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if you knock em out fast enough, there's a chance their short term memory gets wiped out protip
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Jul 9, 2016 13:27
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I would quite honestly not give a poo poo if someone were to walk in to my private space without knocking first and caught me pleasing myself sexually. It would me kind of like someone seeing you naked at the gym locker room, except that the other person is more in the wrong because they are in your private space. In conclusion: I have given much thought to this scenario previously.
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Jul 9, 2016 13:38
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i jerked off on 9/11 to 9/11
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Jul 9, 2016 15:10
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Whatever, it's their problem. I'm having a good time.
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Jul 9, 2016 15:14
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well then
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Jul 9, 2016 15:16
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okhay guys don't act like you haven't been in THAT situation before haha. gently caress mom don't talk about 9/11 when i'm jerkin off
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Jul 9, 2016 15:49
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Rush towards the door while screaming and stroking my junk, dick aimed right at their face I'll loving teach them to knock first
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Jul 9, 2016 16:36
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hemale in pain posted:i.... i.... dunno wtf is this. why would mum stay in the room and keep talking? why would you upload it? wtf live streaming is so popular with the kids these days
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Jul 9, 2016 16:41
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my monitor's angled away from the door, let em use their imagination
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Jul 9, 2016 16:41
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CharlestonJew posted:Rush towards the door while screaming and stroking my junk, dick aimed right at their face That's what I call a sticky situation!
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Jul 9, 2016 16:49
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Tuxedo Gin posted:i hide nothing. if they caught me jerking it then they can leave or join in
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Jul 9, 2016 16:49
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Jul 9, 2016 16:55
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i dont have to hide my junk because its too small to be seen with the naked eye
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Jul 9, 2016 17:03
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yell "HERE COMES THE GOOK" and then splooge all over them
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Jul 9, 2016 17:18
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When I was like 15 I was jerking off to one of my dad's old Playboys but then my mom walked in and so I hid my penis and my mom was like "what's that magazine" and so I lied and said "oh, it's one of dad's old National Lampoons" and she was like "oh I would love to read that later, I think we only have about six of those old National Lampoons, I didn't know we had another". In retrospect, it was weird that National Lampoon magazine was such a known quantity in my house growing up
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Jul 9, 2016 17:24
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You position the laptop so that the porn cannot be seen from the door. Then when you hear something you focus on hiding the dick
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Jul 9, 2016 17:37
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It would take me at least a minute and a half to put away either my penis or my elaborate array of masturbation paraphernalia.
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Jul 9, 2016 17:40
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Thunderbro posted:jerk off on them. anyone in my room w me jerking off should reasonably expect this Quite. Jerk it even faster due to the thrill of being watched, and spooge 'em right in the face. If they object, offer to lick up the spunk.
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Jul 9, 2016 17:50
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Porn of course. I'm ashamed of the weird poo poo I spank it to. My weird junk on (in) the other hand is a point of pride.
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Jul 9, 2016 17:57
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https://goo.gl/images/XYPfx4
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Jul 9, 2016 18:10
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It would take wayy too long for me to unsheath my cock from my fleshlight
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Jul 9, 2016 20:11
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I close SOmething Awful on my second monitor.
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Jul 9, 2016 20:14
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Rapidly alt tab away from the porn so it looks like you jerking off to the forums.
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Jul 9, 2016 20:14
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The porn as it is unlikely that they can see my penis from more than a foot or two away
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Jul 9, 2016 20:24
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Turn the porn off and tell them you're just checking for lumps.
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Jul 9, 2016 20:25
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sketch_nimrod posted:The porn as it is unlikely that they can see my penis from more than a foot or two away
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Jul 9, 2016 20:25
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My dick is really small and I can hide an erection just by squeezing my legs together.
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Jul 9, 2016 20:42
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I would smile at them like this: Coincidentally, this is also what I would be jerking off to.
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Jul 9, 2016 22:17
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I it even comfy to chat in that position ? This yoga poo poo is really weird.
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Jul 9, 2016 22:28
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i walked in on my Asian roommate only to find out he had a vagina but he continued anyway, explained the faint fishy smell in the room all the time I guess
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Jul 9, 2016 22:56
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P-Mack posted:Rapidly alt tab away from the porn so it looks like you jerking off to the forums. what if u are actually jerking off to the forums though
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Jul 9, 2016 23:07
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I continue uninterrupted without acknowledging their presence, distracting them with the dilemma of whether or not they're actually real
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Jul 10, 2016 01:52
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flip tablet onto lap, effectively hiding both
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Jul 10, 2016 04:12
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nothing, I brought enough to share
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Jul 10, 2016 07:32
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lol if your ears aren't masterfully tuned to be able to pick up footsteps and doorhandle turns to enable you to hide both your junk AND your shameful porn in quick fashion just loving lol what are you still a teenager?
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Jul 10, 2016 10:13
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Moridin920 posted:lol if your ears aren't masterfully tuned to be able to pick up footsteps and doorhandle turns to enable you to hide both your junk AND your shameful porn in quick fashion just loving lol what are you still a teenager? you're watching porn with speakers instead of headphones or on mute and either way you're scrub tier there fucko
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Neither, I can't get off unless I'm staring an innocent bystander in the eyes
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