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Ah, the good ol' dry hump. Careful: the friction can circumcise you! I know because it happened to me. Now I'm circumcised. Chicks dig it, so I'm told.
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I am circumsized as god intended but yea it didn't help she grabbed my dick through my pants and just rubbed the poo poo out of it. It started hurting but I'm a virile, heterosexual male so I was too horny to get her to stop.
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SurfaceDetail posted:That's a good point I don't really think about being axemurdered. But if they were willing to go to my apartment alone during the first date after drinks out in public there must be some level of trust. In any case puss was eventually crushed. well it's also bc our society places a stigma on women enjoying sex so she can't gently caress you on the 1st date lest she is a slut who does that all the time. i mean ANAL on the first date oh lordy can't be doing that! which is stupid and yeah that sucks for us regular people who just want to have a nice time but there it is.
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Moridin920 posted:well it's also bc our society places a smegma on women enjoying sex There, I fixed it to reflect current SA sensibilities.
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SurfaceDetail posted:I am circumsized as god intended but yea it didn't help she grabbed my dick through my pants and just rubbed the poo poo out of it. It started hurting but I'm a virile, heterosexual male so I was too horny to get her to stop. Bitch wanted the D, but didn't actually want the D? What a world we live in!
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Aug 8, 2016 23:20
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Serviette posted:Bitch wanted the D, but didn't actually want the D? It was the first date. So sex was verboten apparently. Next date will be in a few days. I will tame that rear end like the others.
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Stay safe SurfaceDetail.
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Another Update. Dick still raw I have a date Wednesday so I hope its healed by then. Wont stop me crushin puss but it'd be a chore. And it looks like I have a dick disease. Like revitaligo for the dick.
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Alright pre masturbatory update Still raw and weird looking. Am going to try and masturbate as the tingling sensation is enticing. Will be using bog standard internet porn. I've been into asian chicks making noises and red headed stepchildren (18+ of course) getting spanked by their stepdaddys Will report back
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Aug 9, 2016 05:21
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Ok post 5 finger party update definitely a top ten session at least as i can remember definitely reccommend all you goons do this at least once. Denim works fine. the tingles
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SurfaceDetail posted:Alright pre masturbatory update
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Aug 9, 2016 05:33
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Well if the world blew up you wouldn't have to worry about having a skinned dick
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Aug 9, 2016 07:06
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Chinatown posted:i hope everyone dies 
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Aug 9, 2016 07:06
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hahaha goodness gracious
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Earth has a 100% mortality rate and will eventually blow up even if it takes 4 billion years.
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I just heard about op, RIP buddy, I can't believe you developed dick cancer that quickly.
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Chinatown posted:i hope everyone dies
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Update So i had my first wet dream in like years. I beat off and gently caress alot. The tinglies are real friends
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get help, good goonsir
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Afternoon update My dick doesn't tingle very much anymore.  But it still looks like Uncle Ruckus had a fight with a redheaded stepchild. Hopefully for my date tomorrow we are solved as I foresee my genitals becoming extremely necessary. Luckily itll be nighttime.
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Aug 9, 2016 20:17
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:i do think everyone should die except me and my wife and our son, Enfield
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SurfaceDetail posted:Afternoon update You will scamper out of the room on all fours, meowing.
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Hope your penis feels better OP
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A_ssR_apistDude420 posted:Hope your penis feels better OP You are the OP, so
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