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Where can you get one of those fission bombs? Asking for a friend.
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AgentF posted:OP I'm not 100% certain but I reckon Iran might know if Iran is building fission bombs. Like it goes on a bender, and wakes up next to a nuke
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Aug 9, 2016 05:08
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Well, looks like Iran just whacked my Iranian Vanunu. Sad.
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Aug 9, 2016 08:12
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Well, that issue's settled. What do you want to talk about now?
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Aug 9, 2016 12:54
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rudatron posted:What if even Iran doesn't know Aww man. And it doesn't even know if it's a nuke because it doesn't have a nuclear weapons program! If it asks a professional it'll get in sooo much trouble with We're about thirty percent of the way to a blockbuster here.
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Aug 9, 2016 15:51
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zimboe posted:You Goons have never heard the air raid sirens Actually we do air raid sirens the first monday of every month
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AgentF posted:Well, that issue's settled. What do you want to talk about now? How are the Olympics going for everyone, have you been watching beach volleyball It's pretty cool
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Aug 9, 2016 16:20
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I hear iRan is weaponising bat-borne zika delivery. What now Jimboe?
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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We'd also know if they tested one PDQ with how sensitive seismic detectors are these days. See: the Norks
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NLJP posted:We'd also know if they tested one PDQ with how sensitive seismic detectors are these days. See: the Norks Didn't NK just blow up like a thousand tonnes of TNT and claim it was a nuclear blast? Britain did the same trick back in the 50's when we made a giant fission bomb to try to convince people we had hydrogen bombs (the US were observing and were pretty unimpressed). This directly contributed to a nuclear reactor catching fire since the British nuclear program had to work overtime to replace all the plutonium that just got reduced to gamma rays, and decided the only way to do this was massively cut corners on safety.
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Afaik no, they had one misfire shittily but then seem to have managed a true blast sometime.
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Aug 11, 2016 07:19
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OP: they're idiots if they aren't.
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Aug 11, 2016 07:48
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MikeCrotch posted:Didn't NK just blow up like a thousand tonnes of TNT and claim it was a nuclear blast? You're talking about Windscale, an air-cooled reactor with no more design sophistication than a window-mounted air conditioner. gently caress, that was a near miss. It could have been worse than Chernobyl, another iffy design. A graphite fire in a huge uranium reactor, YUM. Coulda laid waste to a significant part of England. ... Build these reactors at the bottom the sea. gently caress the dolphins. Shave the whales. Water is an excellent shield. ... So the fish get radioactive? We'll use 'em for light bulbs, just like the chickens from Kiev. e2: Could the Norks be faking all this with vast shitloads of TNT? That's a lotta juice. It would fit well with the general trend of great steaming crocks of crap from these guys.
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Aug 11, 2016 15:46
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zimboe posted:Could the Norks be faking all this with vast shitloads of TNT? That's a lotta juice. better invade just to be on the safe side
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Aug 11, 2016 16:17
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They are, in Syria, at a site near the Lebanese border manned by Revolutionary Guards and surrounded by heavy Hezbollah militia deployment. Never trust a regime that invades America and continues to espouse antisemitic ideals.
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Aug 11, 2016 17:20
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poo poo, Iran has invaded America!? 
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System Metternich posted:poo poo, Iran has invaded America!? Clearly he's talking about the Japanese in the second line which is a huge non-sequitur but yeah Japan is "building" fission bombs the same way Iran is.
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Aug 11, 2016 21:02
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Orange Devil posted:Actually we do air raid sirens the first monday of every month Really? Apparently not in Ellay, haven't heard one since the 70's i think. Or i went deaf and didn't notice.
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Aug 13, 2016 07:32
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I asked them, and they told me they were not.
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Aug 13, 2016 07:34
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if iran was, in fact, building fission bombs or had built fission bombs, or even had somebody else build them fission bombs on the sly to avoid those pesky weapon inspectors, then i am curious, op: what would you do with this information?
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Is there some reason we're calling them fission bombs instead of just nukes or something I'm confused.
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Aug 13, 2016 10:34
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I accidentally read the thread title as 'fusion bombs' and got really excited.
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Starshark posted:Is there some reason we're calling them fission bombs instead of just nukes or something I'm confused. because only then can you put an iranian flag on the "fission mailed" screenshot
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Aug 13, 2016 11:33
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Starshark posted:Is there some reason we're calling them fission bombs instead of just nukes or something I'm confused. I mean it does kind of drive the point home that even if Iran had double secret probation centrifuges and sources of uranium that they could still only build a bomb to be delivered by plane right now and we're pretty good at shooting down planes (also there is, I am told, an ocean between the United States and the Islamic Republic of Iran though I freely admit I am no professional geographer).
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Aug 13, 2016 12:29
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eSports Chaebol posted:I mean it does kind of drive the point home that even if Iran had double secret probation centrifuges and sources of uranium that they could still only build a bomb to be delivered by plane right now and we're pretty good at shooting down planes (also there is, I am told, an ocean between the United States and the Islamic Republic of Iran though I freely admit I am no professional geographer). Actually it's just a couple rivers between Iran and Israel.
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Orange Devil posted:Actually it's just a couple rivers between Iran and Israel. If one were worried about Israel being nuked one might consider non-proliferation a much more important goal than minimizing Iranian hegemony but rabid Jew-hating anti-Semites like Netanyahu see it differently...
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Cefte was right, the Iranian nuclear program is an excellent litmus test for fishing out trolls and idiots.
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