can u make me mod plz

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logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

if windows 98 can be mod, i can be mod. im very responsible. im a scientist.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 08:02

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 23:39

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

im modacus

# ? Jul 5, 2016 08:09

jazzyhattrick: Jul 1, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

logical phalluses posted:

if windows 98 can be mod, i can be mod. im very responsible. im a scientist.

Did you know?

# ? Jul 5, 2016 08:10

spud: Aug 27, 2003; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

logical phalluses posted:

if windows 98 can be mod, i can be mod. im very responsible. im a scientist.

What sort of scientist? It better not be some bullshit like social science.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 08:11

Sperghetti: Apr 21, 2010

Sorry phallus man, you're not the mod GBS needs right now; you're the mod it deserves.

I'm the logical candidate here. Check me out: virtually no forums presence, low post count, and I occasionally go years without checking the forums. I would at the least be on par with deadmau5 :smug:

# ? Jul 5, 2016 08:14

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

logical phalluses posted:

if windows 98 can be mod, i can be mod. im very responsible. im a scientist.

It is done. Congratulations, and welcome to the next level.

We're expecting great things form you.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 08:14

Jukeboxblues: Jul 29, 2015; Grimey Drawer

Lol if w98 can become a mod you can certainly do better. Like admin for instance.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 08:15

logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

Ork of Fiction posted:

It is done. Congratulations, and welcome to the next level.

We're expecting great things form you.

thx ork.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 08:16

A CISHET SHITLORD: Sep 10, 2014; LOURDE OF THE SHITS; Pillbug

no dont

# ? Jul 5, 2016 08:16

logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

spud posted:

What sort of scientist? It better not be some bullshit like social science.

im a STem robot.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 08:16

logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

jazzyhattrick posted:

Did you know?

no i wasnt a mod so i didnt know.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 08:17

logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

A CISHET SHITLORD posted:

no dont

# ? Jul 5, 2016 08:17

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

Sperghetti posted:

Sorry phallus man, you're not the mod GBS needs right now; you're the mod it deserves.

I'm the logical candidate here. Check me out: virtually no forums presence, low post count, and I occasionally go years without checking the forums. I would at the least be on par with deadmau5

Welcome. You are also a mod now. There are some chewable D vitamins if you need them. You will need them. Welcome.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 08:18

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

I can be a Mod, I have management experience. I also knew a Maude in my younger days, which might prove to be very beneficial in executing Mod duties.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 08:18

logical phalluses: Mar 18, 2009; The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

I was a manager at jimmy john's

# ? Jul 5, 2016 08:20

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

Kuato posted:

I can be a Mod, I have management experience. I also knew a Maude in my younger days, which might prove to be very beneficial in executing Mod duties.

You were a mod all along. Look in your heart and know this truth. Awake from your slumber MOD KUATO!!!

# ? Jul 5, 2016 08:20

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

# ? Jul 5, 2016 08:20

A CISHET SHITLORD: Sep 10, 2014; LOURDE OF THE SHITS; Pillbug

I have lots of experience yelling at and disciplining literal babbies, I feel like this qualifies me for premium modhood

# ? Jul 5, 2016 08:27

jazzyhattrick: Jul 1, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

logical phalluses posted:

no i wasnt a mod so i didnt know.

If you had the right stuff you'd have known.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 08:30

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

A CISHET SHITLORD posted:

I have lots of experience yelling at and disciplining literal babbies, I feel like this qualifies me for premium modhood

I swear to black Jesus that you will never be a mod. Not while I draw breath. GET THEE HENCE, KNAVE!!

# ? Jul 5, 2016 08:35

A CISHET SHITLORD: Sep 10, 2014; LOURDE OF THE SHITS; Pillbug

Ork of Fiction posted:

I swear to black Jesus that you will never be a mod. Not while I draw breath. GET THEE HENCE, KNAVE!!

So what you're saying is that you HATE BABIES? That's a brave stance from a poster campaigning for modhood.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 08:51

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

A CISHET SHITLORD posted:

So what you're saying is that you HATE BABIES? That's a brave stance from a poster campaigning for modhood.

Your gentle words have swayed my heart. You are now a Something Awful Forums moderator.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 10:05

Jukeboxblues: Jul 29, 2015; Grimey Drawer

Mariana Horchata posted:

Im not sure why this is here but hell yeah wrestle mania

# ? Jul 5, 2016 10:18

Vastarien: Dec 20, 2012; Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.; Buglord

Just once I would like to find myself in a position in which I'm given the opportunity to go mad with power.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 10:20

sluggo is mad: Jan 14, 2012; Buglord

op should quit suckin' rear end

# ? Jul 5, 2016 10:21

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Jukeboxblues posted:

Im not sure why this is here but hell yeah wrestle mania

its supposed to be ozma making her ring entrance to cut a heated promo inside the squared circle about why she needs to mod Punchsport Pagoda

# ? Jul 5, 2016 10:22

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

how's the pay?

i've always wanted to know.

pm me if u don't wanna post this delicate info here.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 10:26

A CISHET SHITLORD: Sep 10, 2014; LOURDE OF THE SHITS; Pillbug

Ork of Fiction posted:

Your gentle words have swayed my heart. You are now a Something Awful Forums moderator.

Finally, my hearts desire.

*sits upon dickthrone as ~~eunuchs~~ twinks place the crown upon my noble brow and hand me Bjanmir, legendary banhammer of the mods*

# ? Jul 5, 2016 10:32

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

So you just want to bbe a moderator?

# ? Jul 5, 2016 10:40

Booty Pageant: Apr 20, 2012

can i get a valuation for something awful llc??

# ? Jul 5, 2016 10:42

spud: Aug 27, 2003; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Genesplicer once told me he gets paid only in special old people pants because Lowtax's uncle Barney works at a plant that makes them.

Not sure if this is true or not.

# ? Jul 5, 2016 10:46