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wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


GamesAreSupernice posted:

If that's an official request, I guess Big Head mode never hurt anyone

Well, that or big weapons, so you can swing swords the size of Buicks around.

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GamesAreSupernice
Jan 3, 2014

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wiegieman posted:

Well, that or big weapons, so you can swing swords the size of Buicks around.

Why not both then

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Van Helsing already looks at everything with big crazy eyes, so throwing in big head and big weapons too couldn't hurt.

GamesAreSupernice
Jan 3, 2014

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Jan 3, 2014

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Igor Mk.II

GamesAreSupernice
Jan 3, 2014

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In which we get a goddamn Gatling gun

GamesAreSupernice
Jan 3, 2014

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Bye Dracula

Quiet Python
Nov 8, 2011
Does that ending make more sense in the movie? Because I'm not really sure what happened there.

If you're not all Hugh Jackman-ed out, would you consider doing an LP of "X-Men: Origins - Wolverine"?

GamesAreSupernice
Jan 3, 2014

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Quiet Python posted:

Does that ending make more sense in the movie? Because I'm not really sure what happened there.

If you're not all Hugh Jackman-ed out, would you consider doing an LP of "X-Men: Origins - Wolverine"?

I'll have to actually get a copy and play it first, but if it's as good as everyone says I'm sure I'll enjoy it enough to share it.

And the idea is that only someone with monster blood can kill Dracula, or something.

GamesAreSupernice
Jan 3, 2014

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Starring Hugh Jackman's big goofy head

Co-Produced by Speed Weed

Xenoveritas
May 9, 2010
Dinosaur Gum

Quiet Python posted:

Does that ending make more sense in the movie? Because I'm not really sure what happened there.

Considerably.

OK, keep in mind I've only ever seen the last half of this movie on HBO or something like that, but the movie ending essentially reveals that only a werewolf can permanently kill Dracula. Just because, something to do with the curse that created Dracula in the first place. Don't ask questions.

In the movie there's a whole plot where the lady main character whose name I don't remember teams up with Frankenstein to retrieve the antidote that Dracula has for reasons. (Something about him using werewolves to hunt for him or something? I dunno, he has a werewolf antidote.) The final battle with the bat-lady-thing was between the female lead and Frankenstein in the movie.

The antidote will only work if delivered "before the final strike of midnight" after the full moon. (Also, apparently you only turn into a werewolf after the clock strikes midnight. No, that's not explained.) So there's a whole thing where they have to get it to Van Helsing before the twelfth strike of the clock in order to save him.

As I recall, Dracula kills Female Lead, but she does die in the movie in a really lame way.

Then Frankenstein and Van Helsing ride off into the sunset. Well, Van Helsing does. Well, boats off into the sunset. Or something.

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Mraagvpeine
Nov 4, 2014

I won this avatar on a technicality this thick.
From what I remember, Werewolf Helsing kills Dracula just before killing the female lead while she delivers the antidote. And it was Frankenstein who was sailing away while Helsing and his sidekick (yes, I remember he had a sidekick) ride away on horseback.

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