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Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
They are giving it to them as a birthday present.

So what should other countries do? I think we should give Texas back to Mexico, don't really need a reason too, but it would be a nice thing to do. Maybe give Maine to Canada too, while we are at it. What do you guys think?

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Give all of (Eastern) Europe to Putin :ussr:

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
How about giving us alaska instead you stingy bastard its basically Canada anyway

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
:peanut: Okay guys, let's talk about the geopolitics of Israel and Palestine! :peanut:

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Dreddout posted:

:peanut: Okay guys, let's talk about the geopolitics of Israel and Palestine! :peanut:

*joker from Dark night* and here. we. go.

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

Dreddout posted:

:peanut: Okay guys, let's talk about the geopolitics of Israel and Palestine! :peanut:

i feel bad for both of them

sand is coarse and it gets everywhere

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Lime Tonics posted:

They are giving it to them as a birthday present.

So what should other countries do? I think we should give Texas back to Mexico, don't really need a reason too, but it would be a nice thing to do. Maybe give Maine to Canada too, while we are at it. What do you guys think?

canada and mexico should give us canada and mexico instead

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

canada and mexico should give us canada and mexico instead

:agreed:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

canada and mexico should give us canada and mexico instead

Is this the sort of thing you want happening in your country?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pLsM2ijRao

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

TheSpamalope posted:

How about giving us alaska instead you stingy bastard its basically Canada anyway

Haha, stupid Canadians had an awesome Alaska right next to them the whole time but chose to live within eye sight of America and we just flew right over your dumb asses and put a flag in like half a million acres of land! Hahaha!

Enjoy your lovely yukon, jerks! hahaha!

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Dave_Indeed posted:

Haha, stupid Canadians had an awesome Alaska right next to them the whole time but chose to live within eye sight of America and we just flew right over your dumb asses and put a flag in like half a million acres of land! Hahaha!

Enjoy your lovely yukon, jerks! hahaha!

Significant ownage

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Even canada hates maine.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Facebook Aunt posted:

Is this the sort of thing you want happening in your country?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pLsM2ijRao

yes :twisted:

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
gently caress Finland, I gave them a mountain once and all they did was make mole hills out of it.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
As a texan I can't approve of your plan op but I think we'd be willing to give up east texas to Louisiana. They could probably have everying short of houston and dallas if they played their cards right.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Dave_Indeed posted:

Haha, stupid Canadians had an awesome Alaska right next to them the whole time but chose to live within eye sight of America and we just flew right over your dumb asses and put a flag in like half a million acres of land! Hahaha!

Enjoy your lovely yukon, jerks! hahaha!

Don't they teach you anything in american schools? You bought Alaska from the Russians.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Are land locked states, say Iowa, in the mix?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Facebook Aunt posted:

Don't they teach you anything in american schools? You bought Alaska from the Russians.

Louisiana purchase is now null and void. Welcome frenchies!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
the highest mountain in Florida is sugarloaf mountain at 395 feet above sea level

now norway, i know you're chomping at the bit, but i'm afraid this is gonna cost you....

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003
Belgium should give both halves of their country to the countries they obviously belong with and give Brussels to the EU.

E: Poland and Russia should give east Prussia back to Germany. Also the Czechs should give back the Sudetenland. Austria should give itself to Germany. France should give Lorraine to Germany.

NihilismNow fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Jul 28, 2016

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

TheSpamalope posted:

How about giving us alaska instead you stingy bastard its basically Canada anyway

we bought it fair and square from the russians. boo hoo hoo sorry your king was too stupid to "colonize" it first.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i bet they put a bunch of nuclear waste under that mountain years ago lmao

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
A mountain of corpses?

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