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"-hundreds of sombreros seen hovering in the sky above Austin." "-shockingly violent protests grip the island nation of-" "This just in, ABC news is receiving unconfirmed reports of a massive weed explosion in-" "-which local doctors are referring to as 'Dad Gay syndrome',-" "-developed a new, highly virulent form of anime transmitted via saliva."
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an alien ship hovers over the white house on TV screens across the globe, static! - then, a face! --- bigfoot: 'rick james, bicth'
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Jun 27, 2016 21:28
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[STATIC]...-m gay...
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Jun 27, 2016 22:14
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"We should have voted remain"
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Jun 27, 2016 22:19
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Jun 27, 2016 22:20
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"with the price of Bitcoin plummeting"
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Jun 27, 2016 22:21
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"The Aliens have not communicated with us... except a letter addressed to the president of the united states of america. The letter says "Suck my drat balls, please.""
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Jun 27, 2016 22:22
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"And we're now hearing reports that mods knew..."
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Jun 27, 2016 22:23
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"First came the oil wars. Then the water wars. Now the vape wars.
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Jun 27, 2016 22:33
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"I'm going to invade a little backwater, you probably haven't heard of it"
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Jun 28, 2016 01:49
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6 guys burgers and fries 
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Jun 28, 2016 02:08
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"you're saying the only industry with no controls against artificial intelligence is... throat lozenges?" "that isn't no ordinary velociraptor. that's boris. he's russian." "sweetheart, what are you eating? of course! MARS!" "i can stop murdering ANY TIME I WANT you fascist gently caress!" "get a bun, put peanut butter on there and just slap in a banana. now that's a Jamaican hot dog." "protons are everywhere. in every atom. even in childrens' genitals." "all of this is just a movie, Stacy! we're recordings of actors delivering lines on sets. in twenty minutes none of this will exist!"
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Jun 28, 2016 03:55
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At Security Concepts, we're projecting the end of crime in Old Detroit within forty days. There's a new guy in town. His name is RoboTrump.
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Jun 28, 2016 04:02
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"... all vials of cum are believed to be contaminated with AIDS ... "
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Jun 28, 2016 04:03
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"*news footage* Authorities continue searching for the elusive cum bandit, who has as of yet unfortunately eluded all capture efforts. We remind all viewers that the cum bandit is to be considered armed and dangerous"
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*intense music* *shots of chaos* "In a world where realdo dunked a dill pickle....."
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