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my gf's dildo was very hard and fulfilling 10/10
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GF has a curling iron that makes her hair look great and doesn't take too much shelf space. Plus it feels amazing as long as I keep it on low heat and don't shove it in too far. 8/10, -2 points for internal 3rd degree burns
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Jul 2, 2016 03:45
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my gf's dick is bombass dankass!
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Jul 2, 2016 03:59
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Do wives count? I put mine's electric toothbrush up my rear end and it very efficiently milked my prostate but the bristles were just a wee bit too hard, 7/10
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Jul 2, 2016 04:09
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A CISHET SHITLORD posted:Do wives count? I put mine's electric toothbrush up my rear end and it very efficiently milked my prostate but the bristles were just a wee bit too hard, 7/10 Yeah they count, they were probably your girlfriend once
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Jul 2, 2016 04:46
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Arranged marriages don't count
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Jul 2, 2016 04:46
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Professor Shark posted:Using every single dish and utensil in the kitchen and making a huge sticky mess to make one (1) smoothie  I've been there. For some reason washing utensils/dishes and putting them back as you use them is a foreign concept to her
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Jul 2, 2016 05:19
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I used some toothpaste she left out that started with a "v" and it was awful, 0/10 avoid at all costs
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Jul 2, 2016 05:24
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my gf reviews my toothbrush with her rear end in a top hat 
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Jul 2, 2016 05:24
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wore my girlfriends thong and was able to pee sitting down with it pulled to the side A++ stuff
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Jul 2, 2016 05:31
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Professor Shark posted:Using every single dish and utensil in the kitchen and making a huge sticky mess to make one (1) smoothie You're dating my housemate?!?
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Gf's best friend about 10 pounds lighter and a full cup size bigger. Gets my sense of humor more than my girlfriend. Likes to swallow and can keep a secret. 10/10
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