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Revenants Return posted:Oh I forgot you need your fingerprint taken And ID scanned to buy a butter knife and you can be arrested for carrying it home and get like 3 years in jail lol. I am on the "butter knife watchlist" which means I can't buy anything resembling a knife and have to use spoons to spread butter on all my toast. I also use spoons to cut my steak. It sucks major rear end but I know it's making our country safer. God save the Queen.
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Roylicious posted:But you people destroyed India. Look up who brought the caste system and all that bullshit back into vogue there 200 years after it was basically died out, it was the British colonialists. They wanted to re-create a traditional 'authentic' Indian power structure so as to better exploit them. I've been meaning to point out I'm actually American, not British but whatever.
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I sure wish I lived in a country where all an aspiring mass murderer needs in order to aquire a high powered assault rifle is an expired bus pass and moms credit card.
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is it just me or is the word 'brexit' perhaps the most annoying ever created? it sounds like some sort of disgusting breakfast cereal
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Ex-Priest Tobin posted:is it just me or is the word 'brexit' perhaps the most annoying ever created? it sounds like some sort of disgusting breakfast cereal
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KM Scorchio posted:I sure wish I lived in a country where all an aspiring mass murderer needs in order to aquire a high powered assault rifle is an expired bus pass and moms credit card. Have plans, do you?
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Applewhite posted:I've been meaning to point out I'm actually American, not British but whatever. Not anymore you're British now buddy.
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jBrereton posted:It's great news for people in favour of a Quebexit, okay news for a Basquexit and no good at all for a Cataloni'exit(???) gently caress you
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jBrereton posted:It's great news for people in favour of a Quebexit, okay news for a Basquexit and no good at all for a Cataloni'exit(???) Catalonia, more like Cata-gone-ia, amirite?
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Roylicious posted:I mean you were the largest empire in history technically I suppose but you also hosed the world over but good and we still have to deal with the consequences of limey assholery today. Gordon Ramsay. Also Piers Morgan.....hahahahahaha...I am sorry for this one 
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Maoist Pussy posted:Have plans, do you? No need. Over here if we want to make a violent political statement we just wait until our local MP cycles past and heave half a brick at 'em.
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KM Scorchio posted:I sure wish I lived in a country where all an aspiring mass murderer needs in order to aquire a high powered assault rifle is an expired bus pass and moms credit card. a shitload of "hunting rifles" use the same caliber ammo as "assault rifles"
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I guess the Brits do have some really funny dry/dark self deprecating humor they probably wouldn't have had if they weren't on the heights once. So you know... India/Africa but Monty Python idk
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spud posted:Gordon Ramsay. Hey, you guys raised him for, what, 50+ years? It took us like one to kick his dumb rear end back out a retard posted:a shitload of "hunting rifles" use the same caliber ammo as "assault rifles" don't even bother dude, he's british. there's nothing to prove there. it would be more hurtful to talk about how most of those guns are made in the USA and how even poor people can easily afford several of them. just like how you can buy a 500 hp sports car for the price of a nicer family sedan or pickup truck. and to top it off our rate of violent crime for boring white people is actually lower than in the uk.
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Roylicious posted:I guess the Brits do have some really funny dry/dark self deprecating humor they probably wouldn't have had if they weren't on the heights once. i thought the humor was because of their harsh class system which created grinding poverty and misery for their poor even when they ruled half the earth's surface. or maybe its just the weather. life in america makes americans optimists
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Mange Mite posted:life in america makes americans optimists True
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:this is actually because the UK definition of violent crime is ridiculously broad. Actual physical assault/rape/murder rates are lower across the board In the UK cutting in line is considered a violent crime.
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I've been in a Chicago alley knife fight. Would that give me tons of street cred in England?
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:this is actually because the UK definition of violent crime is ridiculously broad. Actual physical assault/rape/murder rates are lower across the board Not if you separate out middle class white people
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Solice Kirsk posted:I've been in a Chicago alley knife fight. Would that give me tons of street cred in England? No because knife crime is considered a normal experience there, encountered by anyone who goes out regularly on weekends
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RobattoJesus posted:In the UK cutting in line is considered a violent crime. This is closer to the truth than you probably think (UK lawyer here)
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One thing I've noticed over the years is that it's really easy to pick out an English person in a crowd. It must be the physical cues like the recessed jaws and animalistic/lizard-like faces or something. I used to have an English tutor in elementary school who was a lady from England (she drove a VW Cabriolet) and I kind of wandered how hosed up England was if she decided to settle down in some dead-rear end American small town.
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Just moved to london: can confirm
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bitmap posted:Just moved to london: can confirm 
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so are these actual british celebrities or is that the joke
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Mange Mite posted:so are these actual british celebrities or is that the joke Stephen Fry: QI where he has people from Top Gear like Jeremy Clarkson on Jeremy Clarkson: Top Gear Presenter Gordon Ramsay: Went on Top Gear once Billie Piper: Was married to the new host of Top Gear Jonathan Ross: Went on Top Gear once Gordon Brown: Was prime minister, only celebrity in Britain who hasn't been on Top Gear James May: Top Gear Presenter
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Revenants Return posted:and eats gross food and gets paddled by schoolmarms in boarding schools and an entire wealthy family will live in like a 20 by 20 foot apartment with a barely functional toilet and have a single compact car which has the steering wheel on the wrong side and a manual transmission . Unbelievable. Open public yards or "national parks" are unheard of, as is any private yard larger than a postage stamp. Can britgoons confirm? im sorry, ENGLAND is a wonderful place that is very elegant and posh and unlike dirty places like america they have CULTURE and STYLE things you other dumb english speakers wouldnt know anything about. their tv is better, their movies are better, their country looks better. have u ever seen dr who???
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nigga crab pollock posted:im sorry, ENGLAND is a wonderful place that is very elegant and posh and unlike dirty places like america they have CULTURE and STYLE things you other dumb english speakers wouldnt know anything about. their tv is better, their movies are better, their country looks better. have u ever seen dr who??? according to dr who most of britain is made up of either tiny row houses or abandoned industrial parks. which is, i beleive, entirely accurate.
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wos dis fred all about den fam is you talkin poo poo
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http://www.callyournan.com/ this is an actual website re tomorrows eu referendum
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feedmegin posted:Why would we give a gently caress about a few flyblown farmers (with an expensive habit of starting poo poo with their neighbours and then asking for protection) when we could have India instead? Yeah it took a while to build up a merchant navy but we've dabbled in imperialism too i daresay we do it better I think americans and brits fought together for the first time on purpose to piss on the chinese right?
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hemophilia posted:Yeah it took a while to build up a merchant navy but we've dabbled in imperialism too i daresay we do it better I think americans and brits fought together for the first time on purpose to piss on the chinese right? Now the brits grovel for China how hilarious
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