel cake will they hold it upside down before they give it to you
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social vegan posted:i never got anything besides a blizzy at DQ and a handjob from a fine lady w wit and cunning out back when we were going steady does anyone actually like the burgers more importantly when u get a funnel cake will they hold it upside down before they give it to you Whoa whoa whoa there, you can't just drop that without giving details man. What kind of Blizzard?
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Jun 20, 2016 04:13
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were her hands cold? if so, was it sexy?
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don't u guys have to watch them hold the blizz updside down before they give it to like some jewjew magic trick speaking of a jewjew magic trick the hj was great
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:were her hands cold? if so, was it sexy? it was a cool treat but she kept telling me to focus on her and talk to her and to stop saying how amazed i was at how big the chunks of reese's cups i kept finding in my blizz were i ordered extra stuff for the first time and i knew i wasn't turning back
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imo it was foolish for her to serve you with a delicious frozen treat before doing an erotic thing. no healthy boy can resist such a heavenly combo of sweet and savory tastes.
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Jun 20, 2016 04:20
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Funnel cakes are gross and not tasty.
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you guys know those hostess fruit pie ads in the comics? i bet some dude got a beej while eating a hostess fruit pie and did a bit about how the real fruit flavor was so good he could hardly notice. then his partner gets mad
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Jun 20, 2016 04:23
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:real fruit flavor dsyp
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Jun 20, 2016 04:24
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i hope you can hear me flex through my posting
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Jun 20, 2016 04:24
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nothing disgusts me, and indeed all humanity, more than a gluttonous slovenly fat chick
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notice there ain't no dairy king it's just that ole bitch, her dilly bars, and her cats
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Is this the new fat people thread?
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Sheep-Goats posted:Is this the new fat people thread? Only if you eat at DQ
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reallivedinosaur posted:notice there ain't no dairy king
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Funnel cakes were invented by some moran who put extra batter in some frier oil and was all like "hey this is good if i put some powdered sugar on it". Literally the simplest thing ever has been turned into a complicated manufactured baked good for minimal enjoyment if not flat out disappointment. 
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before you get mad, i deliberately qualified my statement with the words "gluttonous" and "slovenly" fat chicks who aren't gluttonous or slovenly are welcome to my slob my nob
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reallivedinosaur posted:notice there ain't no dairy king
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SoVeg, has someone stolen your period key? Or are you secretly trying to tell us that these sweet treats are the key to happy periods?
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I bet these are probably tasty but you should think about eating literally anything else
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Wee Stubby Nublet posted:SoVeg, has someone stolen your period key? Or are you secretly trying to tell us that these sweet treats are the key to happy periods? i think a lot about the ways in which we type and communicate *gayly notions to a couple degrees framed hanging on the wall on the outside of the arby's i manage blushing a little too*
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