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Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

A_ssR_apistDude420 posted:

Serious question. Who here doesn't actually just eat their cum real quick. Like no one believes you actually keep tissues by the bed.

who jacks off in bed? i'm usually at my desk or in the bathroom (tissues readily available in both places)

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

jesus christ :wtc:

kinda reminds me of SimAnt...

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

No GIS results :whitewater:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

a hole-y ghost posted:

No GIS results :whitewater:

oh man

shootin ur 3rd load of the day on the floor and watching the carpenter ants munch on it while observing it's vigorous effects on them and wanting to give them some more...wow thats hosed up

A_ssR_apistDude420
Aug 9, 2016

by Cowcaster

a hole-y ghost posted:

No GIS results :whitewater:

mother of god

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agQpK6H3LP8

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
the cumshot facial!!

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

a hole-y ghost posted:

No GIS results :whitewater:

mods?? ban for homegrown??????????????????

A_ssR_apistDude420
Aug 9, 2016

by Cowcaster

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
German porn has made cum synonymous with paint when it comes to creating works of art.

Unfortunately, they still have a thing for pissing on each other. yeah.......

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

The best cum is your own, after it shoots high into the air then falls perfectly into your upturned mouth.

I wouldn't do this myself though.

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