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Theotus
Nov 8, 2014

CubanMissile posted:

Yeah, she gets to be the person just "helping her family" as long as this dude pays all the bills. gently caress that lady.

I mean he does say she makes double his income, but doing all of that without any input from him is not good. I don't ever plan on combining finances with a spouse, too many tangles and money makes people crazy.

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Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
on one hand im happy i made a pedo mad enough to spend 10 dollars
on the other hand i'm sad i lost the avatar Morally Inept bought after i called him a dogfucker

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men

Meridian posted:

I mean he does say she makes double his income, but doing all of that without any input from him is not good. I don't ever plan on combining finances with a spouse, too many tangles and money makes people crazy.

She's shady as hell. While I don't think this was necessarily her plan all along, given the circumstances it feels she like she considers the savings as still being "her money" and his money is "their money". And on top of that the secrecy involved also make me think that if she had any returns whatsoever on that money, his end would have remained the same and any additional funds would have ended up in an account somewhere that he would never know about. If this was a business he should sue her rear end for embezzlement and send her to jail.

Theotus
Nov 8, 2014

CubanMissile posted:

She's shady as hell. While I don't think this was necessarily her plan all along, given the circumstances it feels she like she considers the savings as still being "her money" and his money is "their money". And on top of that the secrecy involved also make me think that if she had any returns whatsoever on that money, his end would have remained the same and any additional funds would have ended up in an account somewhere that he would never know about. If this was a business he should sue her rear end for embezzlement and send her to jail.

Oh I'm not defending her at all, it's bad all around. Feel bad for the guy.

RNG
Jul 9, 2009

Sorry, here's some content to make up for it. I can't quite piece together what the problem is in any of these, though.

quote:

My(16m) affair with an older married man(34m) is starting to take its toll on me

I've been having a emotional and sexual relationship with a married man, "John", for almost a year now. It started when I turned 16 ( the age of consent here is 16). He's married and have 2 kids. I know what we're doing is wrong, but I've fallen in love with him and he's in love with me too. He's promised me that he'll divorce her if we're still together when I turn 18. I turn 17 in a month.
The problem is that I'm starting to feel really, really bad about what we're doing. I see his wife and kids almost everyday, we live on the same street. And they're freinds with my parents so they come over for dinner now and again. One time we were having a barbecue, everyone was in the backyard, I was upstairs in my bedroom studying, and he came into my bedroom and asked for a bj. And on his and his wifes anniversary, he asked me to sneak out and have sex with him after she'd gone to bed. In the beginning I didn't mind doing stuff like that at all, it was actually a big turn on for me to sneak around and be all secretive, but now I'm starting to feel really, really lovely about it. I just feel like a terrible person.
I tried to break up with him a few months ago, because I just felt so bad about what we were doing, and he kept texting and calling me all the time, more than a 100 texts in one day. I just tried to ignore him. After a few days he showed up at my school and said we needed to talk, I didn't want to make a scene so I got in his car and we talked. He told me he was in love with me, and wanted to be with me. This is when he promised he'd divorce his wife when I turned 18. I asked him why he had to wait and he said that even though the age of consent is 16, he don't think my parents would let me be with him (I agree, I'm pretty sure they would not approve), and he think people would judge us if we told them now because I'm so young (I agree with that too).
I'm kinda making him out to seem like a really bad person, but he's really not. He's a great dad, and he's very kind and caring. He always texts me asking me how I'm doing and how's my day been, and he even helps me studying for school.
I don't know what to do. We're in love and we're going to end up with each other eventually anyway, but I just feel so bad about what we're doing behind his wifes back.
I thought maybe I should ask him to get the divorce now and we can just keep our relationship a secret until I turn 18? Or that we stop the sexual side of our relationship and stay friends until I'm old enough?

quote:

I am [15F] and my sweet loving boyfriend [19M] been together for a year, we are I love with each other and he's all mine and I'm all his. I'm asking am I too young to get engaged or I she to old for me?

One thing is first I'm 15 but please don't judge me by my age. My boyfriend is 19. We haven been dating for a year now but secretly from my parents but his parents are very accepting of me and my age. Well yesterday we went on a beautiful date. And it was beautiful we spent all day together I told my parents I was sleeping over a friends house and that we would spend the day together and that the next day at 10 pm I'll be home but anyways... My parents said it was ok and to enjoy summer break. So my bf picked me up and I said he was my friends brother so anyways we got to his place and was getting ready for bed since he picked me up at 9 pm and I love him so much everyone reading this might think he is using me for sex but no we both are virgins and he is really good looking we both say we will wait till are wedding night. We both are Catholic. So we cuddled in bed and watching Netflix and fell asleep and starting form when we woke up he showed me a lovely day. So it was 7:30 pm and a little dark out we decided to go to a near by park and there was a flu time there and we sat next to it. The sec we say down he told me how much he loves me and how much I mean to him that I started crying and then he kissed my tear and hold me then he got on one knee and pulled out a little red box and he opened it and I saw a beautiful engagement ring and ask me to marry him and I said yes. But I love him so much I'm just asking if I should wait or not I told him that we might stay engaged some time and he said he understands completely that I need to focus on school and he currently needs to do the same but he wants me to be only his. We made a plan and everything but I want to ask other people is this is a good idea or a good situation I should be in? Plz your advice will help me a lot?
tl;dr: Am I too young to be engaged or is he to old for me ?

quote:

My [34 M] wife [17 F] is half my age and I want to run away with her to the US. She doesn't want to leave but I know there is nothing here for either one of us.

First of all, English is not my first language so please excuse any language mistakes.
When I was 29 my parents arranged for me to marry my second cousin, A. A was 12 years old at the time but her parents were planning on marrying her off to a much older man. I was not married (I am actually homosexual) so my father asked if she would marry me instead. I reluctantly agreed and we were married. We have never finalized the marriage through sex and the only one I have confided in about my sexuality is A. My family thinks that A and I have been having sex.
My father splits half of his time between the US and our country so A and I have visited the US for a few weeks when he was sick. I loved it there because it is so much more free. I would be able to live my life and A would be able to go to school and find a partner who she could love.
The problem is that A is a devout Muslim and does not want to leave. She wants to stay married to me and have children once she is older. I want neither of those things but I do want her to be happy and the only way we can do that is if we leave.
I have thought about using my power as her husband to take her with me, willing or not. She obeys me because she believe it is her duty as a wife, but I know that there is a better life for both if we can just get out.
My father has suggested forcing her to go so that I can go help him with his business but I just seems wrong. I feel like there is no way for me to win and if I divorce her then she will not be able to live on her own due to the stigma.
tl;dr: I married my cousin when she was a child to protect her from an older man. I want to take her out of the country to be free, but she is a devout Muslim and does not want to go.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012


did we ever get the ending to this story?

fake edit: oh my god somebody please probate these thread shitters

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Stuntman posted:

on one hand im happy i made a pedo mad enough to spend 10 dollars
on the other hand i'm sad i lost the avatar Morally Inept bought after i called him a dogfucker

Don't fret. Everyone else in this thread is just a dirty rightwinger exrtremist and you're the only word of morality in here.

RNG posted:

My [34 M] wife [17 F] is half my age and I want to run away with her to the US. She doesn't want to leave but I know there is nothing here for either one of us.

First of all, English is not my first language so please excuse any language mistakes.
When I was 29 my parents arranged for me to marry my second cousin, A. A was 12 years old at the time but her parents were planning on marrying her off to a much older man. I was not married (I am actually homosexual) so my father asked if she would marry me instead. I reluctantly agreed and we were married. We have never finalized the marriage through sex and the only one I have confided in about my sexuality is A. My family thinks that A and I have been having sex.
My father splits half of his time between the US and our country so A and I have visited the US for a few weeks when he was sick. I loved it there because it is so much more free. I would be able to live my life and A would be able to go to school and find a partner who she could love.
The problem is that A is a devout Muslim and does not want to leave. She wants to stay married to me and have children once she is older. I want neither of those things but I do want her to be happy and the only way we can do that is if we leave.
I have thought about using my power as her husband to take her with me, willing or not. She obeys me because she believe it is her duty as a wife, but I know that there is a better life for both if we can just get out.
My father has suggested forcing her to go so that I can go help him with his business but I just seems wrong. I feel like there is no way for me to win and if I divorce her then she will not be able to live on her own due to the stigma.
tl;dr: I married my cousin when she was a child to protect her from an older man. I want to take her out of the country to be free, but she is a devout Muslim and does not want to go.

Jesus loving christ what? This must be fake.

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug

Moridin920 posted:

this x1000

like holy gently caress I can't imagine even getting to proposal stage with someone like that (obsessed with material poo poo but not even rich herself so she expects others to do it for her) but dude after a snub like that it's loving over bitch

On the other hand, instead of talking with his gf and trying to reach a compromise to make them both happy, the poster just went "I don't like what you want, so we're doing what I want"

Yeah it sounded like she was being a bitch, but this is through the eyes of Reddit, not necessarily a reliable narrator.

RNG posted:

Sorry, here's some content to make up for it. I can't quite piece together what the problem is in any of these, though.

Wow this first one is sad. Especially her thinking this dude loves her, and that he's not a bad person. Sure, he's a great dad, except he's plowing the neighbor half his age on his anniversary.

CodfishCartographer fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Aug 9, 2016

RNG
Jul 9, 2009

CodfishCartographer posted:

Wow this first one is sad. Especially her thinking this dude loves her, and that he's not a bad person. Sure, he's a great dad, except he's plowing the neighbor half his age on his anniversary.

It's two guys.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Business Gorillas posted:

oh my god stop posting

Please.

SciFiDownBeat posted:

did we ever get the ending to this story?

fake edit: oh my god somebody please probate these thread shitters

I really want to know what the gently caress is going on here. I'm betting family pet death is involved somehow.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

the muslim one sounds like something that a redditor would make up

like, anti-muslim propaganda. They love to do that poo poo.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




I wish some hot older woman wanted to jump my bones when I was 15

Now I'd settle for any woman

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



I aspre to one day do the sex.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
moviez

quote:

Hey Reddit! Never thought I'd be posting here but, do any of us?

So yesterday my bf and I saw Suicide Squad. We've been ignoring every bit of press about it, we wanted to enjoy it as is. We're both HUGE comic book nerds, I'm more Marvel and he's more DC, so I haven't read the source material but he has. We see every comic movie out there, good or bad, to support the industry.

So I thought the movie was terrible for various reasons. I thought it was cringey (really? The joker scene was absolutely terrible) and overall just really slow and boring and DARK. I tried not to show my dislike while we were watching it because that's rude but I think I pulled some faces.

Today, bf was RAVING about it. How good the actors/actresses were, how funny it was, etc. Awesome, I'm glad he liked it. I just kinda nodded along to avoid conflict. Then, he asked me how I felt about it.

I asked if he wanted me to be honest, he said of course. So I was. I told him I thought it was juvenile and boring and I wouldn't recommend it. He seemed honestly offended. I told him I don't think he has bad taste, but I did make a joke that when he have monthly movie night with friends we shouldn't watch it, which made him really mad.

He asked me if I even like comics, why I thought the movie didn't stay true to the characters, basically insisting that I just didn't know good movies or good comics. I was pissed but stayed quiet, what's the point of having an argument about this? He said he didn't "deserve the loving silent treatment" and stormed out. He even left his wallet so he's driving without a license. I called him, no answer. It's been a few hours, I got dinner without him (he were supposed to go out tonight), and came home. No sign, so I'm posting here.
What the gently caress even? How do I approach this? Seems like a bunch of red flags, though he's never shown such temper before.

tl;dr: Bf asked for my opinion on movie, I gave honest answer, he stormed out, haven't heard from him. What?

EDIT/UPDATE So I'm not sure if it's protocol to make a separate post or just edit, so I'll edit. He came home crying, really embarrassed mostly. He just sat next to me on the couch and apologized, really sobbing and stuff. As you might be able to tell I'm not the most "there" with emotions, so I just kinda hugged him and let him let it out. After a bit of this he explained his "reasoning". I guess he saw this movie as more... politically charged? than I did. One user actually hinted towards this, really crazy for me to hear it from this mouth. He basically saw this movie as a huge Mens rights thing. He didn't mention Ghostbusters but he said it this movie was really important for "those who don't pander" and "sane people". I was really taken aback by this, I didn't know the movie was relevant to this at all. I knew he was into the whole mens rights thing for a while, and I didn't really care, but this incident kind of solidified that he's a massive baby to be kinda mean about it. I told him I'd think about what happened but it's probably best that I go stay somewhere else tonight (we're in college but I stay over at his place usually). I'm thinking of breaking up with him honestly. What should I do?



MENNNNSSSSS RIGHHHHTTTSSSSSS

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!


quote:

[S1E1- The Seinfeld Chronicles
The season starts with George and Jerry discussing _______.
The waitress doesn't have an orange indicator for the decaf. What hand is the decaf in?
What is Jerry's first girlfriend's name and what does she teach?
Jerry has to leave the restaurant and asks george to be his "come-with" guy. Where is he going?
According to Jerry, you can't overdry, over_, and over__.
Back at Jerry's apartment, what did he record on TV and request no one spoil him over the phone?
what is Kramer's original name?
What does he request from Jerry?
What is Jerry eating?
How many "decent hotel rooms" are there in NYC, according to George?
Wtf… "Kramer" has a pet… what kind?
What kind of greeting does laura do when meeting Jerry at JFK (it's not the hand sandwich)?
What touristy thing does Laura want to do after her seminar?
Why doesn't Jerry sleep with Laura?
Tough one: In Jerry's original apartment what is handing on the wall between the front door and the door leading to the bathroom and bedroom?

s1ep2- male unbonding
What flew out of George's pocket during intermission of a play on his date?
What article of clothing does jerry think the real reason George's date didn't sleep with him?
What's Kramer's number?
Who was on the phone? He lived, like, three houses down from Jerry?
What dictator would Jerry be friends with if he had a ping-pong table?
Where does Jerry say he's going to visit this summer to see if his friend is listening?
Jerry orders an egg salad on wheat at the restaurant. What does his "friend" order and demand the waitress do?
jerry can't break up with him so he invites him to the ______ next wednesday.
What are the four worst words in the English language according to Jerry?
and according to George?
What is Kramerica Industries first big idea?
Jerry blows off his friend. What is his fake excuse.
Elaine makes her first appearance talking with Jerry regarding where to eat even though she's not hungry. What is she currently eating?
Elaine makes a suggestion for Jerry's list of excuses that he has been diagnosed with multiple personality disorder. "You're not even you. you're _____."
What are Elaine's excuses for not going out with Jerry's friend?

s1ep3- the stake out
What's Jerry's euphemism for a porn star?
What's Elaine's friend's name that jerry met when he was dating Elaine?
In elaine's dream, what did jerry have after he turned around?
What firm does the girl Jerry flirts with at the dinner party work for? Good luck remembering this one, Jerry tries immediately to try to memorize it.
In the past, what edible gift did Elaine give to Jerry's father that he didn't like?
Who pitches the idea for Jerry to stake out her building?
What actress does jerry tell George she looks like?
Jerry meets her in the lobby and finds out her name is _______.
What board game does Helen and Jerry play in his apartment?
Kramer tries to help her. What move does he make that Jerry challenges?

s1ep4- the robbery
What are the final three things Jerry packs into his suitcase before his trip? He is the master packer.
What does Jerry tell Elaine is the most important rule about his fridge?
What job did Elaine's waitress/actress get that makes her now an actress/waitress?
What street is the 2 bedroom apartment George wants to show Jerry?
Where is the "master packer" going for four shows this weekend?
Kramer left the door open to come to Jerry's apartment to get his ______.
What soap opera distracted Kramer from bringing the item back?
What's the name of the lock Jerry has?
What are all the things that were stolen?
What are the three features of the new apartment that Elaine loves?
How long is the lease for?
After the coin flip who gets odds and who gets evens?
who does Kramer suspect stole the stuff?
What's Elaine's roommate's next show after the answer to #3?
What is the job of the next door neighbor of the new apartment?

s1ep5- the stock tip
what did elaine drop in the kitchen that disappeared?
why can't elaine go to her boyfriends apartment?
what's the name of the company George is buying stock in?
How much is he going to invest?
Why is elaine upset at Jerry ordering tuna?
what state does Jerry want to take his girlfriend, Vanessa, to speed up the intimacy into phase 2?
What did Kramer say jerry should've invested his money in?
Who is supposed to tell George and Jerry when to sell the stock?
What does jerry want from the Dry Cleaners regarding his shrunken shirt?
It's raining on their vacation. What board game does Jerry suggest they play?
what was the reason #3 was in the hospital?

lmao imagine if your friend gave you this

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Frog Act posted:

lmao imagine if your friend gave you this
lmao who would do this I love it

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
what color suit was clay davis wearing when he said sheeeeeeeit the longest time?
what was the flight number of the plane that jessie's girlfriend's dad crashed?
who did number two work for?

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

quote:

s2ep1- the ex-gf
Why doesn't Elaine not want to sit in the back seat?
Why doesn't Jerry want some of Kramer's cantaloupe?
where did Kramer get his cantaloupe and for how much?
what room does george break up with his GF?
What did George leave at her apartment?
once Jerry starts dating Marlene, what's his biggest complaint about her?
How much did george's 2 minute chiropractor session cost?
What airplane devise does elaine return to Jerry after complaing about his slow elevator
Why is elaine the "queen of confrontation"?
What does george suddenly think he swallowed in the cafe while talking about his ex, jerry's new gf?
why does she break it off Jerry and what day of the week did it happen.
What is her job?

s2ep2- the pony remark
When watching TV in Jerry's apartment where does Morty place the remote?
Jerry made an incredible play in his softball game on a tag play in field. What position was he playing?
Jerry's greatest moment was Sharon Bester. What was morty's greatest moment?
What does uncle Leo always do when he talks to Jerry?
What is the reward for Kramer's bet with Jerry that he can build his levels within the month?
Who does Jerry facetiously guess Jeffrey calls when Jeffrey has a problem with the big shots at the park department.
Why can't jerry eat dessert at the Dinner party?
Where is Manya from, where they ALL HAD A PONY?
Who called Jerry to inform him that Manya died?
Why can't Jerry go to the funeral?
What prominent brookyln street is the funeral going to be held?
Where is Manya's widower moving to?
Which park is Jeffrey transferring to from Central Park?
Who ends up getting the apartment on west end that Elaine wants?
What blunders did he make in the postponed softball championship?

s2ep3- the busboy
What does Jerry tell Elaine she needs to do with his car when she borrows it?
What's the pesto of cities?
What mistake did the bus boy make while the group eat out?
What kind of camp was George a camp waiter?
What street does the bus boy live on?
What's the name of the guy Elaine is picking up from the airport?
What does kramer ask the busboy in spanish?
what's the name of the bus boy's cat?
what's the busboy's name?
What does Kramer break in his apartment?
What does Elaine say to avoid having sex with the guy from seattle
What time did Elaine wake up?
where's the best bathroom near 54th and sixth (according to george)?
and 64th and 10th?
How many people died in the tragedy in the restaurant?

season 2 episode 4- the baby shower
What kind of artist is Leslie who is pregnant.
What's the husband's name? Chip? Kip? Skip?
When she was dating George, what did she get all over George's red shirt?
What famous cinematic baby does George think Leslie deserves?
Why can't elaine host the baby shower?
What is Jerry trying to watch when Kramer tries to persuade him to get illegal cable?
What nationality is Kramer's cable guy?
What does the cable guy sell on the subway?
What convinces Jerry to get the cable?
Why does jerry's plane need to make an emergency landing before it reaches buffalo?
Who is Leslie famously related to?
What is the name of the girl at the shower who went to one of Jerry's show three years ago?
How much do the cable guys charge Jerry?

Season 2 episode 5- The jacket
In the men's department store what does Jerry do with the tie rack to get a laugh outta Elaine?
What hotel are they meeting Alton at?
What is the perfect jacket made out of?
What song from Les Miserables does George get stuck in his head?
According to Jerry, what note could Shumann not get out of his head?
What does Kramer have to pick up for his magician friend?
In the hotel what does George order to drink?
Jerry?
alton?
what's the name of the weather guy who informed George it was gonna rain?
what happened to the tailgunner funny guy?
what kind of operation was george's uncle having in his excuse of a phone call?
Why is Elaine late?
What kind of restaurant are they going to on 46th street
What kind of cracker does Kramer ask Jerry to borrow?

Season 2 episode 6 chinese restaurant
Why wasn't Kramer in the episode?
What public service jobs does jerry want to combine into one?
What's george's GF's name that he has to call on the phone?
What movie are they planning on seeing after diner?
What kind of shirt is the woman wearing that Jerry recognizes?
What would George do in the restaurant for $50?
when elaine goes up to the table on the bet, you can hear a larry david voice over of the group asking her what she said… Might be the first one in the series….
What happened with George and #3's first sexual experience?
What s the name of the joke making guy who gets a seat immediately?
Who is #5?
According to Jerry, what is the Bermuda triangle of Jewish Family Gossiping?
How does george wanna divide the $20?
Where did George previously try to bribe someone?
Where does Elaine suggest they eat instead of the chinese restaurant?
What does he cry out instead of Costanza? 15.

season 2 episode 7 the phones message
What does George have to "get into" before he calls a woman?
What is George eating on the other side of phone when calling his girl?
After dinner, George's date asks him to have some ____ in her apartment.
what commercial does jerry loathe that his gf likes?
What boardgame are Jerry and Elaine playing when she talks about her breaking up with the bf that wouldn't clean his bathroom
What is the topic of Kramer's stand-up bit that he offers up to Jerry?
Where does George get the inspiration to switch the tape?
What famous TV show has Jerry never seen one episode of?
What dietary condition does Jerry facetiously say that he has?
Where was George's date when he left all of his angry voice messages?
What are all of the ideas for a warning to Jerry in the scheme to switch the messages?
What version of the song?
What did George tell his gf that his father does to distract her?
15.

s2ep8 the apartment
this one is a kinda so-so episode. only 9 q's
what does kramer put in his hair to keep it from standing up straight?
how old was ms. hudwalker when she died?
who found her?
How much is he offering the apartment for per month?
Where is the apartment in the building?
What is the term george and jerry use for taking a girl home to their apartment rather than the girls?
what is the shape of george's friend adam's head, from detroit?
how much does manny make elaine pay for the apartment?
what does george's fake wife do for a living?
i dunno what happened to s2ep9- the stranded

s2ep10- the statue
Where is Elaine's friend Rava from?
what fancy word did george squeeze in conversation about cleaning and college students
What was George singing when he broke the statue?
What does Kramer and George play for the statue?
What's Rava's bf's name?
What does he offer to put in Elaine and Jerry's tea?
When Rava walks in and Jerry is on the phone with Kramer, Jerry pretends that he is talking to his mother. he claims she forgot how to make ________.
How many siblings does Rava have?
What dish is George's mom cooking for George's surprise of a lifetime?
Where did rava's boyfriend claim he got the statue?
where does #5 go to school?
what does Elaine do instead of editing Rava's book?
who gets the statue back?
15.

S2ep11- the heart attack
Larry David makes his first on-screen cameo as a spaceman on TV screaming about "like flaming _______"
What kind of vegetable does george sneak into Monk's in a brown bag?
What did george do after watching a show about anorexia?
What article of clothing does Jerry want from George if he were to kick the bucket?
Who does he ask George if he can call?
What does the Doctor say grew back on George?
According to Kramer, the excellent cafeteria "is like _____ opened up a Hospital."
What routine surgery did Bob Sacamento have that caused him to stare out of window screaming "MY NAME IS BOB!"?
Who does Kramer suggest George go see instead?
how much does the first visits cost? 11.What month was George born in?
what month should he have been born in according to the healer?
what does he claim jerry is eating too much of?
okay this is hard. what is in the special tea that he makes george?
I've asked this one… What does george scream he is when he's rushed to the hospital?
What are the paramedics/EMTs arguing about in the ambulance?
what are jerry's noticeable injuries in the ambulance crash?

s2ep12- the revenge
What lake does George's boss video tape his sexual escapades on?
This episode is the first that Newman's name shows up. Although he doesn't appear on camera, what is he threatening to do?
why doesn't jerry use the buildings washing machine?
What kind of hat is the laudrymat cigar-smoking guy wearing?
What sports jobs does George want to be while brainstorming with Jerry?
When george goes back to work after quitting his colleages are discussing their weekend. Where did one take his kids sailing?
where is the 10th anniversary party going to be?
what is george gonna slip in his boss' drink?
how much did jerry leave in his laundry bag?
what kind of aquatic animal does george say his boss looks like to elaine?
where does elaine say she goes to george's boss in order to unwind?
what really irked George about his boss?

s2ep13- the deal
What unfortunate scheduled event does Jerry have the same week as his birthday?
How many times does Jerry think that he and elaine hosed?
How many does she know that they did?
what's the first rule of their deal (to be friends with benefits)
what's the second rule?
after elaine sleeps with jerry, which shirt of jerry's does she walk out in?
what does jerry eat from the fridge in elaine's apartment
What did the roommate pretend to be in her improv class
which of george's recommendations for a bday gift did jerry think was too "gubernatorial"?
what does he end up getting her?
what does Kramer get her?
What poet does Kramer quote on his card to her?
what did George get her for her birthday?

FWD: IF YOU DON'T ANSWER THESE TONIGHT I'LL KILL UR CAT

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Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

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