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what will your wife think about this afair
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I would say "thank you for your service officer"
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Jul 3, 2016 23:01
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That'll do pig, that'll do.
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RobattoJesus posted:I'm not going to suck your dick, just so we're clear ClamdestineBoyster posted:We're not friends just because you didn't rape or beat me, just so we're clear. basement jihadist posted:I DO NOT CONSENT
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Forgot "I'm not gonna gently caress you the hood of your car like in that one viral video" Also if he gets mad I will cry. Got out of being arrested for driving with a suspended license doing that once. If it's a woman I'm boned
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Edgar posted:I got pulled over once, I was 300 miles from home driving to a job site. Sped up because the 35 to 45 sign was in sight in the small town. Sheriff's deputy pulled me over, gave me a warning. He was nice about it and said I only would of gotten a ticket if there were kids out. So I was very respectful to the officer saying yes officer, no officer, thank you ser. Have a wonderful day.. lol loving pussy. My wife got arrested for pulling up level with a cop on the freeway and flipping him off, because she was mad that she had to pick me up while I was tripping balls. Jokes on her, I ate the rest before they got to the door and she spent the night in jail for no reason other than cops are power-tripping babbies
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A CISHET SHITLORD posted:lol loving pussy. My wife got arrested for pulling up level with a cop on the freeway and flipping him off, because she was mad that she had to pick me up while I was tripping balls. you married a loving infant that flips off cops because she's in a bad mood if she's going to have zero self control she could at least do the world a favor and execute some cops. what the gently caress does flipping anybody off do?
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Jul 4, 2016 07:46
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That is an excellent suggestion that more people should consider
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Jul 4, 2016 07:58
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:If it's a woman I'm boned Literally? 
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Once I was on a fair amount of xanax and had just popped about 80mg of vyvanse that was starting to come into effect. My tire blew out (my alignment was hosed, it was a matter of time), and I had to call a police since it was dark and i had no flashlight or other light source to change my tire, and he probably sensed i was hosed up but he just helped me change the tire, escorted me to a gas station with an air pump. I shook his hand, said thank you, and got on with my life. I was like wow, cops can be cool guys. I see why most white people are so apologetic towards them.
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Jul 4, 2016 09:02
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A nice cop? Put the wings back on, piggie
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Dreddout posted:Literally? i can dream, but I meant if I get pulled over and genuinely cry (I can't fake it)
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RobattoJesus posted:I'm not going to suck your dick, just so we're clear You're not from the US are you?
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