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A career .281 hitter, but a career 1.000 lover. 80-grade soul patch. Was kind of good in 2008, then increasingly terrible. (Possible inverse relationship with performance of Dow Jones Industrial Average? Is this witchcraft?) This thread is for discussion of Ryan Theriot, player of baseballs.
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All-time MLB career leader in 1.) Ryan Theriotness Above Replacement 2.) Batting average on Ryan Theroits in play 3.) Atomic wedgies
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Aug 12, 2016 07:59
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Check this Tyan Rheroit
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Aug 12, 2016 08:12
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Metapod posted:Check this Tyan Rheroit Htf is there no soul patch emoticon?
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Aug 12, 2016 08:19
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My roommate and I always called him The Riot and the Braves organ guy would always play Quiet Riot's "Come on Feel the Noise" whenever he came up to the plate. That's my Ryan Theriot story.
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Aug 12, 2016 08:37
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World Series Champion Designated Hitter Ryan Theriot definitely deserves his own thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUjjbZlKo8M
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Aug 12, 2016 09:24
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HOTLANTA MAN posted:My roommate and I always called him The Riot and the Braves organ guy would always play Quiet Riot's "Come on Feel the Noise" whenever he came up to the plate. That's my Ryan Theriot story. TYFT Everyone has a Theriostory. Please more sharing.
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Aug 12, 2016 09:48
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Ryan Theriot gave us the TOOTBLAN. For that we should be grateful.
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Aug 12, 2016 10:51
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A lot of people are probably upset that this thread is upstaging another former Giants player who is by all accounts the GOAT. But don't worry, we have plenty of time for threads about Joaquin Arias.
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Aug 12, 2016 21:27
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMv9Vls7mRg
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Aug 12, 2016 22:15
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The Riot was pretty awesome for that one year. Like everyone else from the 08 Cubs.
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Aug 12, 2016 22:57
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Nail Rat posted:The Riot was pretty awesome for that one year. Like everyone else from the 08 Cubs. For a second I thought the Steve Bartman thing happened in 2008 and I had a good zinger but nm
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Aug 12, 2016 23:17
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Ryan Theriot is a vile traitor who should never be allowed in Cook County, Illinois again.quote:With the Cubs holding their offseason fan celebration on the same weekend as the Cardinals, Theriot was a thorny topic for some former teammates. On the day of the trade to the Cardinals, the shortstop described how he was "finally on the right side" of the Cubs-Cardinals rivalry. He later told a St. Louis radio station that he was happy to be with an organization that emphasized winning World Series championships instead of them being "an afterthought." Asked about those comments at their fan fest, a few Cubs took umbrage. One suggested Theriot practice ducking. Strong words from Koyie Hill, whose only contribution to major league baseball was returning to play after sawing off his own fingers in an off-season sawing accident. No baseball fan can ever forget the storied Koyie Hill-Ryan Theriot rivalry.
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Aug 13, 2016 07:08
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I can just hear Pujols yelling conyo every time Theriot bounces one on a routine grounder.
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Aug 13, 2016 07:21
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When I opened this thread, I was going to comment how much I enjoyed his time as a Jay, before I realized I was confusing Theriot with Eckstein. Apologies to both players. In other news, I literally just realized that Theriot's last name is THE RIOT. I am not the most observant person.
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Aug 13, 2016 23:15
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Yessss this is what I came in here for, thread delivers.
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Sep 3, 2016 23:18
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At least 95 percent of his wardrobe was affliction shirts
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Sep 5, 2016 03:51
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He has twice as many WS rings as Arod.
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Sep 6, 2016 14:52
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Ryan the Riot won a world series with the Giants and it was pretty good.
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Sep 8, 2016 05:33
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i hope this thread keeps getting randomly bumped for the next year, just people remembering ryan theriot
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Sep 8, 2016 05:40
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Ryan Theriot doesn't approve of Colin Kaepernick, which isn't surprising at all, really.
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Sep 8, 2016 06:05
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He played in the live bat college era but managed only 7 home runs over 3 seasons.
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