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Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model
Just watched Joey Chestnut win the wiener eating competition of 2016. Looks like this is how he's been dealing with his breakup since last year.

http://nypost.com/2015/07/02/joey-chestnut-just-wants-to-gobble-wieners-after-breakup/

GBS discuss:
-gobbling wieners
-how YOU get over a breakup
-gobbling wieners after a breakup

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jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Cool, I didn't know you were Joey Chestnut

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



paretns really dropped the ball not calling him gooey chestnut

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
i went straight to the gloryholes after my last break up

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
Has science proven you crave a bigger appetite for frankfurters after ending the loving relationship of one's soulmate?

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



his ex fiance looks like she has been eating dogs her whole life

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
this is the third thread about this

and the third time no one cared

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
then again who could say "no" to marrying this professional food consumer

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Joey Chestnut, hotdog eater
Had a fiancee but couldn't keep her
He atoned for his mistake
By eating 20 lbs tube steak


in 10 minutes

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Junior Jr. posted:

Has science proven you crave a bigger appetite for frankfurters after ending the loving relationship of one's soulmate?

I always crave for furts (short for frankfurters)

My furt thirst is unquenchable

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


We should try to get 70 threads for Joey Chestnut to match his ability to eat hot dogs.

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
kobiyashi mushimushi

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

So he has to be a goon right? Look at this guy:




Typical goon Friday night. Which one of you is Joey Chestnut!?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
slimer ate my balls

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Wamdoodle posted:

So he has to be a goon right? Look at this guy:




Typical goon Friday night. Which one of you is Joey Chestnut!?

He's so sweaty as he gobbles them down

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

facebook jihad posted:

He's so sweaty as he gobbles them down

every weiner he gobbles down like that carries a chance of getting lodged in his throat and killing him so I'd imagine he gets pretty anxious

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

The meat sweats are very much a thing, any of you pals ever watch Man vs. Food? Food scored a decisive victory in the end, but that guy used to sweat it the gently caress up on his show.

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
I like hot dogs.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Teikanmi posted:

then again who could say "no" to marrying this professional food consumer



*the screaming sound a tie fighter makes when its shot down*

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Man, these professional athletes can never settle on just one lady.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
Take this dude and chuck him in the UFC arena I wanna see him get slammed in the guts and see hotdogs shoot out his nose

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Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Jeff Sichoe posted:

Take this dude and chuck him in the UFC arena I wanna see him get slammed in the guts and see hotdogs shoot out his nose

That would be his counter attack. Street Fighter will be getting closer to reality.

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