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Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

gently caress.

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
no no you've got it all wrong, the command is "Computer: Gas Thread, Ban OP"

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
"...Earl Grey, Hot"

Bad Titty Puker
Nov 3, 2007
Soiled Meat

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*
Oh please... it's "Computer - Zoom in and Enhance"




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHepKd38pr0

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIXTNumrDc4

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Computer save program Horny Space Sluts on the Moon

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Computer save program Horny Space Sluts on the Moon

Computer belay that order - there are children on board.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
yeah i try it every once in a while too in a moment of drunken despair OP

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
xbox shut off

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

he is antman now

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

Computer, add characters from Kim "Sports" Programme Theta Two.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Computer, tell me that I am not unlovable

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Lucky Guy posted:

Computer, tell me that I am not unlovable

* in a robot voice*
You are unlovable

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Computer, show me Hillary Clinton but make the breasts larger.

Hmm, larger.

Larger.

Larger.

There we go, now make her interested in me.

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Computer, show me Hillary Clinton but make the breasts larger.

Hmm, larger.

Larger.

Larger.

There we go, now make her interested in me.

I hope the real Hillary Clinton doesn't show up and get unjustly offended at this completely legitimate holoprogram of her. :techno:

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Computer, suck my goddamn balls.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Add Sequence: OYSTER

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Compter, create a swimming pool filled with beer and fill it with sexy babes

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