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Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

hemophilia posted:

It's a dare myth, but MDMA abuse has other problems associated with it that are almost as lovely.

Yeah, like, have you heard of house music, OP? loving terrible.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 08:36

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frogge: Apr 7, 2006

Bob Ross is on Netflix.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 08:53

Beef Turret: Jul 9, 2009; by Lowtax

# ? Jul 5, 2016 09:04

Boko Haram: Dec 22, 2008

I'm not swole yet, I'm gonna die swole. Or slow.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 09:10

A CISHET SHITLORD: Sep 10, 2014; LOURDE OF THE SHITS; Pillbug

Boko Haram posted:

I'm not swole yet, I'm gonna die swole. Or slow.

This guy gets it

# ? Jul 5, 2016 10:30

monkey: Jan 20, 2004; by zen death robot; Yams Fan

Just imagine what VR porn will be like 10 years from now. Even if you are the biggest loser in the world you'll be able to gently caress porn stars all day erry day.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 11:00

Drunk & Ugly: Feb 10, 2003; GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

there is no pussy or pizza in death

and yet i yearn for her

seriously going to eat pizza for dinner today though, fucks sake why not, lifes short. thanks OP

# ? Jul 5, 2016 11:05

Owlbear Camus: Jan 3, 2013; Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?

The Unholy Ghost posted:

Your child.

Wait, you made sure to marry someone you didn't like so that you could have a little parasite child, right? Very good job, this is the best way to anchor yourself to existence! Now every thought of escape can be dashed away by the fear of scaring little Jimmy.

can confirm this works really good

# ? Jul 5, 2016 11:07

Bulgogi Hoagie: Jun 1, 2012; We

my addiction to delivering sick burns uncontrollably

# ? Jul 5, 2016 12:04

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

# ? Jul 5, 2016 13:29

Leper Go-getter: Nov 7, 2010

If you gently caress it up and survive everyone will agree it was a cry for help and now you're even more of a burden to them.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 13:32

The Unholy Ghost: Feb 19, 2011

monkey posted:

Just imagine what VR porn will be like 10 years from now. Even if you are the biggest loser in the world you'll be able to gently caress porn stars all day erry day.

This is probably the best reason.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 14:12

Gasbraai: Oct 25, 2010; Lictor my Dictor

Fojar38 posted:

no mans sky is coming out in a month

This thread is for reasons NOT to commit suicide

# ? Jul 5, 2016 14:16

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

blink 182 released a new album in 2016

if they can struggle on despite their obvious handicaps so can you

# ? Jul 5, 2016 14:19

MageMage: Feb 11, 2007; I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

The Unholy Ghost posted:

Your child.

Wait, you made sure to marry someone you didn't like so that you could have a little parasite child, right? Very good job, this is the best way to anchor yourself to existence! Now every thought of escape can be dashed away by the fear of scaring little Jimmy.

You don't have to get married to have a child.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 14:30

Day Man: Jul 30, 2007; Champion of the Sun!

Master of karate and friendship...
for everyone!

If I kill myself, who's going to reimburse the banks for all this student loan money?

# ? Jul 5, 2016 14:52

Blood Shart: Sep 23, 2010

The Unholy Ghost posted:

It totally gets better and better unless you're one of those people for ~~who~~ whom it gets worse.

Is it suicide if you make me kill you in a blind rage?

# ? Jul 5, 2016 15:33

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Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

The last Rebuild of Evangelion movie still isn't out yet.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 16:02

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