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Get up on a table and shout "watch this!" at the top of your lungs, then execute a front flip, slamming the bridge of your nose directly into the edge of the table, splattering everyone nearby with blood. You will be a YouTube sensation overnight and maybe get on Tosh.0 if that show is still on the air.
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Gather everyone around the piano and lead them in a rousing chorus of "Whoops, Lady Farthing"
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Jun 23, 2016 16:07
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Wear sunglasses to the party and explain to everyone how the song "My Future's so Bright, I gotta Wear Shades" was a song about nuclear war.
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Jun 24, 2016 01:38
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bring a fun party game like monopoly or sorry
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Jun 24, 2016 02:09
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Be lil dicky pregaming. You have to pregame to be cool at parties. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je1nn2-y3cw
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Jun 24, 2016 02:49
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Dave_Indeed posted:Be lil dicky pregaming. You have to pregame to be cool at parties. Most importantly don't pre gaming even when you're at the part. Don't let anyone tell you that you've had enough.
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Jun 24, 2016 02:53
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don't be fat and people will enjoy you
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Jun 24, 2016 03:11
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vyst posted:don't be fat and people will enjoy you
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vyst posted:don't be fat and people will enjoy you But we've already established that some fat people are the life of the party.
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