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Kevin's Smith' Harry Potter. He'd cast himself as Hagrid and would throw in at least one reference to smoking pot per movie. Also, Harry Potter is now Harley Potter, so he can cast his daughter in the lead role. Also, Draco is played by Mewes.
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JediTalentAgent posted:Kevin's Smith' Harry Potter. I think the funnier outcomes would be casting really good directors that don't fit the material than lovely ones. lovely ones would have just made a lovely movie (and Tim Burton is a hack at this point). Christopher Nolan's Harry Potter would have been loving insane, I have no doubt. *GROWLS*YOUKILLEDMYPARENTS*GROWLS*
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Jun 23, 2016 22:22
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Each movie in the series should have been someone different. This should be standard for multi part franchises
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV_IhWE4LP0
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im glad my kids are older so my days of watching bad kids movies is over till they spawn their own bastards
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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:Each movie in the series should have been someone different. This should be standard for multi part franchises That's how they did it, though. You have to specify that they be good directors.
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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:Q Tarantino's version would have the backstory scene with Voldemorts nose getting cut off while Heart's Magic Man plays in the background And the bellboy gets $1000 for a second's worth of work.
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Jun 23, 2016 22:59
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Harry Potter directed by Wes Anderson featuring Bill Murray as Prof. Snape.
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i want to make a movie but its like harry potter universe but its wizard art school imagine the magical drugs and parties
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numberoneposter posted:i want to make a movie but its like harry potter universe but its wizard art school imagine the magical drugs and parties i cast exposyoso breastickles
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Applewhite posted:Starring Johnny Depp as Harry Potter and Michael Keaton as Peeves the Poltergeist. Live action or stop motion doesn't really matter. This would suck rear end
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I can't wait until we get the inevitable Harry Potter reboot or whatever and they cast an old Daniel Radcliffe as one of the teachers or something because he was the only one who was willing to come back, and also the only one not dead. I hope I'm dead by the time that happens.
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Tim Burton is a hack and the only thing he should do is die in a gutter TIA
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Wes Anderson's Harry Potter: A scale model of Hogwarts Castle sits center frame. The front of the model opens up and a narrator explains in voiceover about the castle's many secret passages and how the staircases move. Inside the model, intricate miniature doors and stairs open and move to illustrate. The living painting as are just played by actors sitting inside empty picture frames and no attempt is made to hide this.
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Steven Spielberg irl wanted to make Harry an american. I was against it at the time but it would have been a small price to pay for a good movie.
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I'm starting to think that the good movies Tim Burton made for a few years were on accident. Either that or marrying Helene turned him into a loving moron. And what is with that lovely music? Gah.
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Jun 24, 2016 04:15
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Tim Horton's should have ad-sponsored the Harry Potter films.
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Blazing Ownager posted:I think the funnier outcomes would be casting really good directors that don't fit the material than lovely ones. lovely ones would have just made a lovely movie (and Tim Burton is a hack at this point). Yeah like Ang Lee's the hulk ... oh
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Applewhite posted:Steven Spielberg irl wanted to make Harry an american. I was against it at the time but it would have been a small price to pay for a good movie. That scene from raiders of the lost ark where the evil wizards are all whirling their wands and prancing and poo poo and then harry jusr shoots them
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Applewhite posted:Wes Anderson's Harry Potter: Angelica Huston would be in it and I would watch it
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Jun 24, 2016 06:43
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yeah and George RR Martin should re-write the whole series as well
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Banana Man posted:Angelica Huston would be in it and I would watch it Angelica Houston as professor McGonagal. And yeah I bet Wes Anderson's Harry Potter actually wouldn't be half bad.
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Johnny Depp as Professor Flitwick, Wynona Ryder as Petunia Dursley.
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Sinead O'Conner as Grawp
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Bill murray aa dumbledore
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Bottle Rocket-era Luke Wilson as Harry, Owen as Draco, their other brother (Future man) as Ron, James Caan as Snape.
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Ginny is a big breasted lady that gets the "Oh my, I don't mean, I don't----s" when confronted by Harry's awkward charms.
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Yeah this would actually work and be good
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Applewhite posted:Harry Potter directed by Woody Allen starring Woody Allen as Harry Potter and Emma Watson as Hermione Granger his 11 year old love interest.
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Jun 24, 2016 14:55
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Marla as hermione. XD XD Carrot top won won.
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Jun 24, 2016 15:28
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Applewhite posted:Wes Anderson's Harry Potter: I would love this movie.
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Blazing Ownager posted:*GROWLS*YOUKILLEDMYPARENTS*GROWLS* 
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notZaar posted:Agreed, and it should have been animated Ina traditional cel style.
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 if you're a man and still think about Harry Potter.
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I think that Ginnie was hotter than Hermione
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What about J.J. Abrams? What would he do to HP sauce?
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Serviette posted:What about J.J. Abrams? What would he do to HP sauce? "Lensius, Flarium!"
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Applewhite posted:"Lensius, Flarium!" 
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~ Swinton would make an ok Voldemort.
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I would watch a Harry Potter directed by George Miller
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