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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Rutibex posted:

yeah reading is for dorks, listen to the audio book
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDOPHZC936c

I clicked that link out of morbid curiousity, and I am not sure I have ever seen a 20-hour Youtube video before. I wonder how many watchlists my second of curiousity just landed me on.

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

bitmap posted:

*leans in very close with enormous magnifying glass, scrying painstakingly over badly drawn health goth summoning tutonic powers to kill brown people*

but what does it MEEEAN

it's just nazi racial poo poo without the swastikas

Mahuum Aqoha
Jan 15, 2004

SHEPARD!
Do it for the universe!
Fun Shoe
I think the iron pill Volkisch guy is TobleroneTriangular doing another deep cover troll similar to his Ron Paul bit except making fun of those pill guys and neo-fascists in general. It just reeks of the same hare-brained philosophical explanations that he did about purestrain gold and whatnot

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

Poldarn posted:

Or wait I can't tell if this guy is serious.

Hbomberguy is both cool and good

Edit: okay, just good

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I clicked that link out of morbid curiousity, and I am not sure I have ever seen a 20-hour Youtube video before. I wonder how many watchlists my second of curiousity just landed me on.

these long videos is what the speed up feature is for. you can listen to Mein Kampf as read of Alvin and the Chipmunks in only 10 hours!

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



cultural marxism is white guys getting angry about jazz and commodities

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Who What Now posted:

Why isn't there Cultural Leninism?

Because world communism was too beautiful for this world :ussr:

Aschlafly
Jan 5, 2004

I identify as smart.
(But that doesn't make it so...)

Mahuum Aqoha posted:

I think the iron pill Volkisch guy is TobleroneTriangular doing another deep cover troll similar to his Ron Paul bit except making fun of those pill guys and neo-fascists in general. It just reeks of the same hare-brained philosophical explanations that he did about purestrain gold and whatnot
When I first saw it that's what I assumed. Am I to believe it's serious?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Aschlafly posted:

When I first saw it that's what I assumed. Am I to believe it's serious?

What does your heart want to believe

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

DreamShipWrecked posted:

I think people may be over thinking a graphic made by the same people that call NEETs with crippling body odor "Wizards"

You only get to be a wizard if you reach 30 years old with virginity intact.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Light Gun Man posted:

You only get to be a wizard if you reach 30 years old with virginity intact.

Just virginity, or full chastity? Being a big masturbator is enough to make unicorns dislike you.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

Light Gun Man posted:

You only get to be a wizard if you reach 30 years old with virginity intact.

You're a filthy liar. I got to 30 and all I got was disappointed parents.

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

hooman posted:

You're a filthy liar. I got to 30 and all I got was disappointed parents.
I'm sure if you look in your heart, you'll realize they were disappointed in you all along.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




hooman posted:

You're a filthy liar. I got to 30 and all I got was disappointed parents.

Too much masturbation.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

hooman posted:

You're a filthy liar. I got to 30 and all I got was disappointed parents.

whoa. relatable necro, my friend.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
What color pill am I taking if I appreciate womens' company, but also don't give a poo poo if there are none around, and haven't built up a whole system around how much I don't care about them

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

ElGroucho posted:

What color pill am I taking if I appreciate womens' company, but also don't give a poo poo if there are none around, and haven't built up a whole system around how much I don't care about them

The Sugar Pill

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Hmmm, that explains the low grade diabetes

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.
I take the chill pill. :cool:

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

Al Cowens posted:

Fedora-wearing MRAs are so gross.


Dude in the middle almost manages to pull it off, mostly because he had the sense to put on some matching clothes. Still get docked points for wearing any kind of hat indoors though.

Complaint Compilation
Apr 8, 2016

:sax:
Heh what the gently caress?
And yes ^^^ this is gross.
Can we all just agree you can only wear a fedora if you've played a D.A. on Law and Order?

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost
Every time I see fedora-idiot images, I get a little kick of happiness that my taste in hats and my head size mean that I'm basically restricted to ushankas.

Tambaloneus
Feb 5, 2007

I miss my cat someone buy me a kitten.

For anyone interested, and apologies if this has been mentioned before, the program these comics are made with is: https://www.pixton.com/ you can use a free account if you want so you're now able to all go nuts and make terrible goon comics I guess. Or good ones, if that's your thing.

I recognized the program because I've shown a few staff here how to use (for making instructional things for class) and someone asked what it was from.

Atticus Bongman
Oct 12, 2009

Tambaloneus posted:

I recognized the program because I've shown a few staff here how to use (for making instructional things for class) and someone asked what it was from.

Do you work at a franchise of Be Like Dirk or can it be used to make other things?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Al Cowens posted:

I am culturally marxist fight me.

Is being culturally Marxist like being culutrally Jewish? You don't actually believe in Marxism, but you still act really Marxist

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
What is seriously going on in this picture:



Seriously what is even happening? What is it trying to say?

Al Cowens posted:

Fedora-wearing MRAs are so gross.



Is that a women in the first pic?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

punk rebel ecks posted:

What is seriously going on in this picture:



Seriously what is even happening? What is it trying to say?

It's very clearly Social Justice.

J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
Slippery Tilde
Hideo Kojima gets mad and kicks things.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
those lips on the karate master look like they're good for beejes

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

punk rebel ecks posted:

What is seriously going on in this picture:



Seriously what is even happening? What is it trying to say?



Is that a women in the first pic?

A social justice warrior kicks down good things (government, traditional families) instead of taking on the real evils of the world: corrupt cops, the Taliban, Italian gangsters, and worst of all the British.

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016
what about the tiger / tank combo facing off against a lion and a cannon?

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

DreamShipWrecked posted:

A social justice warrior kicks down good things (government, traditional families)

Don't forget the church that probably hasn't had a service in decades and is more or less just a food bank now

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

Fat Shat Sings posted:

what about the tiger / tank combo facing off against a lion and a cannon?

They're probably symbolizing warfare or something equally boring.

The real question is: What are those snakes doing there?

Randal
Apr 20, 2016

not adding value on SA one post at a time

Libluini posted:

They're probably symbolizing warfare or something equally boring.

The real question is: What are those snakes doing there?

You eat them to refill your stamina bar

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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

punk rebel ecks posted:

What is seriously going on in this picture:



Seriously what is even happening? What is it trying to say?
http://www.theonion.com/article/political-cartoon-even-more-boring-and-confusing-t-1706

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